2007/12/25

Jolene is Joy, spending time with her is always delightful :) Stop spending so much money la you bitch, budget budget budget like me me me HAHA, okay at least I'm trying hard.

Steamboat at Marina Bay with

Leqi Yingjing Lulu Xiaowei Justin Tony
aka
Flower Fairy, Sexy Legs Not, Horny Bitch, Susan, My Boy (Lardy), Piece of Pork

was so very sinful we ate like Seventh Month Ghosts it was quite scary but it was so fun pwease, we just couldn't really stop eating and we're all turning into Lardies soon, shit. The three girls were ridiculous I tell you, their laugh-until-can-make-me-die jokes are capable of making the Fried Butter Prawns come to life, totally imba.

Then it was chilling out at The Esplanade. &yes J, we solve whatever problems we have befor the night ends. :)

TONY'S HOUSE WAS THE BOMB. We bought Mini Soakers &played with them at Tony's estate at One am, we were totally soaked to the skin thank you very much (except for XW &YJ those bitches didn't want to get wet). J was the target, we ganged up against him. Tough luck, boy. Then it was Monopoly time all the way till six am, we have the force manszxz are you scared of us. Tony couldn't take it anymore &went to sleep, that poor boy was so deprived of sleep cos of NS. Leqi left at two plus, she has a new enemy I can't tell you who. Prata Breakfast at Jalan Kayu was whoohoo-so-very-good, maybe cos we were hungry &tired (but actually we thought it was substandard).

Yingjing: I think you all should hide in the bomb shelter
Yingjing: Cos I am a Sex Bomb

WE SHALL HAVE MORE OF THIS ON NEW YEAR'S EVE MY BABIES

2007/12/20






Clubbing &Pubbing night outs with my Clubqueens aka Yingjing &Lulu (Tony's left for BMTC &Justin's our new mate) have been depleting my ohsoveryprecious moolah supply, as well as demonized my very self (think a bigger Pau Face), all thanks to the Wanton Fritters &Fries at Barstop that is OMG-very-the-scrumptous. Guess all these have to come to an end soon my babies, my mom hasn't been very friendly of late. Plus it has been Justin Day every single day, days would be hard once he gets into NS. Poor boy rolls faster than he runs, HAHA.

2007/12/07

HELLO I'VE JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM GODFORSAKEN K-A-R-I-M-U-N ISLAND AND PICTURES ASIDE, IT WAS JOLLY FUN WITH THE J2S I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM DEEP DEEP BABIES, YOU KNOW I DO :D

Our late night devouring of chips (which left me voiceless I'm serious), hu--ings, dozing off just watching tv, supermarket chionging for cheap deals (Hello Yingjing doesn't that sound very familiar to you), BLACKOUTS (which we really hate especially when we're bathing. I KENA-ED OKAY WTF. The last I counted, it was more than ten blackouts already. Lulu Leqi &I can't stop screaming I swear), great chilli, &some very unhappy stuffs BUT IT'S OVER we're back in Singapore we shall not talk about that anymore.
OH AND SURPRISE SURPRISE, GUESS WHO WAS IN THE ROOM DIRECTLY OPPOSITE MINE ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
.
.
.
JOLENE KOH HONG KIEW.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I COULDN'T OKAY. All the way in Indonesia &my best friend checked in into the room opposite mine! We screamed and screamed and xomg, it's like what the fuck la, I bet she was stalking me. Jolene ah, be more discrete in future can
Hahahah

Oh and Lulu? I would never forget how she hid the lobby dustbin (those silver cylindrical ones) in Yingjing&Wanlin's room. Excuse me ah, you're the best pweasexz

2007/11/11

Can you believe it, my mommy got me to stop studying, and drink her glass of Vodka instead.

Ivan: Cool mom.

2007/11/09

Look at this:
"Today, i saw yuwen carrying her campbell to study."

AH EXCUSE ME, Campbell very-the-useful you knowsxzxz.

2007/11/07

FIVE MORE PAPERS, EASY PEASY
GO GO YUWEN.

Ohyeah, online shopping here I come! Aiyah actually it's true, I've been browsing through millions of blogs but buying nothing. It doesn't mean that I'm giamsiup, but it's that I pretty much enjoy the thrill of shopping. The process, people, and nothing else matters :D

I was fucking happy when the Biology paper had ended, my most dreaded nightmare, OVER :) It was sprinkled with a little of shit though:
"Describe the differences between cellulose and collagen" [8m],
"Explain the differences between glycogen and glucagon" [8m].
Excuse me, totally different platforms for comparison please! I had raw memories of both topics, so Hallelujah to Yuwen mans.

PARTYPARTY TIME SOONXZ PEOPLE, LET'S JUST SIT AND WAIT FOR TIME TO PASS
:D

2007/10/22

STUDYCAMP at Wensheu's last week was pretty conducive &effective I must say! It's been study eat study study eat ( + eat &eat) everyday &ohman HIS AUNT COOKS THE BEST FOOD :D WS's such a lucky shit. Grace was such a great partner I tell you, she stole the blanket for the first night (&the bolster too), so pity me pwease, I almost died from frostbites. Travelling to school was such a chore la, walking &busing &more walking killed me. Harbourfront's not that near afterall. That made me love my Daddy so much more, my slave driver. HAHAH that's what he calls himself btw.

YUWEN FTW, I LOVE A'S (not).
I've tried so hard to move on,
but alas, memories of you have said,
"No Yuwen, you shall not."

Hello Chimp, I miss you.

2007/10/14

I think they're going to pull the plug on my gramp today.
I don't want him to go,
I really don't.

I want him back in his house, I want him back in his armchair, I want to see him smile &ask me why haven't I called him, of which as always, I'd have said that my phone was screwed.
I still keep that little red pencil case he'd bought me when I was 5,
I still keep his smile in my heart,
&it's gonna stay there forever.

2007/10/07

There's this someone,
whom makes me smile, ever so sheepishly.

Something is getting very wrong with me.
I need some Happypills to get my mind on the right track, yo.
Must be the Bloody A's.

2007/10/06

SO, things have been like shit. Seriously, all that I've been doing for pre-A's is TV, biology, math, chemisty, TV, AND MORE TV. Thank God (think sarcastic) for Diana whom I met today. She totally laughed at how our papers (especially math) were so bloody hell chicken feet, that even a certain --JC's paper owned ours. BUT HELLO MISSY, before you start telling me what's so lousy about SA (which I know is substandard but you don't have to remind me) and great about --JC, so what, they might not be smart enough to get that A yo.

Truth hurts, alright.
By the way, I've got friends way smart.

2007/09/30



YOxz, check out that Bao Face.
I need a diet plan, desperately.

2007/09/23

HAPPY EIGHTEENTH TO ME :D

Yesterday night was a hell of a night please. Our intention to hang out at Gardens took us to MOS instead &mygosh I almost got Xiaowei &myself into trouble la. It was like, only a few hours before I was officially legal, yet that bouncer didn't allow my entry. Rayson couldn't enter with Sengyong's ID either cos the picture was so blurred, the face couldn't be seen at all HAHA. So we tried going in again later but this time I used Xiaowei's FAT FACED EZ LINK CARD. Yeah &that stupid bouncer called the Head of Security this time &HE THREATENED TO CALL THE POLICE. Ohyeah you guessed it, I begged for forgiveness like crazy, even more than how I used to beg for forgiveness from God please. Then he got Xiaowei into the whole shit too, I felt so bad la.

OKAY, end of story. We had much fun later after twelve :D
THANK YOU to all who messaged or called me just to wish me Happy Birthday okay. It really feels so good to be remembered in the midst of all these exam shits teeheeeee

PICTURES UP SOON, ONLY IF NG YINGJING SENDS ME THE PHOTOS. HELLO NG YINGJING, ARE YOU READING THIS!

Happy (Belated) Birthday JANICE DENG CUICUI :)

Prelims' been fine (more than good actually, I've hit the Fourty mark thus far!).
:))) HIPHIPHURRAY TO FOONG YUWEN!
Last lap to the A's my babies, only one more month &it will all be down to partying again.

GOODBYE, MY BOOKS ARE BECKONING ME.

2007/09/15

So it was Haji Lane last night. The traditional shophouses infused with that contemporary element of oomph so so blew me off! Both complemented each other so well. The smell, the sounds, and that calmness &tranquility, damnit that I forgot my camera please.

It was really cute, how this shopkeeper concentrated so much on fixing his bathtub (which was a pond for his mini terapin!), that he didnt even bother about the customers in his shop. Or how these boys could just idle around on their bikes with cigarettes at hand, on the quiet street till sunset. It kinda hit on me, about how much the world has been moving on so quickly, but it can be my choice, not to be sucked into this whole vortex of chaotic lifestyle. But you know at the end of the day, I do realise that it is not really within my options to choose that kind of lifestyle, yet, not until after I've accomplished something for myself. Ultimately, Singapore's just this whole factory that's churning out thousands and thousands of graduates each year. That if I'm just a little off vear, I'm going to drown in this bottomless pit of nothingless. I don't want to be in nothingless.

Then again, I should start off by controlling my unforgiving spending habits. HAHA. Pardon me, but the clothes at Haji Lane were just so fucking nice, they made my heart melt and head spin, I thought maybe there was another ongoing earthquake.

IT'S STUDY TIME, BYEBYE.

2007/09/12

HELLO THIS IS SO OVERDUE.
Overdue as in, it took me so long to blog cos of prelimsss

AH yes, anyway today's a special day.
Cos I'm in the school library (AGAIN), early in the morning
when my paper's in the afternoon
-...-

I love myself.

Okay damnit, I actually had in mind a few things I'd blog about
But all that's slipped out of my mind.
Anyhow, it's been loads of studying with JOLENE KOH over the september holidays &I really love it how she keeps me occupied with all that juicy gossips. HAHAH. We can never really stop talking I swear, &it gets us feeling guilty at the end of the day, always.
L-O-L

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I've been thinking a lot as well, over the past few days, about how I've wasted away the whole of this year &last, &it really aches me a lot. All that time lost = SO SAD. Yet again, I think I might have died long ago if I had started mugging my arse off early. You'd prolly find me in a fit inside the school library from doing too much statistics or ionic equilibrium.
So, HIPHIPHURRAY for Yuwen cos she's still alive &screaming &laughing ever too loudly.
:D

I CANT WAIT FOR MONDAY TO COME. IT'LL BE LOTS OF SHOPPING WITH LEQI YINGJING RAYSON CUICUI XIAOWEI (Hello Sim Silin will you be joining us!)
HURRAY

2007/08/28

HELLO FUGS
I'm studying in the library now can you see that I'm so hardwooorking.
Actually no I'm not studying you'd be dumb if you'd believed me.
Cos I'm blogging dumbasssss.

AHH this is getting no where cos you see I'm just really bored from mugging my ass off and I'm being such an anal shit by coming to school at (godhelpme) SEVEN FIFTEEN when my paper starts only at twwwwo. Plus no (in)sane friends of mine are in school yet sooo can you imagine this (killmeandmakemeshutup) boredom I'm going through.

I'm.surrounded.by.scholars.this.is.not.a.very.good.sign.

ENGRISH &EEKECONS yesterday was f-i-n-e no comments for eekecons it kinda killed me. I'm pretty glad for engrish actually. First time in my princess life I'd actually bothered to write an essay outline and wah! I managed to write a substandard (sorry ah have to be humble just in case I fail it, again) essay.

Many things have happened but ah, too many to tell you shits.
TILL AFTER PRELIMS,
Toodles!

2007/08/07






WE ARE THE CHAMPION.
:D

We were mighty happy I swear,
the feeling of beating RJC in the first match was such a moral booster.
The AC-TJ match was HAHAH SO FUNNY.
They couldn't stop cat-fighting in the pool it was mega funny.
It's like how one TJ girl can swim and try to reach for the ball
but she wont reach it no matter what
cos the AC girl behind her will be using all her might
to hang on to that poor girl's swimming costume.
HAHAHA
Or how one TJ girl tried to drown this AC girl
by conveniently climbing onto her shoulders,
so much so that her ass was totally sticking out of the water.
Hahahaha.
Mygod, how amusing.

Lim ___ Tin was being quite an a**hole you know,
apparently she didnt seem impressed by our win at all.
You s**ker.

Anyhow, THE PRELIMS is getting so so close now, by the day,
and I'm really very unprepared.
Ohwell, mega pitfall this time.
Just gonna pray hard that I'll get up on my feet in time for THE A'S.

:)

Thank you to all of you,
who came down yesterday to watch us play.
We were so very grateful :)

To the Waterpolo Girls,
I love you all, best.

2007/07/17

SEASON'S UP IN TWO WEEKS' TIME
I'M MIGHTY MIGHTY NERVOUS
OH MY LOVELY MONSTERS,
WE MUST WIN OKAY!

TIGER, ROARRRR
HAHAHHA
:D

2007/07/06

Hello, I'm officially broke, again.
Unfortunately, for me, I'm not exactly done with all that shopping &this feeling is fucking annoying me please. Roar, rich boyfriend fall from the sky soon la!

Or drop me a Sugardaddy, I'll be most delighted.
:D

And hello people, please stop asking why I got my hair cut so short. I kinda really like it! It looks emo HAHAH
AND DONT LAUGH.
It's supposed to look emo.


Die, I'm on a loanshark spree please. Everywhere I go, I end up borrowing money.
THIS WONT WORK.
I need a Sugar Daddy, NOW.
Transformers this Sunday + Mandarin Hotel Buffet leh! SugarDaddys please line up outside my door tomorrow, interview is required :)

2007/07/02

So tomorrow's gonna be the last day of BTtwo &honestly speaking, I'm not in the least motivated enough to garner that C or B or A (okay this is hopeless) for Biology or Math & it's really mother depressing.

IT'S OKAY, THERE'S STILL PRELIMS.
That's bigger than BTtwo & I know I'm going to own that.

Anyway, math tuition has been rather amusing with Mr Goh &Bong :) It's the little things we do to trick Mr Goh actually. Like how we called him once right before tuition started to tell him that we'd not be going just to piss him off, but we literally BANGED the door open &screamed SURPRISE, HAHAH you should have seen his shocked face! Totally screwed up. Plus how we kept knocking on the door once but didnt open it, hoping that Mr G would open it but he didnt. Thinking that we lost that trick, G was actually hiding behind the wall &this time, he boo-ed us so loudly, I think we felt wind in our faces I swear.

So last tuition, we tried something new! Bong &I planned to buy a rose, write a love note, &leave it at his door. But ohmygod we were damn stupid for this one. We didnt see G coming while we were writing our totally I-Love-You-And-I'll-Jump-Into-Longkang-For-You note, &we just screamed &jumped when we saw him, like literally please! Fucking stupid, that one. Hahahah.

Okay, enough of blogging, it's back to (try to) study now.
I miss Bong's ugly face!

2007/06/30

Britain's Got Talent?
Totally please.
Connie Talbot made me cry nuts.
I have half a mind to lock her up in my wardrobe
:)

Maybe, just maybe I'll name my daughter Connie in future HAHA
Shh, mega secret.

2007/06/27

HELLO WORLD I'M STILL ALIVE
:DDD
BONG CAN ATTEST TO THAT HAHAHA
Whoohoo i'm officially DYING from exams, totally killed me pweasexzx.
Math and Bio was ohmygoodness, I want to dig my own grave already.
Seriously, life can never get any more boring studying with leqi was great fun she's so pretty YAY
Disclaimer: obviously that was not me, any stupid person can tell.

BYEBYE YOU UGLY FUGS,
I'm so getting owned by blocktests

2007/05/20

School's been pretty messy the past week, I must say. Tests &SPAs were so aplenty, mugging my ass off was such a chore please. OCIP Selection Camp dryrun yesterday was so much fun. Yingjing &I were being such Big Laughing Mamas I tell you, we were totally on a laughing spree with Jiayi &Yuzhen &other nut heads please hahaha.

Anyway guess what, I totally slipped down the stairs &landed on my poor pretty back on Friday &it was ohmygoodnessly painful. Yingjing just looked at me helplessly cos it hurt too much to stand up &there was nothing she could do. Plus getting polo balls smacked into my face &elbow during training after that was so @#$ I swear I wanted so much to cover my face &just jump into the longkang &drift away.

Roar, &you know,
I still cry sometimes when I think of him.
It just hurts so badly,
&I do hate myself for being so pathetic.

2007/05/12

YUWEN says:
one day you eat so much bakwah
YUWEN says:
and you become fat
YUWEN says:
and you get
YUWEN says:
MOOBS
YUWEN says:
see who gets the last laugh man
`zhihao says:
er
`zhihao says:
hahaha nvm
`zhihao says:
u laugh lor
`zhihao says:
laugh too much choke and die see who gets latest laugh

By the way, I'm cured of that TB cough &horrible flu already, totally hallelujah please! Been having neverending tests lately &mugging in the library with BONG's become such a routine la mygod. But, I love :D
Yuwen FTW! BT2's gonna suck my sockxzxx!

JAMES FRANCO OMG

2007/04/29

I am a hybrid.
I am sick like a cow &I sound like a duck.
Be so jealous :)

The medication sucks by the way.
I've been sleeping my way through lectures &tutorials.
"May Cause Drowsiness"
ROAR.
I hate being sick.
Mister Mucus flows like a fountain.
I'm not surprised if I snore at night cos of the blocked nose.
Mygod, been coughing like crazy this sucksss

I miss training, really :(

2007/04/25

I am sick &I'm pretty excited about it :D
I know it sounds stupid but please, it's really my first time skipping school cos I'm ill so I do deserve some fireworks here hahaha
Thanks to some Ahpek sitting beside me in the bus the other day, whom happily coughed like some TB patient &didnt bother to cover his mouth at all, mygod imagine my shock &desperate attempt to cover my face with my towel but obviously it didnt work. Cough Virus very powerful.

Whoohoo, so many people's fallen ill recently, take care please :)
Pictures of last night's outing with Cheryl Wanlin Jiahui &Tony out soon I hope.
Happy Birthday Tony :D

2007/04/23






So, I kinda foresee that tomorrow's going to be a really busy day! With Tony &Wanlin's birthday celebrations, as well as self-training &OCIP meeting, plus Econs Test &Biology Practical (which I so dont look forward to now), ohgosh be prepared to see a really moody Yuwen please HAHA

Sorry Bong, that I was feeling really down today.

And to Samuel my good old friend, Happy Belated Birthday :)

2007/04/18

Westlife - That's Where You Find Love

So Sunday was
Yuwen-Thinks-She-Has-So-Much-Free-Time Day :)
Bussed to Bukit Timah to meet Zhihao for prata.
Alamakxz my ass almost sagged
from the long bus ride to &fro please.
Hahaha.
Guess it was plenty of fun catching up on each other's lives though :D

I love being myself, that I will never deny. It's really all about an acceptance of who you really are &where your values lie, &not being someone you are not. I know I will never turn out to be a demure lady, (maybe not now HAHA) &the loudness is totally unbearable to some, but the happiness just comes so naturally from within, a happiness of total fulfillment in life. I know too, the many flaws &issues that get me so fed up with myself sometimes, probably even the people around me, but essentially, that's what makes me, me. Also, I don't believe in changing who I am to fit into people's expectations of me. So I guess I will just live by my moral standards &values & hopefully, I will end up fine :)
Not emo don't worry, just a serious muse :)

I Love Self-Training Days too :D

2007/04/13

And yes lo &behold, I've gotten a DONKEY for PW.
It's hell depressing, definitely did not expect anything below a B,
my group did rather well I swear.
PW's screwed, SAJC's screwed.
25% of the cohort got Ds it's like a;lsdkfja

I
am
so
speechless.

The internal assessors (?) should jolly well go &jump, like seriously. How in the world can the majority of the cohort get Cs &Ds while students from ABCJunior Colleges get their As &Bs so damn easily?!
This is so unfair.
The internal assessors(?) totally marked us down with shit results when external ones gave us pretty good remarks, or so I heard. Still, it's how demoralising please. Everybody in my class got Cs &Ds and my laoshi was hell shocked when she saw the results too. So stop whining about your PW score if you had something better than a D, I'll burn your underwear.

ROAR
Friday the 13th's a bad day.
Mark that.

2007/04/08

I'VE GOT A NEW HAIRSTYLE,
that totally saves on shampoo.
Go figure.
:D

2007/04/06

I do realize that, I'm a case of an extreme biopolar personality.
(It's not that bad actually, hahaha)
There are the times of highs &lows,
when I go extremely crazy &laugh like a crazy bitch,
&when I totally do not talk a wee bit.
It's not that I'm being emo, it's just that I'm deep in thoughts.
Yes, deep in thoughts.
(Not stoning, mind you. Though that's the case most of the time HAHA)
Hahaha. Yuwen has a brain; she uses it to think &analyze stuffs.
That's when you find that she hardly talks,
that she may seem disinterested in anything but the air molecules.
When that happens, fret not. Continue talking to her,
&she'll be back to being the crazy bitch you once knew her to be.
:D

Love,
The Sagged Butt.

AND I KOPED THIS FROM JANICE LIU ONN-KAY'S BLOG :)
"..and OMG i met FOONG YUWEN
or rather saw her in the car when we were waiting to turn.
hahaha i scrolled down the window and shouted yuwen damn loudly i think the whole world was staring hahahha.
and she being a plain ass bimbo looked around a million times before she saw me
hahaahah
so then we had a reunion in ps for like ten minutes hahahha
i think the whole of ps knows my name now please.
she freaking yelled my name out okay hahahha
okay but it was a good ten minutes catching up (:"

HELLO JANICE, PLAIN ASS BIMBO IS IT.
What about you huh, PLAIN ASS DEAF-THINGO CAN.
I yelled for you so many times but you couldnt hear so obviously must shout loudloud right.
Hahhahah but yes it was hell long of a time since I last saw you &I really miss you so much pwease!
Love you :)

2007/03/29

Pictures for CCA Fair &today










Been going down to ACS(I) to support the guys in their matches before heading for dinner at some random ulu coffee shop, ohgoodness i so love spending my days just like that - so free &easy with the lovely ones :)
School's been crazy, I'm lagging quite far behind I think :\ Chemistry sucks my sockxx I swear, I've gotten a U again.
Meow, MSP here I come! Second last table from the back of the library is mine HAHAHA.
On a hindnote, I'm really proud of the Waterpolo Guys' Team' s spirit, totally admirable :D

2007/03/27

Okay I'm bored, so here goes:

Ten things I'd want to do again
  1. Dimsum Buffet in Chinatown
  2. Spit a whole mouthful of chewed Hokkien Mee on Vinleon's face after he made me laugh HAHAH HELLO VIN DO YOU STILL REMEMBER?
  3. Donning that St Marg's uniform
  4. Late night escapes for a run in the park
  5. Stargazing!
  6. Hang out with my Happy Haha Friends!
  7. Big time slacking at Wensheu/Grace/Samuel's place
  8. Fall in love & not get my heart torn apart
  9. Slap Yingjing &Leqi's boobs
  10. Sing the house down with Lulu!

:D

But for now, it's back to hitting those books :\ CCA Fair tomorrow! Gonna be dead tired too. Roar, someone do me a favour &chew up my homeworks please, I don't have a dog :D Whoohoo. Watched Stomp The Yard &it was pretty good! Fell asleep during the middle parts though, not my fault, it got boringxx HAHA

Anyway guess what, instead of walking into the toilet after waking up this morning, I walked into the wall. Hallelujah, my right eye almost rolled into the back of my brain -.-

2007/03/26

WHOOHOO mahjong session yesterday with Sylvia Jolene Isaac &Ivan was how satisfying! It was a hang-my-head-and-fry-my-brain session but I'm sure we enjoyed ourselves :) Lost eight bucks though, that Isaac won so much money I'm so going to kidnap his wallet one day tohoho :D For now, it's a week of apple snacking &peanutbuttered bread from home to make up for all that lost money from mahjong :\ It beats chewing on grass, I'm sure.
Meow.

Anyway, math for BT1 was pretty good, so there's nothing to whine about I guess :D
I'm going to fill my partial empty life with sweets &donuts,
&nothing's gonna stop me.

2007/03/23

Somehow sometimes,
my insides feel really distorted
&I can't get my thoughts straight,
my heart a cauldron of emotions.
It is at times like that,
when I really like being left alone,
to spend time with the person,
I know I truly am.

&today was meant to be one of those days,
but I really enjoyed myself with you.
Hope you have fun in ns :)

Emoxxxxx
I heart Foong Yu Wen :D
xoxo



2007/03/22

I'VE JUST GOTTEN A NEW PAIR OF SNEAKERS WHOOHOO
GREEN CONVERSE GREEN CONVERSE
I LOVE PWEASEXZ :D
PLUS TODAY'S A HAPPYDAY WITH BONG :D

Dimsum Buffet today was Ohmy-Goodnessly Sinful but Heavenly please! Leqi &I were such idiots at first I swear, we happily let the Aunty pile baskets of dimsum on the table without saying anything &we had quite some trouble finishing up the first round of food HAHAH.
Anyway we couldn't finish up some of the dimsum in the end &since there were charges to unfinished food, we secretly hid the dimsum in a plastic bag &dumped the dimsum away meeheehee wah we are so smart :D

Shopped a hell lot too at People's Park Complex HAHAH the Aunties were quite nice! Clothes were Ohmy-goodness Korean madness not really any nice clothes please ):

Oh anyway I screwed up the Chemistry test
Heehaw meowmeow
I need a Chemistry tutor seriously soon :\
and I hope the stars are here to stay.

2007/03/16

I feel Jelly, let's go Merry!
Right, &that totally sums up my day.
Believe me, I feel so shit now with some funny rash on me,
&it's not helping that it'll only disappear after two/three days.
Plus I think I caught the flu bug at the doc's,
Hallelujah now I'm really serious when I say I'm going to fail BT1.
:(

Yesterday was JollyRolly Day, spent the day with Jolene Koh
all the way till my Daddy picked me up at her place.
Gosh haven't had so much talk fun &laughter with that Bitch in weeks please!
Loves :D

Yes so basically, it's a Rest-At-Home-And-Shut-Up-So-Peace-To-The-World Day for Foong Yu Wen today. So for now, let's just pray the rash kamikaze itself soon enough so I'll be pretty fine by the time the GP paper starts on Monday morning!
I'll just keep that smile plastered :)
(though the itch &flu/cough really sucks)

2007/03/14

YESTERDAY(this morning to be exact),
I SAW A SHOOTING STAR.
My first my first encounter with a shooting star!
On rjc's rooftop HAHA how scandalous right,
winks :)
JUST KIDDING.

Sneaked into rj to visit Mister Fatty Alien since he was having waterpolo camp &brought him supper, I'm how nice right I know, thank you very much :D Played around the school a lot, it was hell funny. Isaac was how retarded, think he got high either on the donuts or soyabean, I dont know. Hahaha.
Anyhow on the way home,
I GOT FOLLOWED BY TWO FUCKING MALAYS.
I was hell scared I tell you.
You see, I was walking home since the
bus services had terminated.
So I was happily strolling when I
heard the rustling of leaves behind me
&I walked a little faster but diedie didnt turn.
Why?
Cos I thought I was followed by a ghost.
Hello, it was like Two am la thank you very much.
Instead I heard some giggles &whispers,
&I SAW THOSE TWO FUNNY THINGS BEHIND ME.
I almost died I tell you.
So I walked even faster,
&they walked even faster.
Then I fished out my phone &called my brother for help.
(Thank God for brothers who sleep at unearthly hours.)
Anyhow the two idiots continued following &they got closer,
until one point in time when they separated their paths,
but still following. It was hallelujah when I reached the
foot of my house with my brother waiting there please,
cos the malays ran off.
Anyway this whole episode took like, fifteen minutes?
Roar please, I actually planned to start fighting
with those two idiots like in the movies, thought it would
have been fun :D

Tuesday was Funfair Day, breakfast-ed with Sylvia at
PP881 before watching the polo guys play against RJC.
Leqi was how amusing please, she messaged me to tell me
that she was walking behind the RJC guys, &they were walking
like it was botanical gardens &she was intimidated by them -.-
She finds Nicky hot by the way HAHAH
Roar, hot guys galore ended &it was studying
until brain-fried again after that :\

Watch me fail BT1!
Goodnight World :)

2007/03/11

WARNING:
Some ugly alien has invaded my blog so funny posts are not posted by me, thank you very much :D

Anyhow, studying session today was pretty productive I should say! But I was kinda moody I dont know why, probably because pool sucked cos my balls kept missing the holes hahah. Sorry Isaac but I just felt so drained &brain-fried from all that studying. Another day! I'll be fine :D

Ah &tomorrow's another studying day with Sylvia! Breakfast at PP881 COFFEE SHOP HAHA our favourite Twitz hangout please dont playplay!

On a sidenote, Happy Birthday Jolene Koh Hong Kiew! You are still my very favourite Bitch &that long phone conversation with you just now sure made me feel so at ease! I miss you so much girl, outing soon outing soon! Life's always beautiful with you around :D
I love you darling!

2007/03/10

Alien!

hey world!
i know i'm a very silly girl! i feel like an alien now!

2007/03/09

THIS IS OHSO COINCIDENTALLY, THE 2OOTH POST OF THIS BLOG.
:D

So in tribute of this blog, I've quoted some of the past blogposts :D
Seriously, I'm sure I spoke like a twit in the past

2004/12/23
"..aha hello people! so this is my FIRST ENTRY! jolly jolly. (: yes ermm so i must talk about my day right? yes yes.erm ya im going out with momsie dear later! for lunch and SHOPPING.yes MORE SHOPPING.haha!.."

2004/12/28
"..did facial masks for samuel and cun bin and it was freaking spastic!like samuel's facial mask was kinda screwed and we had to force it out of his face(especially his eyebrows).hahahhaha.."

2005/02/03
"..YAY THE CANDYSISTAZ SHALL REIGN! DOWN WITH THE STARSISTAZ! our concert will be more GRAND and we're gonna have much more supporters than you guys are gonna have alright! anymore of those va-va-voom and i'll vavavoom your concert with burp and fart attacks. (: .."

2005/06/23
Grace calls her new lil unborn sibling Chocolate Choo Chacha. How lovely! ((:
I'll call mine(if my mom is not sterile yet) Woodbridge Foong Ren Yuan. How's that? Hahahahah. I ROCK

Then there were the more serious blogposts:
2005/06/17
Okay it's a really long post &I can't possibly highlight everything.
But Mygoodness, I really didnt realise that I was that intellectually inclined HAHAH
All hail Yuwen :D

Anyway this blog has contained so many, so many of some very deepest moments &craziest times, along with many pretty mundane ones but still, it is collective of all my very fond memories of yesteryear, and I love! :)
From the times in St.Margaret's, to crazyass outings, Innova, my first boyfriend (though not a lot of it teehee shy la), St.Andrew's, &a lot a lot of other nonsense (&I seriously mean nonsense + I-love-being-a-twit kind of english hahaha), somehow I think I was slightly insane for myself please HAHAH

So let's hope for many more good times to come!
(That's if I even survive BT1)
Good day people!
And okay, my study dates have all been koped fast &furiously enough by a mega ugly thing, so applications for Study Dates With Yuwen have closed!
:D hahaha

The pictures say it all :)






Earthquake Day was a merryjolly day :D
Not that I'm unapathetic or what, perhaps it was the rare shakes that excited us all, that we managed to take the tremors with such a light heart. (albeit slightly insensitive). Half-day off because of it made it all the more eventful :)

Headed to Ruth's club for some intense studying session after that since the school dismissed us all, roar. Lime &Lemon Sorbet was the ultimate :D OH, MRS KANG WAS IN THE STUDYING ROOM TOO. I tell you, she's really not the nicest thing around

CHOMPCHOMP FOR DINNER WAS THE BOMB PLEASE.
Ate so much, and Rayson Ruth &I were ohso satisfied we're so going back again sometime soon :D

Studying sessions here I come!
MUG MUG MUG
Can't wait for Sunday :D

2007/03/03

I AM FEELING SO, SO SHAG.
Tuitions burn me out man

Mommy to Saleslady: Get her the smallest wired bra you have
Yuwen: So you think your boobs are how big is it
Mommy: God is very fair
@#$%

So I heard, there's a warehouse sale tomorrow!
Oh My Puma sneakers, come to mommy come to mommy!
:D

And Hello Bong, we still lurbxz each other deepdeep right! No animosity between us please, we will thrash things out and live happily ever after again :)
HAHAH

I
Am
Getting
Mother
Tired
But
Some
Mega Ugly Alien
Wants
Me
To
Blog
And
I'll
Make
Sure
I
Burn
His
Boxers
the next time I see him.

I need to do some mega shopping after BT1 I swear! I'm itching for some sweeshswoshflingflang of my ATM card, it's rotting please.
Roarr

By the way, Thai Express last night was so good! Farewell for Mr Koh was amazing, though it wasn't exactly like a farewell dinner teehee, more like a I-laugh-we-laugh-we-go-HAHA kind of gathering please. But we sure had a hell of a good time! Laughing so hard nearly made my ass sag I swear. Cheryl Lulu &Yuzhen weren't making things better by walloping my beautiful head with Swenson's menus, I almost died please. And my Sexy Lulu's plain crazy
Plus Cheryl's jokes are how lame please, about pink pingpong ball &boogey monster HELLO THEY'RE HOW LONG &HOW LAME i wanted to stick my ass in her face

Chen Zhihao is BOTAK
i want to touch :D

2007/03/01

Isaac is smart!! =)
YUWEN is not =(
Ahh &I'm still not studying hard enough for BT1 ! Studying with Bong's good motivation but with Yingjing, it's all hell break loose please.
HAHAH
Quick people, I'm up for grabs for study dates!!

Yay Thai Express tomorrow!
Can't wait please :D
Anyway we've just received our polo package &guess what,
THE SWIMMING COSTUME'S LIME-GREEN IN COLOUR.
I wanted to faint please,
it's how bright -.-

Roar I want I want an ipod!
My samsung's touchpad is how screwed up :(
Someone be my ATM please!
I'll love you more than my screwed mp3,
I promise.
:D


like a candle in the wind i flicker out says:
walao
like a candle in the wind i flicker out says:
after all these yrs of friendship
YUWEN says:
-.-
YUWEN says:
HELLO
YUWEN says:
YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP MEH
YUWEN says:
one year only can
YUWEN says:
hahaha
like a candle in the wind i flicker out says:
walao
like a candle in the wind i flicker out says:
thats alot leh

like a candle in the wind i flicker out says:
then ah
like a candle in the wind i flicker out says:
must also see
like a candle in the wind i flicker out says:
everytime in the pool who pass u the ball one
like a candle in the wind i flicker out says:
:D

that's ivan for you.

I'm sorry for my insensitivity
Twease!

2007/02/21

&chinesenewyear's making me all hyped up about gambling please :D All that moolah falling from the sky's making me really excited HOHO. So glad that I've won thirty five bucks from isaac please whoolala, one month supply of tehpeng! Bet you're how jealous :)

Anyhow that aside,
school's been kind
friends are equally mad
homework's piling
training's are Oh-I-Love-It :D
Life's been pretty kind to me I tell you.
But I really loathe how at times, I don't even know what I'm up to. It's like how I really want some things to happen, but yet I know for sure that I'm not capable of changing anything. I'm so confused about certain stuffs, things that probably mean so much to me, but nothing to you. I can't understand what's going on, &I have no idea how to face it.
ROAR, I got bitten by the Emo Bug.

2007/02/14

For my Diarrhoea Machine &LoveliestLegs




For my Black &HairyLegs + SiLin
For my favourite OCIP girls
For Sylvia (my Shitting Partner) &Charlene









For my favourite SEXY LULU
&Cheryl (
Mother Chipmunk, i dont have a picture of you! HAHA)








For my Happy Haha Friends that I ohso love :)
For the many fond memories Sisterhood &Potatohood have given me


For Jolene Koh Hong Kiew, whom I still treasure a lot
And for my newfound friend, the ugly alien of the century,
Happy Valentine's Day!
Thank God for all my friends please, they are all that I really need :)

For the flowers &balloon &chocolates &letters &gifts,
I thank you :)

And for the friends,
I love you!
From deepdeep down in my heart,
I'll always do.
:)
Roar, anyway there are still many of you out there whom mean so much, so much to me but sorry darlings, I dont have your pictures teehee :)
For the waterpolo girls &06S18 darlings,
I lurbxz you deepdeep too
:D