2006/12/30

AFI - Miss Murder

Watched Curse of the Golden Flower with Sylvia
on wednesday. Shopped a hell lot before that,
spent a hell lot too, and now I'm in debt.
How great :)

Met her again on thursday, together with
Ray &Kenryu this time. Slacked around &talked,
(lepat, they call it), before meeting Glen
&training + cabbing down to Anchorpoint
to meet the rest of the ocip people for barbeque
at Mr Ho's. :)
Barbeque was great, all that love, joy &fun.
A pity Lulu Cheryl &Wanlin couldnt make it,
and a pity the rain lasted all too long.
Pictures up pretty soon, you pray :)

Teehee, Yuwen the Smart Arse.

2006/12/24

Oliver Olsen - All I Want For Christmas Is You

whoolala, i love this song :)

Anyways, it's Merry Christmas to all you nuts!
It's quite a memorable Christmas Eve i suppose,
to be spending it with my family for once, teehee :)
Dispense with all that hoohaa big celebrations,
the fantabulous yummylicious food &cakes
&laughter &friends &fun,
it's just the teevee &math homework &me :D

I miss Jolene Koh Hong Kiew very much all of a sudden,
appear quick please!

Anyhows, Sylvia &I caught Night At The Museum
yesterday &wahlah, I think we laughed ohtoo loudly please!
I swear everything of the movie was too hilarious.

Catching DeathNoteTwo with the potatoes &sisterhood
tomorrow HOHO, vivocity here I come again!

2006/12/22

PICTURES :)
OCIP meeting, shopping &KL shopping trip
:D

































2006/12/21

Parachute band - Complete

WAH KL SHOPPING WAS HOW SATISFYING LA.
Grace, Cunbin &Wensheu were such lovely shopping buddies,
i love :)
Stayed in Berjaya Times Square Hotel &omgzxzness, IT'S HOW BIG.
Didn't have enough time to finish shopping at all please.
The guys were our Sugar Daddys, ever so accomodating
&generous with their money LOL :D
That darling Grace was great fun la, &we can never stop laughing
please hahaha.
All that times of Bridge &Daidee can make us
Gambling Kings &Queens already la HAHA
Shopped a hell lot &ate a hell lot too, think I've ballooned
double my previous size please. The food there was
hellish yummylicious, spent so much moolah on food,
i'm becoming fat.

By the way, the stuffs in KL ain't at all cheaper la,
how depressing. The clothes there were not that nice as well.
:(

Rushed to the SAS chalet party after reaching Singapore
&it was omgzxzness fun please!
Ended up playing endless rounds of Bridge &Daidee
&eating of endless supply of chicken wings &all
that alcohol, my face almost exploded from the redness can.
Holy holy.
Hahah but the company was so good la.
Waterpolo girls, Swim Team girls, ex-SAS guys + some of their friends.
Played this stupid game at the playground where we
were supposed to turn rounds &rounds before walking.
OMG FUNNY PLEASE
Seeing all that people go wobblyzobbly &fall to the ground
was godamn hilarious LOL.
Then here comes the highlight.
Sylvia, Isaac, Jason, Ahdi &I did a midnight walk from
Safra Resort to Changi Village.
Walked from 1am to nearly 4am in the morning before
it started pouring &we had to hide under a busstop.
It was a whole 10.8km walk baby.

Talked &laughed a lot (mainly the guys la),
piggybackings by Sylvia &Isaac,
walked,
the guys fooled around,
crapped,
walked,
Ahdi &his pro camera skills,
walked,
walked,
nearly died,
blisters many many please,
rained,
hid,
got a cab,
Changi Village,
Daidee &Bridge while waiting for 6am,
breakfast (Nasi Lemak!),
Safra Resort.
:D

And there, we had more Daidee, Bridge &Mahjong sessions
with this guy, think Erwin or something.
Isaac lent me his rj pe shirt.
HOHO &I became a smart girl for the day :D
Sylvia was great company too please,
but we sort of pangsehed the other girls
&had fun ourselves teehee.
Sorry darlings, but nightwalk was quite fun :D
And sylvia's strong please, she can piggyback me
for a long distance. Wah I'm princess can HAHA.

All Hail Yuwen.
:)

2006/12/13

Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven

Yesterday was a jolly fun outing with Lulu, Cheryl &Yuzhen at Vivocity!
There wasn't Casino Royale, so we ended up shopping around HOHO
WHAT FUN WE HAD.
Shopping &mega trying of clothes &dresses was whoolala, fun!
Photowhored much, I love the girls.
Plus, think Vivocity went up by 24624682745 decibels with
us screaming &singing so much.
:D
&Lulu sucks la please, she kept throwing things right into my poor little face.
Like how she'll pick up a soft toy &throw it into my face ohso conveniently,
wonder why I love her so.
FAINTS.
&there was another time, when I was in the toilet cubicle with zero tissue supply, Lulu threw the tissue packet in, only for it to land straight in my face.
Wah damn accurate right
Good job, Lulu :)

Training today was quite fun!
Went over to Hwachong for a friendly match, only to see Samuel the Cow.
It's really the nightmare before Christmas please HAHA.

There's school again tomorrow zzxz, stupid powerpoint.

2006/12/11

Ben Folds - The Luckiest

I'm getting emo all over again,
someone shoot me please.

Anyway, training's boringxz without Sylvia (hope she reads this)
So stop having diarrhea &keep that shit inside you!
Or shit in the SAS toilet la, &we can be shitting partners. (:

Someone nag me to study please!
zzxz this post is so nonsensical, i'm so bored laa.

IMPORTANT:
  • OCIP powerpoint presentation by Sunday
  • Biology, Chemistry, Math worksheets
  • STUDYYY
  • Prepare Xmas presents (If I'm nice enough, I will :D)
  • GP comprehensions (tuition suckzxz)
  • Casino Royale tomorrow!
  • Daddy's birthday on Wednesday
  • KL shopping trip next week!
  • Chalet party on the 20th
  • Yuzhen's party on the 23rd
  • OCIP outing to JB on the 28th

CHRISTMAS IS COMING :))

Sometimes, I really don't know what I'm doing to my life. It's not like I did impressively well for promos, just barely made it I guess, but still I'm not putting in any effort to brush up my work during the holidays. It's just purely love, joy &happiness in shopping and playing. And then it's shopping and playing again, and the cycle goes. It's even more comforting to know that I'm totally stripped bare of cash.

Somebody sponsor me for my KL trip please.

2006/12/10

Vivocity,
Bugis,
Wisma.

Shopped,
Laughed,
Joked,
Photowhored (not really la LOL),
Shopped.
Chen Zhihao's Shopping King please.

You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears.
and i almost did, when you mentioned about that girl from B&J's.

YUWEN says:
OEI POKPOK NEVER DIE BEFORE AH

FAT ME says:
WHAT LAH DINGDING

YUWEN says:
THIS IS FUNNY
YUWEN says:
HAHAHA

FAT ME says:
huh funny mehhhhhhhhh
FAT ME says:
meh meh eat grass
FAT ME says:
grass got poison,
FAT ME says:
mehmeh DIES
FAT ME says:
HEHEHEHE

YUWEN says:
-.-

2006/12/09

i love yolanda chin and keli many many please :D












watched happyfeet with yolanda chin &omgzxzness
the baby penguins were how adorable la!
googoogaga-ed a lot please :)
keli came along after that, that one hell of a mother bimbo.
we laughed so much, it was like louder cannot be.
LOL
a pity ahpekvinleon &unglamjanice couldnt join us,
otherwise happy haha friends outing would have been more fun!
but still, i love yolanda &mother bimbo much :D
yolanda chin left shortly after mother bimbo came,
someone pity me please, dining with keli was how traumatising.
she made me laugh so much, i could have died of indigestion.

vivocity tomorrow!
shopping :)

replies:
lynette: arent you proud of me! HAHA
minqi: teehee, too bad :)
sasa: YOU, what's your blog address!
leqi: help me change la, i'm too lazy teehee. and i love you too! :)
andrea: yesyes it was quite very happening! :D
blk 167 &168: I LOVE YUWEN :) and hello 167, are you like some stalker.
yolanda: what hot stuff? oh you mean the australians? yes they are hot stuffs :D
LULU: THANKS AH YOU. and hahaha i love singing with you too please!
jiahui: HELLO YOU, i miss you too, and your kisses! LOL :)

2006/12/06

FOONG YUWEN WENT CLUBBING FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY.
wah i'm so happening can
:D
went MOS with grace, eugene (grace's friend), aunty cun &wensheu, whee saw some familiar faces!
liked the dancing, hated the musicxz.
YAY.
more people in gowns &suits started coming in after their proms,
gorgeous much :)
went for prata at thomson after that, yummy much please. spent the night
at grace's after that, talked till we were totally dead in sleep.
had to rush for training in the morning hurhur, i didnt sleep while i was
swimming la, thank you very much wensheu :D
met ws &grace again for some shopping at bugis. sick samuel's
mother didnt allow us to visit him what the hellxz :(

hm that's about it. clubbing's not very fun WHAT, teehee.
and i've been eating a lot recently la, someone kill me and cook me please,
can feed a hundred hungry souls i swear.
trainings have been pretty fun i think! lots of friendly matches with
other schools. played with some australians today, and whoa they are
hot stuffs la! was quite scared to play with them actually, they're big.
hurhur, &humorous :D

okay i'm tiredxz la, Happy Haha Friends outing tomorrow!
must sleep early tonight and laugh a lot tomorrow :DDD

2006/12/05

PHOTOS GALORE :D
OCIP in Thailand!


We played bball with girls from Don Bosco School (one hell of a rich Catholic school)
Some cute dog :)


HIV orphanage, i love my girl !


The house we were supposed to work on
AFTER COMPLETION. We're good :D
i love these people so much la! especially the girls :D

2006/11/30

I'M BACK :D
and no, no cheap nike bras there, but ohso many
cheap clothes la! bought like some kiasu old aunty,
how embarrassing la, but who cares :D

this OCIP trip was ohso very enriching please, went through so much,
learnt so much.
crossing borders, touching lives:
so very true and real.
the villagers there were so satisfied with simplicity;
the rawness of the place, the sleaziness and uncomplex
lifestyle reflects thoroughly their undemanding nature to life.
and i was just thinking, what made them so strong, to live by
each day with such simplicity, so easily satisfied and contented
with the simple things they have in life.
i know i could never live life they way they do,
foreign to technology, and using a non-flushed toilet.
alamak, seeing them made me feel ohsoso very fortunate
to be born and bred in singapore.
all you nuts should too.

okay anyway we built THREE HOUSES.
WAH CLAP HANDS PLEASE.
it was so tough la! mixing of the cement, laying of the 2452tonn bricks,
digging sand and gravel to mix cement for the flooring of the house.
wahlau all of us almost died, but we made it la.
THREE HOUSES IN SIX DAYS EXCUSE ME.
we even had thai massage cos muscle aches were saying hello.
shopping and all was so whoolala la, shopped like crazy,
like REALLY CRAZY.
the girls bought tonnes of shoes HAHA. needed this huge box to
lug the shoes back (minqi, huijuan, jiahui and andrea)
jiahui owned please, bought FIVE pairs of shoes.
LOL
what fun we had please :)
Lulu and I bought tonnes of stuff too. first day into shopping,
and we spent two hours combing the whole shopping complex,
like really running from shop to shop cos we thought
we'd be shopping for a day only.
HAHA.
but in the end we spent like three days in chaoroensri la,
spent all our fortune there.
LOL
i love lulu cheryl and wanlin la please
my new playmates and bunkmates :D
okay not exactly bunkmates, we swopped dorms and four
of us squeezed into one dorm. hahah
poor suhui had to share room with gloria cos wanlin
took her mattress.
anyhow, had so much fun with the whole team,
it'll take me some time to accustom to their absence la.
:( like how wanlin was telling all that she saw yesterday feeling
my absence. hahaha wah i'm so wanted :D
anyway i miss them too please, the guys and their neverending entertainment.
glen and sam and their nonsense,
matthew and his poor pronounciation of sweet ( "schweet"!)
kok and his ahem, scandal.
HAHA.
okay shant elaborate more.
i miss the girls truckloads too please.
singing with lulu and her ever so out-of-tune singing (or rather screaming)
slapping wanlin cheryl and lulu with the 95baht pillow we bought,
first thing in the morning when i wake up.
singing in the wee hours of the night,
and more singing in the mornings when we wake up.
jamming to the ipod.
LOL I LOVE LA :)
then there was the communal bathing area, squatting toilets witih manual flush,
the dining table which carries all our memories of playing bridge taidee, writing
of journals, late night snacking, and breakfasts + dinner.
all that nonsense la.
:D

okay this is too long a post. i miss everyone and everything in thailand la.
pictures are not up yet, waiting for ms ong to give us the cdrw with all pictures compiled.
alright.
love you all nuts.
:)

2006/11/17

BYEBYEBYE ALL YOU NUTS!
I'M SUCH A SMART GIRL I'M MAKING USE OF THE
FREE INTERNET SERVICE
HAHAHAH
ALL HAIL YUWEN
:D
I'LL MISS ALL YOU PEOPLE LAH
AND CIVILISATION
AND I'LL JUST SHOOT MYSELF IF I CANT
CHARGE MY BELOVED MP3
ALRIGHTS
MISS EVERYONE PLEASE
HOPE THE ROOF DOESNT FALL ON ME
I SHALL COME BACK WITH SO MANY CHEAP NIKE BRAS
AHH I KNOW YOU ALL ARE GONNA BE OHSO JEALOUS.
ALRIGHT MY TIME'S RUNNING OUT
BYEBYE!
:D

2006/11/13

STEP UP WAS SO GOOD.
and i swear leqi & i should never be put together,
we got so much stares la please.
hahahaha

had ocip meeting today, ahh it was so draggy!
chori-chori was fun :D
ah cant wait for friday please,
i love plane rides!

janice&yolanda: HAHA YES OUTING AFTER I COME BACK HOKAY, MUST :D
munling: HELLO EXCUSE ME
zhixian: yeah so screwed la please
jolene: and when will you not be working!

and i lied,
i never wanted you to go.

2006/11/10

today today today,
i shall be an organised girl (as always ahem)
and list down my agenda for the holidays!

(i) ocip trip to thailand! hohoho i so cant wait for this. imagine the cheap nike bras!
(ii) sisterhood &potatohood outing at samuel's new farmhouse
(iii) facial with my Lovely Legs!
(iv) i need a job. i need moolah. i need new clothes hurhur
(v) grace said we should go shopping at KL! so whoolala :D
(vi) fill this in for me
(vii) fill this in for me
(viii) fill this in for me
(viiii) thank you. :)

see i told you my holidays' just so dry.
someone spice it up for me pretty pleaseee

some photos coming up soon i hope,
photos of outing with annabelle chintow angelyn &xiaowei :)
and mommy's potato salad's just the bomb :D

2006/11/08

Boyzone - Love Me For A Reason

training today. pfft
and i've got my period. pfft
not a good start to a beautiful wednesday at all.
i cant wait for outing dates to come la
i should have known,
that holidays can get so dry.
and and i never knew that Pinball could be so addictive
hahahahhaha
no it's not that funny actually.
it's just quite funny.
hahahha.
ohno this is so incoherent
i've been crying a lot recently,
and it's all because of you.
i just cant forget.

2006/11/06

"can BA!"
ohmygawd ah bongbong ong leqi, what the hell was that,
can BA. you failed your english is it

and today was another happy day. PW'S SO OVER LAAA.
my group did quite a wonderful job today, me thinks.
had external moderators cos apparently my group's selected
for filming. okay not exactly selected, they're gonna seethe us out
and we might not be the ones doing the filming after all.
but that means we might still be doing the filming on wednesday -.-
wah good job man
@#$

AND TODAY WAS ANOTHER HAPPY DAY COS WE WENT OUT DATING.
S18. after pw. hahaha was really funny cos leqi and i started running
away from the others during unexpected moments.
like just running away and leaving everyone else standing there.
LOL like how we ran away from them and went to Starbucks for coffee and cake
and calling zelda later to come to our rescue cos we were short of cash.
HAHAHA
and we realised that that shopping arcade at dhoby ghaut mrt's really
a shopping haven! like lots of beautiful stuffs at really affordable prices.
wah moolah start falling from the sky please!

and and sorry ah yolanda chin, yes burn those robbers' panties please!
message me at 97803036!
temporary one hoho :D

2006/11/04

wah fuck the hell my phone got fucking stolen
i'm ohso fucking pissssssed
you know, those fucking bitches got hold of my hydroxyl notes too
fuck them i spent the whole night writing those notes
and now they're fucking goneeeee
they'll probably use them to wipe their fucking asses too
cos they're so fucking stupid ahhhh
i want my notes and phone back

i'm so miserable la.
good anyway, they took my memories of you away too.
now i'm left with next to none of you.
well done man.
but but fuck still

replies
leqi: kill your spirit ah, and why am i cheena yuwen -.-
yolanda: ya la love you la love you la LOL
li: hahaha are you serious! okay i will :)
turkey: ya just you wait, i'll catch and roast you alive hohoho
yingjing: yesss we were so dumb la please!
angelyn: yes cheese fondue! when ah when! :D

2006/11/01

OHMYGAWWWD TODAY WAS HILARIOUS LAH.
initially met yingjing for lunch, and the sky just had to pour so very heavily la.
so we both ran in the rain and whoolala, we were SO WET.
but we were having ohso much fun, laughing our way to school,
i think many thought we were siao ding dongs. hahaha
spoilt yingjing's havaianas while running. so yes i was running
barefooted on one foot. it was so stupid cos we just laughing and
running into the cafe, and we were making such a din, half the
people in the cafe were staring. oh how very embarrassing.
BUT WHO CARES. hahahah what laughs we had. and then,
we decided to stalk _____&______(dont worry we know each other)
and guess what, we saw ray lim, sylvia and justin around the corner instead,
and we boo-ed them.
HAHA RAY GOT A SHOCK AND SCOLDED CH**BYE.
yingjing and i were just laughing uncontrollably and we just left them
and started running back to the cafe. omgawdness how retarded please!

then there was training. since there was like a thunderstorm and all that,
we were asked to stay in the toilet instead (sylvia, yingjing and i). yes and
we started doing funny Ultraman poses, SO STUPID LA. took so many photos
i almost died laughing hahaha.

okay that's it, and i've just gotten my retainers today. HOHO. fuck it's my
turn to get speech malfunction now. lots of saliva too, anyone wants some? :)

and and, try this out :)
http://www.paulgoldinresearch.com/cg/index.htm
IT'S SO TRUE I THINK IT'S JINXED.
"..Your tenacity is your one good point - like an English Bulldog,
once you take the bite, you will seldom let go.." wow, i have a good point.
LIKE AN ENGLISH BULLDOG. wah never die before is it.

2006/10/29

You know sometimes, I appear strong &happy &I dont know, crazy enough for Woodbridge that you dont know what I really am thinking. That in fact deep within me, there's the real Yuwen who's probably all tired &weary but no, nobody knows. (Yes i know this is dumb, cos now everybody knows)
As a matter of fact if given the choice, I would rather stay at home doing whatever I fancy than out socializing. I'm just so shag from the daily hassle in school that wasting at home would just make my day ohso much. And I'm sorry Jolene Koh, that I've pangsehed you for so many nights now though we promised to study together. But I just get so tired after trainings sometimes that sleeping's a much better option hurhur, I'm really sorry girl.
Okay this whole thing is not making sense, incoherent yes I know.

Anyway, before I get too emo, I do love Leqi &Yolanda Chin for a reason.

Leqi's sms:
Leqi prances off to egypt and enters a tomb. She is never seen again. OH MOURN WORLD, MOURN.

Yolanda
on a swing. says:
its like so many friends
on a swing. says:
all live in the west
on a swing. says:
i have been on journey to the west for dayssssssssssssss

Oh&, yesterday was jolly good fun! Towned w Yingjing, Leqi &Cuicui, ended up shopping &having dinner, &ohso much laughter we had! I swear town became 682 decibels noisier heehawxz. &and, I reserved my Adidas jacket &havainas, gonna get them on Monday whee :D
Oh &since I met Leqi first, we ended up snacking up on Old Chunky &cocoa twists at Spinelli. Guess what, we saw He Yao Shan(I forgot her english name sorry), &she's not pretty la! Hope they caught pretty Leqi &me on their pictures &video instead, Hoho :)
Plus, Leqi got all hyped up when she saw me, said she saw a bunch of Korean sailors (or pilots, dont know what la) in their suits &they were DAMN HOT (as quoted). &guess what, we saw them at Vila'ge! The best part was, THEY ARE SO FUGLY. No offence but I'm serious, she admitted to it too. LOLXZNESS

Goodnight, pee-double-eww just killed me, but chatting with Yolanda &Russell just made my day a whole lot better. &and, Leqi's smses sure perked me up hell lots too.
Love :)

2006/10/26

MY BRACES ARE FINALLY OFF.
whoolala i'm mother happy, three years of pain excuse me.
i should have buried my dirty braces, give them a nice death.
wheeeeee
retainers come in next week, i'm preparing to die please.
looking at cuicui's speech malfunction makes me very tickled,
but that poor lil girl REALLY CANT TALK.
hohoho too bad :D
and ah i want my havainas!
some pleasant soul get them for me please, pretty please :D

2006/10/17

I CANT UPLOAD PHOTOS.
so here it is :)
and i've finally fixed my camera!
whoever loves me, breathe please :D

by the way, password's hahaha :)
and! singing cos we had to get people to donate to ocip
this donation drive we're having.
so hoho, i sang! on tune! lien, be so proud of me please :)
and yes yolanda &kerr i want a mahjong gang!
we're so going to be best friends soon heehee.
and yes leqi, why am i a little red indian?

whee i hate trainings!
xoxo

2006/10/15

Whitney Housten - One Moment In Time

tomorrow morning, leqi &i will be singing in front of the whole school.
SINGING.
i'm sure you all know how tone deaf i am, and leqi.
they so chose the wrong people to sing please,
like totally.

i think i'll just end up laughing and having seizures.
zomg i cant imagine how i'm going to sing tomorrow -.-

2006/10/12

it's sheer torture to live by each day, thinking that you'll appear
at the voiddeck of my flat; to live by each moment with hope,
that these few days were just a dream gone wrong.
those hugs &kisses, i yearn for much.
for that million dollar smile of yours, i'll do anything.
tomorrow was meant to be a special day, does it still mean anything to you?
you know, i still love you a lot.

for now, it's down to writing the letter to explain my absence from school.
HOHO.
ANYWAY, i'm pretty excited about my promos' results!
guess what, foong yuwen got Cs for biology(!!) &math,
& a D for GP okay!
DEE! can you believe it, i slapped chua in the face w my essay.
that idi*t must have thought that i'm a fool when it comes to essay writing.
EXCUSE ME AH, I PASSED OKAY.
and and, i got C for biology! LIKE WHOA.
i'm so happy la please, be happy for me too :D
heehee. i cant wait for tomorrow though,
i'm so getting an U for chemistry :D

school has been pretty fun you know :)
AND a visit back to innova made this world a better place
heehaw we were so loud as ever please.
yolanda's one funny piece of shit, &janice's still such a lovergirl :)
jiayi's so irriting, &vinleon's still so funny la!
plus ede yingwei natria valerie and many many!
we love innova!
:D

and yes, tomorrow will be a better day :)

2006/10/08

BYEBYE PROMOS,
HELLO PEE-DOUBLE-EWW.

OUTINGS SOON EVERYBODY!
(i) HAPPY HAHA FRIENDS
(ii) (POTATO + SISTER) HOODS!
(iii) S18 DARLINGS
(iv) JOLENE GIRLFRIEND, I HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU :)

other babies, dingdong me and i'll be around :D

rented Infernal Affairs I &II, and omgzxz i think i'm falling in love with secret agents.
byebye zhihao!
LOL i'm kidding.
watched The Notebook as well, heehaw it's so romanticxz x 32498, i cried a million donkies.

okay, pee-double-eww up and away!
plus training's starting on monday.
@^%&$^*!

lantern carrying last night was quite fun!
had seafood at newton w leqi rayson yingjing &alfred first.
burnt our lanterns after that.
heeharhaw it was.. hot.

it's playtime for now! love you nuts :D

replies:
yolanda: alamak yes i'll just scream next time la HAHAH
lynette: sexier than you la excuse me!
grace: MUDPIE SOON PLEASE!
lingyi: pepper lunch the next time we meet!
zhixian: there's SA openhouse on the 14th as well ! confirm with you guys again :)
yingjing: haha not anymore! thanks darling for being there :)
leqi: I DIDNT BANG INTO THE GATE OKAY. HAHAHA AND PLEASE, I SOAKED MYSELF IN DETTOL FOR 2453HOURS. he's so gross :(
alfred/sasa/zhixian: thanks! :D

2006/10/03

Boyzone - Love Me For A Reason :)

weng. [ things u don't see don't harm u] says:
haha hope u drown
YUWEN says:
fuck you
weng. [ things u don't see don't harm u] says:
LOL
weng. [ things u don't see don't harm u] says:
u're vulgar
weng. [ things u don't see don't harm u] says:
vulgar ppl get bad karma
weng. [ things u don't see don't harm u] says:
ppl with bad karma drown to death
weng. [ things u don't see don't harm u] says:
hahaha

weng's my farmer neighbour,
one hell of a smart guy who studies too much.
bang.

2006/09/26

CHINESE PAPER TODAY WAS,
DUMB. yes like what everyone else was complaining about,
the last passage. i tell you, it's shit d-u-m-b. like
what's the link between adam &eve and i dont know,
peafried celebrities that sleep to get famous!?
someone enlighten me ohplease. then,
ronald told me after the paper that there's no rush for promos,
cos there are still 360 days to it
-.-
good job ronald.
anyhow, studied today, without leqi.
alwin turned out to be one cranky nut.

goodnight!

2006/09/23

and yay happy birthday to yuwen :)

how time flies, i'm SEXY SEVENTEEN.
nobody can deny that.
LOLxz.
to think that i would be spending my birthday cramming senseless gp shits into my peabrain.
and i did just that.
hahaha
but some darling surprised me with cakes!
:D
alright time to hit the books.
papers i mean.
much thanks to all who wished me a great birthday,
i definitely had one :)
an abstract from ONG LEQI'S blog. she's my wondergirl i tell you.

PROMOS IN 3 DAYS.

TIME SHOULD REALLY STOP THERE AND WAIT FOR ME.
WAIT FOR ME TO SLEEP UNTIL MY BUTT CRACKS.
WAIT FOR ME TO OPEN THE TOP OF MY BRAIN AND POUR ALL CHEMISTRY BIO ECONS INSIDE.
WAIT FOR ME TO PRACTICE MATHS UNTIL MY FINGERS DROP OFF.
WAIT FOR ME TILL I CAN READ THE NEWSPAPERS IN CHINESE.
WAIT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND AND CRAM FACTS AND STATISTICS FOR GP INTO MY BRAIN.
WAIT FOR MY ULCER (probably cancerous) TO HEAL.
WAIT FOR ME TO UNDERGO 100 DRAFTS OF EOM.
WAIT FOR ME TO LOSE WEIGHT.
WAIT FOR ME TO CRY MY HEART OUT OVER EVERYTHING ANYTHING UNDER THE SUN.

YUWEN'S BIRTHDAY TMR. HOHOHO MY LOVE.

FELT AN OVERWHELMING LOVE FOR ALL MY FRIENDS SUDDENLY DURING CIVICS TODAY.WAIT FOR ME TO BATHE AND EAT AND WATCH TV.

AND SHEETS I DIDN'T WATCH 'PRISON BREAK' LAST NIGHT.
GOD I HEARD HIS BODY IS DAMN HOT.
I WANT I WANT WE ALL WANT PLEASE.

i'm sorry ongleqi, but i just felt like telling everyone how much i love you. :)
DEAR PEOPLE, JUST LOOK AT ONGLEQI PLEASE.
that full of nonsense thing

2006/09/17

Teriyaki Boyz - The Fast and The Furious Soundtrack

I'M STILL NOT STUDYING AS MUCH AS I SHOULD.
i should be sent to a firing squad.

just yesterday, i was pondering about my future.
what i shall become, what i shall have.
but ahhh, that muse got me no where,
a waste of brainpower i swear.
i mean, i don't want to be sent into this world to be just another someone.
to study, date, get married, have a family, and die.
it's too tragic a death.
i want to make a difference to this world.

maybe i should start off by making less noise.

FAST AND FURIOUS
drift, drift, drift.
FAST AND FURIOUS
drift, drift, drift.
:D

2006/09/14

Christian Bautista - The Way You Look At Me

SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED YESTERDAY

leqi, xiaojie, abbas &i walked out of school together,
and xiaojie &i bought Bebe while on our way to the mrt station.
(Bebe = orange stick snack)
so we were happily crunching on Bebes,
&i had half a packet of Bebes left when i got on my bus.
but i tell you,
the bus was SO cramped &totally overflowing with people,
i spilt 1/4 packet of Bebe.
BUT no one noticed.
:D
yes &so i thought i was really safe,
cos no one saw.
THEN,
this uncle next to me saw one unfortunate Bebe on his bag,
&he stared at it for a long moment.
&when i mean long, i mean LONG.
then he picked the Unfortunate Bebe up
.
.
.
and ANALYZED it.
OMG I ALMOST WANTED TO DIE GIGGLING I TELL YOU.
i bet he thought it was dried lizard shit or something.
HAHAHAH.
THEN, i did the next smart thing,
by taking out my hp &pretended to be talking on the phone
when in fact i was laughing damn badly at that uncle.
HAHDFA;DSFKJAq$%%^&#

ONG LEQI WAS SO AMUSED TOO.
hahaha i smsed her immediately to tell her of Unfortunate Bebe
&funny uncle.
&SHE STARTED LAUGHING,
told me this ny guy was staring at her.
HAHAH
i'm so amused by us :D

someone kill me before PW murders me please.

2006/09/10

Corinne Bailey Rae - Put Your Records On

the holidays were quite fulfilling, i must say! nothing beats having tons of makeup lessons dont you think, hurhur.

ah friday was uber fun, had barbeque at grace's house. i miss everyone! grace, shuang, wensheu &samuel. lynn &daryl decided to pangseh us for books. #$% it's okay, we so must have a full (sister + potato) hood gathering one day, after the exams! so miss the old times please, when we'd do nothing but stupid stuffs. hm pooled &swam (HAHA) after the bbq. it wasn't a swim la, it was the usual i-push-you-into-the-pool-and-you-take-revenge kinda thing, as always. hahaha. &we had fun hiding from the security guard cos we were making a tat too much noise. ahh prank called after that! i miss how we'd just sit around &prank call people la, like tons of people. hahhaah we had such a good laugh please. like, HAHAHAH.
yup cabbed home with samuel after that, whom conveniently forgot his new address &the cab fare ran up to seventeen bucks? if you're reading this boy, thanks so much :)

hahaha ah been mugging quite hard over the week, like what else can we do huh! screw promos. chew my socks chew my socks! pfft.

you you you, i so miss you.
havent been out with you in a long while baby!
screw a's.

2006/09/03

my gosh.

it's been eons since i last updated please, books kill.
quick update for now!

(i) HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY. ponned school for stmarg's, i really miss everyone! met jolene, lynette, yihan, sasa, and some people here and there. no concert this year though, what pootxz. headed to wheelock place for Pepper Lunch after that with J, L &S, ohjoy how much laughs we had! &ah pepper lunch was good. jolly good ol' days :)

(ii) NO MORE TRAININGS. someone burst some fireworks for that please. but then again, i really enjoyed trainings :) it's just very exhausting la.

(iii) SEPTEMBER HOLIDAYS. i'm not happy, SO NOT HAPPY. it's not even holidays la blardy hellxz, what rememdial here makeup there. dont even have time for studying please.
#$%@^XYZ

(iv) I HAVE A NEW FRIEND. he's called Treehouse, aka Monster Alwin. well, he makes a good treehouse. :) while lulu &i will sit atop the treehouse &shake our legs, Monster Alwin will do everything :D

i hate everything biology, thank you.
merry merry sunday!
:D

2006/08/19

YOLANDA says:
you know what he say
YUWEN says:
what what what
.YOLANDA says:
i love tanned girls. OMG
.YOLANDA says:
i am BLACK not tanned
.YOLANDA says:
hahahahha


YOLANDA says:
i am qualified to migrate to INDIA soon.
YUWEN says:
hahhaha yolanda chin!
.YOLANDA says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
YUWEN says:
LOL INDIA
YUWEN says:
HAHAHAH
YUWEN says:
YOU TERRORIST
.YOLANDA says:
HAHAHAHHA
.YOLANDA says:
beware
.YOLANDA says:
you stay nearest to me
YUWEN says:
HAHAHHA OHSHIT
.YOLANDA says:
i may hug a bomb and DING DONG at your door
YUWEN says:
HAHAHHAHAHA
YUWEN says:
I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER PLEASE
.YOLANDA says:
HELLO YUWEN BISHBABOOM
.YOLANDA says:
AHAHAHHAHAHA.

YOLANDA says:
then come join me
.YOLANDA says:
BLACK SOCIETY
.YOLANDA says:
hahahhaa


okay i'm so tired from school now that i've hardly got time to blog so please forgive me.
I'M TURNING INTO A MUGGER AGAIN.
cannot slack please, promos' coming soon like choochootrain gone mad.
fast fast like bullet.
omgzxz.
I NEED A SUPERPOWER BRAIN

AND HAHHAH THAT WAS YOLANDA CHIN FOR YOU :D

2006/08/08

"..SAV BAND CONCERT on sunday WAS WUNNERFUL OH PWEASE!!!! (hi yuwen i picked up all these from you hahaha).."
thank you very much ong leqi, you're my wondergirl :)

ah had waterpolo match in the morning against the SAS boys. goodness it was quite fun la, but i think for a moment i was going to have an asthma attack or something. hahah &and,something funny happened during the match!
boy one to boy two: ay why she keep touching me?! (talking about me)
boy two: you go ask her la
HAHAHA, when he meant touching, he meant that i kept holding on to him &pushing him down. but ohpwease it was how funny la, WHY SHE KEEP TOUCHING ME. i swear i couldnt stop laughing hahaha

went for service learning after that, MINDS people came down to sajc for games sort of thing. looked after this guy, who was, pretty perv? HAHA i'm sorry, but i'm serious. no details, period.

had a study session at kap with cuicui&yingjing after that, gosh WE SHOULD SO CUT DOWN ON CABRIDES DARLINGS. someone should just burn down the cabs, or burn my purse pwease. anyway it wasnt very productive, cos i ended up sleeping for an entire hour, thank you. met dearest joanne there omgzxz, i miss her so, &she couldnt stop poking my face what the hell? hahaha

i'm so shag, goodnight :)

2006/08/06

"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light."
Matthew 11:28-30

aiyah, school's getting pretty mundance &boringzxz &everyone gets lethargic so very easily pfft, so very sad. :/ press on people! together, we can make promos chew our socks.

on another note, Rapture was pretty impressive, &the dancers were so beautiful please. everyone who dressed up looked so preeetty too :) &yes grace, samuel's hair still sucks.

alright, gotta start dressing up for band concert now.
pray for xiaowei&the band people! :D

2006/08/02

Teddy Geiger - For You I Will

ONE - I GOT INTO OCIP. i'm pretty okay with it, i mean, i'm not entirely glad i had gotten in cos most of my buddies are going to vietnam &i'm happily put into thailand, &yes we're going to be building a house! hallelujah :) plus some darlings didnt get in, which i'm very sad about :(
.
TWO - MY TV CRASHED. i dont know, it just diedxz, which, is making me very sad cos i'm gonna miss out a lot of my ohso hotzxz julian hee. stupid lcd.
.
THREE - I PASSED MY COMMON TESTS. HALLELUJAH, NO MEET-THE-PARENTS SESSION! :))

PW's gonna learn to chew my socks one day

2006/07/31

OCIP CAMP WAS OHSO NOT FUN LA.
THEY BLAWDY HELL MADE US DO SHIT STUFFS.
IT WAS LIKE SOME BOOT CAMP PLEASE.
walking to bishan park from potong pasir and back again at 4AM was like pigsaliva,
plus endurance run,
and cleaning of the cafe.
but oh must i tell you that my teammates were The Best!
LULU, claire, alwin, cheryl, minqi, eeling, alpha, jasmine, jared, ben, linze &weiting.
hahaha i love lulu please, &claire for always dragging me to the locker to check her phone.
&alwin! he's how nice la, kept talking to me during the endurance run so that we'd forget about all weariness.
:D
well actually the seniors were nice within, they were just forced to put up a fierce front.
hurhur.

ahh by the way, i've just gotten my birkens! ARE YOU JEALOUS OR JEALOUS. hahaha grace got it over the net, i'm so happy please :D ah i miss that girl so much, caught up on so much over lunch. i was ohso lucky please, grace's parents treated me to that paris international buffet thang! we ended up eating like the food there could self-replenish hahaha, i love that girl :))

aiyah plus many other things that had happened, both good&bad, too much to say, too sparse time is please. homework time! someone got to be proud of me hahaha.

2006/07/24

PICTURES GALORE!
100% STOLEN MATERIAL :D
sorry la my camera's rotting somewhere zzz
ah they spell perfection, &happiness &the promise of a memorable past worth reminiscing. look at those goons please, tell me how not to forget those days la hahahah.

on a side note, i'm so glad that i've got friends on the other extreme like a certain russell thio.

and will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head. says:
i know
and will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head. says:
i run up to her and say when i see you my legs become so hip hop jelly

i love my lovergirls/boys :)

2006/07/21

Jay Chou - FENG(yes again, i know :D)
TODAY'S A HAPPY DAY FOR YUWEN,
WHY?
BECAUSE YUWEN WENT BACK TO STMARG'S!
YUWEN LOVES STMARG'S, AS MUCH AS THE MEMORIES THAT IT HOLDS.
AH LOVE EVERYBODYYYY :DDD

so yuwen, lynette&cuicui took a bus from school to coro plaza &had such a delightful lunch at Cozy Corner, oh that porkcutlet with egg was THE ULMIMATE CAN. SOO YUMMY PLEASE! anw we reached stmarg's &ahh a lot of friends we saw! so blaaardy excited la. omgzxz i miss everyone so much la! you know sometimes when time passes by even faster than you can count the no. of days you've survived school, all you just want to do is to scream at it to stop, so that you can live in that moment, to just savour it&long for it to last.
aiyah i just miss the old times la, hahaha.
&cool shit we photowhored like phototakings were free after we took our prizes, wahlau $25 kinokuniya vouchers hahaha, i love stmarg's pleaseee. no i'm kidding. ohyes did i mention, we returned for Speech Day, LOLZXZ.

there was the nat waterpolo championships yesterday &ah we really put up a close fight with ac! but they still won, like 3-2? wtf we were like, THAT close! anyhow, guess at the end of the day, the process' more valuable than the results, like the friendships forged &the saints fighting spirit. okay, i have to psycho myself to love polo from the next minute onwards, hawhaw.

goodnight people :)

replies!
jolene: see la come so late, no more thai!
-jannn: AHH GO CHEW YOUR MOUSE PLEASE HAHAHA, I MISS YOUR LAUGHS!
lingyi: crazy, they're so flabby la! hahaha
grace: SOON, SOON! I WANT MY BIRKS! HAHAHA WHEN ARE YOU FREE!
YINGJING: not letting you read any! hahaha

2006/07/17

Corrinne May - Little Superhero Girl
whee saturday night was ohso fantabulous! met cuicui, yingjing (SPELT CORRECTLY OKAY :D), ruth, leqi, xiaojie, zelda &rayson for dinner at newton circus, &omgzxz we ordered like $170 worth of food! the seafood store aunty just kept returning to our table to replenish food la please, ate hell lotszxz i swear, we even ordered crabs! HAHAH, are you jealous yet :D

&rawr tell you nuts, today was a terribly laopok day for me, like what zhihao said, my Loser Day :/
1) there was this announcement in the morning for people going for the Leaders' Retreat to meet at the flag pole, so xiaojie&i happily trottered our way there. at first when i saw the people going for the Leaders' Retreat, i swear 9 out of 10 of them were geeks okay! but anw we listened intently, got the details about some personality test &got all excited about taking it! THEN, as we left with the dispersed crowd, WE REALISED THAT THERE WAS ANOTHER GROUP OF PEOPLE STANDING AROUND THE FLAGPOLE, &THEY LOOKED SO MUCH LESS GEEKY, MORE HUMAN I SWEAR. yes &guess who we saw, CCA LEADERS. hallelujah we attended the wrong meeting, we attended the meeting for the SCHOLARS. tell me how dumb it we could get please #$%^%&#ZXZXZXZ
2) ahh then, during break, leqi&i were buying fruits at the fruit juice store. so we were happily talking &when we left, I REALISED THAT I WASNT HOLDING MY PAPAYA, BUT A PACKET OF TICTAC, &THE WORST PART WAS THAT I HAD HAPPILY OPENED UP THE PACKET OF TICTAC &ALMOST READY TO POP ONE INTO MY MOUTH. so i hurried back to the store, dumped the tictac there, grabbed my papaya &scurried off. wahlau the store aunty&uncle were both laughing okaye, &LEQI TOO. thanks ah darling, so much for talking about your ahem loverboy, HAHA.
3) after like i dont know how long, i realised that my shoebag was missing &i was getting really terrified cos i've got training. so yingjing&i faked that we had to shit during chemistry tut, so that we could go find my shoebag. i swear we combed every area possible okay, but just couldnt find it omgxz. after a while we sort of gave up &returned to class. right after class, leqi was like " ay i think it's time to call ruth hahaha ". #$% those assholes hid my shoebag in the locker la
OKAY that's it for Yuwen's Loser Day. finally gonna be watching pirates tomorrow!
it'd better be a good day
haha
goodnight nuts :)

2006/07/15

Coldplay - Under The Tracks
ahh school was a dumb waste of time yesterday, no lessons at all! i mean, pe was cancelled while school officially ended at 9.15 cos of SC commendation, #$%. anyhow, ran in the rain with cuicui, ruth&jovina &it was so fun la! hahah. met yinjing&people at st.andrew's cathedral instead, &i saw shaowen&huizhi on the train! so delighted to see them please :D subway-ed after it ended. omgzxz i must so cut down on subway now please, or one day i'll just shit out subway hurhur. trained back to school later for training, &ended up sleeping at the gallery (it's freaking grandstand la) with ruth, cuicui&florence while waiting for training to start. oh how unglam it was please, hahaha. who careszxzxz

&for once, i thought training was really fun! :D
ah met zhihao for dinner after training, think it passed off as supper already please, long queue at crystal jade.

ahh i'm finding it increasingly harder to breathe.

2006/07/13

WE GOT BACK OUR BIOLOGY PAPER &EFFING SCREWED, I GOT D OMGZXZ. #$%@$^$&ZXZ!!****
i'm so happy for 06S18 though, we ranked second out of all the classes for biology!
SCREAMS.
hahaha & i'm so happy for cuicui&rayson&leqi&everyone else who did great.
oei yingjing you nutcase, we must mug hard for biology alright!
&leqi, i'll always be here for you :)

first month, i love you :)

2006/07/12

Air Supply - Here I Am

ah the last few days had been nothing but craziness&fun! headed to ps with 06S18 after the math paper, like finally a class outing! :DD trigger happy please! anyhow, we bought mini hellokitty+tasmania+tweetie bird birthday cakes for choonkiat, jovina, yinghui&jaclyn, so nice right hahaha, anw happy birthday people! :)) the guys later went off for chinese oral while yingjing, cuicui, leqi&i cabbed to cine to watch She's The Man, gosh was the show great! that Duke guy's how hotzxz pleasee hahah
cabbed back to ps again to meet florence, ruth, jovina&rayson before heading for some pooling! omgzxz we played for like 3hours straight okay, pro or pro!? michael joined us halfway through &i beat that vulgar fellow in pool! YAY(:, but obviously he beat me too la, lolzxz. hahaha so shaaag after that i swear. i ohso love these nuts :D

anyhow, rayson yingjing cuicui&i cabbed down to Victor's Superbowl today after school&we had fun la i swear, laughed as if laughing gas was free. hahaha i truely love this people :)

2006/07/09

Hillsongs United - What The World Will Never Take :D

&so much has happened! well but the main thing was when jiayi, germaine &i returned to INNOVA on thursday. omgzxz how i miss that place! mainly the people, &the FOOD. literally a hugging &screaming &catching-up-on-fresh-gossip spree please HAHAH. jan was so surprised please, cos we didnt tell her in advance. okaye fine i forgot to tell her. but even so, i was so happy to see her please. &vinleon&ede&yingwei! plus the other first intakers of course :DDD
whee too bad there wasnt honeydew sago ):

anyhow that aside, spent friday with him watching scarymovie4 on dvd &doing practically nothing else but stoning haha, love it anyway :))

ah okay shaowen just reminded me, the germany vs portugal match's starting soon! like now hahah, goodnight people!
:DDD

2006/07/05

Diana Ross - You Can't Hurry Love

THE WORST IS OVEEEEER
BYEBYE BIOLOGY
BYEBYE GEEPEEE!
BYEBYE CHEMISTRY
BYEBYE HOME ALONES

&HELLO A WELL DESERVED BREAK!
ah i love sajc so much,
there's like a 4day break before the math paper
but screw it
i'm not gonna prepare much for it cos i know i'm gonna die anyway
heehaaaw
:D

whee let's see, i've been like mugging my ass out for the last week, like seriously. i swear i could have pulled all my hair out &gone bald by now but NO, yuwen loves to be pretty you see. HAHA. yay studying with that bunch of monsters at kap &all's really quite fun, they're like hell entertaining lolzxzxz, &i so love coldstorage shopping for all that chicken stuffs :DDD

today was fun, trained to ps &caught Just My Luck with the 06S18 girls after the chemistry paper, ah it was quite a nice movie! yay :)

oh not forgetting the studysessions with zhihao, ah how i love exploiting his brain cells, should kidnap them one day i swear

saw lausanne &lien &other nuts like bliss on all the studying sessions &omgzxz how i miss them &stmargs :(

HAPPY BREAK ANYWAY! :DDD

replies!
lynnnnnnette!: WHEY! I'M NOT A DOOFUS! #$% you possessed kurmit
angel: hahaha okay sure thing, &you'd better update me on yours! i've been missing out on so much!
YINGJING: BUT YOU CALLED ME A BITCH YOU $#&$^****
natria!: HELLO NATRIA, HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AGES!
leqi: -.-

leqi: ay jocelyn, your bag is so small! it fits you!
yuwen: omg i so didnt say that
jocelyn: it's okay, i've got a big brain
leqi&cuicui&yuwen: -.-
HAHAH
(jocelyn's like this really petite little girl who's our classmate, &she's really small!)

2006/06/30

OKAYE SO I'M HOME ALONE
HALLELUJAH!
MY PARENTS ARE OVERSEAS
AND MY BROTHER HAPPILY ABANDONED ME AT HOME FOR SOCCER AT HIS FRIEND'S.
SUCKERZXZXZ,
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED OVER AT SOMEONE'S PLACE TOO PLEASE, AT LEAST THERE'S THE WORLD CUP FOR ME TO WATCH!
so i'm stuck in front of the computer now
cos i dont dare to move around
I'M A SCAREDY CAT LA, NOT HAPPY IS IT
look at the time please,
and i havent bathed.
why?
COS I DONT DARE TO MOVE.
how smart am i,
IQ of -79360573 (thanks lyn, for the stats)
ANYHOW, the whole house is lighted up,
COS I'M SCARED.
so let's have a party! :D

this post is so nonsense please

2006/06/29

towned with lynette today, how much i miss her! hahaha all that moments of crazy fits about ______ school kids that smell of medicated oil &NO lynette, neither of us smell of medicated oil, i hope.
HAHAHA.
oh &that deargirl bought this pair of chucks, which were really cool :D
shopped at spotlight later on, SO MUCH BARGAINS PLEASE :) bought this pink zip, hell nice :)) & ah met zh while lynette left, went to watch King &The Clown, &omgzxz that movie is HELL BORINGXX. to think we thought it would be comical! Korean Brokeback, some said. fat hope man, we almost fell asleep watching it heehaw.

something's wrong,
but i dont know what.
The Click Five - Time Machine

whee yes &i haven't been updating for ages omgzxz, but back i am! :D

ah good days, i've been mugging like crazy heeharhaw, arent you nuts proud of me! BUT i'm still oddly certain i'll flunk my mids quite very badly, ahh how tragic.
SCREW BIO.
okay anw guess what, i'm now the CLASS REP OF 06S18 :DDD wahlau what strong opposition i met with, siao please. even laoshi said that she was quite worried now that i'm the class rep. BANG. i'll prove it to you guys okay, hahahah

ms ye: bacteria are just waiting to die
(something about viruses attacking bacteria &bacteria happily giving up its metabolic machinery for viruses to synthesize viral enzymes &viral parts)

aiyah i dont know, just found it damn amusing, hahaha
ah anw i love studying,
&you can't do anything about it!
whee we should have more study sessions at kap please :))

replies:
li*: i was so shocked la please. haha what do you know
lynnnnnette!: hahaha ah thanks, &what's w no3!?
leqi: HELLO HAHA I LOVE STUDYING W YOU PLEASE
jolene: alamak who's the culprit! hahaha

2006/06/20

Chordettes - LOLLIPOP :DDD

ah watched RV today with zh, chao funny please. hahahzxzxz

&jolene, i've finally understood how you felt. it's such a wrong idea but it's such a wonderful experience :) i'm really afraid of the ending, really afraid. for now, everyday seems like a wonderland, &i dont ever want this to end :) love you sweetheart.

2006/06/16

The Beatles - Yesterday
CIP camp these two days was a hellish &grueling period of time with a bunch of hyperactive &crazy kids. i swear, they were damn hyper please. 38children may seem easy work for near 20 of us volunteers but NO, i was so tempted to bandage their mouths &tie them to chairs la, an incorrigible bunch of hooligans please, brrr

but ahh we had our taste of fun too :) when we first saw the kids, i tell you we were going all googoogaagaa over those adorable ones okay, but later did we know they were such BRATS. alamak still remember the first time we met them, sth funny happened :D,
we: (so bloody excited about the lil' children)
boy: wo yao kan ni de tou! (i want to chop off your head!)
cuicui&i: -stunned-
samantha: ay watch out for your heads

the boys are horrible monsters i swear, they were supposed to turn in at 10, but horrible them were making such a racket in their room from TEN to TWELVE, so sue janice chase &i decided
to sneak down to &camp outside packed macs to catch the england vs tri match, &omgawd england sure took a long time to win victorous, but who cares, they won la! :DDD went back to the service centre at around2 inthe morning, only to find our nice cosy spreadout sleeping bags hijacked by JOS&JOY -.- so su, cuicui&i took the last 2sleeping bags &freezed our asses out sleeping like hobos in the common area, damn freaking cold la i tell you! i could freeze you with a touch of a finger or toe lolzxzxz okay not funny

ahh but all that aside, some of the lil' ones were really adorable :)) so glad the whole thing's over anyway, big fat juicy headache please

replies!
lynette: alright! when! :D
angel: whee miss you too please! haven't talked to you in a damn long time :(
chintow: okay linked! :)
alfred: HAHAHA SORRY ALSO MUST EXPRRAIN WHY
kerr: haven't been seeing much of you either girl, see you soon alright! &press hard for the tests to come, love :))

goodnight world :D

2006/06/14

The BeeGees - Words

ahh and i plead, someone glue me to a chair &make me study please. i tell you, nothing's getting into my puny peabrain LA. how sad, &i wonder how i got into sajc please, must have been god's abundant grace hawhaw

it's only words,
and words are all i have
to take your heart away.
ohheavens, how sweet,
&again i melt.
oldies just have it all, dontcha thunk?
<3 :)

&ohmy i love listening to mrbrownshow's non-political podcasts again&again, never fails to cheer me up please. dumb bakchormee &turkwas. hahahhah
thank god for mrbrown,
&thank god for you :)

2006/06/13

Nat King Cole - PAPA LOVES MAMBO
(&omg i love nat king cole :DD)
ah nothing much to update on, so i guess i shall reply some tags:

-jannn: wheee let's have more study sessions please! :D
yolanda: AHH yolanda(: HAHAH SPASTIC YOU
li*: okay chill girl, point taken. crash sa some time!:)
jolene: hahah i'm fine now! being overly angsty i guess hoho:)
YINGJING: haha my no.1 you wish :D

ohya before i forget to update this, met the silly kantangs&princess last friday &i ohso miss them please! so much laughter&silly stuffs, hahaha love them so :) watched Xmen &later Goal! again at grace's house. ohgosh how cute her sister still is :D ahh i miss the old days when the 8 of us would do silly stuffs together, ohheavens, unwind the clock please. (we're really silly okay, must emphasize it a lot, lolzxz)

AND SOME MORE
(well i'm lazy to update so i koped yolanda's post. HAHAH thank you girl :)) )
went over to janice's
place to study.
FUNNYshitheads
vinleon yuwen and i had
smth wrong with
our tongues, kept
pronouncing wrongly.
as usual, LAUGH like
we had mad moo disease.
great great. (:
i am the blackest pwease.
jan has this round
ball. so cute lah.
jan had things on
so we went to venezia
to continue studying.
i like yuwen's handwriting.
argh, my brain's slow
not productive at all.
vinleon's so hyper
one moment hungry
tried to psycho us to
get hungry, next moment
sleepy kept chanting
trying to hypnotize
us to sleep too.
like what yuwen said
so stressed to be out
with him lah.
angmo kids at venezia
were screamy,
this small boy he screamed
so loud, swear the glass
almost cracked.
after the scream he
covered his ears.
HAWHAW so cute.
but so irritating, felt
like pushing tomatoes
into his mouth to shut him up.
talked about some
shitfunny emperor joke
and we laughed so
kuku-ly LOUD :D
walked out, yuwen and vinleon
went into the mud.
ALAMAK.

omgawd i miss yolanda's funny language please. love the Happy Haha Friends, very much so :))


good day people!
cos it's gonna be a good day for me:)

2006/06/11

YAY, HAPPY MUCH :D
HAHAHA YES I'M SO BIPOLAR
OMGZZ
SO SHOOT ME
:DDD

2006/06/08

Celine Dion - The Power of the Dream

ohheavens the chalet was nothing but fun please! all that drinking, redfaces after only one bottle of alcohol, ghoststory sessions, redhouse viewing(haunted house!), early morning supper at newton(imagine the distance!), Escape, BBQ, XBOX fighting sessions, pouring over pornmags, pooling, shouting Merry X'mas to every passersby &watching them get stumped, &all that moments of highness were just fantabulous :DDD
HAPPY B'DAY JACLYN! thanks for having us there:)

for now, it's mugging &more mugging pfft, how sianzxz la.
YINGJING: i know i'm being a bitch, but send me some of the chalet pictures alright hahhaa, you know i have no camera :D ah &thanks Pretty LOLZXZ :)

&for explicit details&pictures on the chalet, please visit yingjing's blog. YAY :)

2006/06/06

Selena - Dreaming of You (omg what memories!)

WHEEE CHALET, HERE I COME!
:DDD

2006/06/03

System of a down- Violent Pornography

AH THURSDAY'S TUITION WAS CRAZY
correction: yingjing's crazy.
had lunch before the tuition at j8 at MOS &it was hilarious. was fighting over a prawn &yingjing's icedmilktea toppled &the whole place was drowned in icedmilktea. it was quite sad, cos this girl's jacket got wet too, but i just laughed it off, without apologizing. TOTAL HAHA MOMENT. we couldnt stand it anymore, so we did the next best thing by running away
SORRY YINGJING,
FOR THAT SPILT MILKTEA.
I'LL BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE,
IF YOU REMIND ME OKAY.
:D

shopping yesterday with darling jolene was great. caught up much, &i bought a nice green polo tee, happy happy much :) WE FORGOT TO PHOTOED MY DEAR, HAHAH. love you anyway :D

ah studying on monday &chalet on tuesday, so can't wait please :D

2006/05/31

Phantom Planet - Always on my mind

SUNDAY WAS OHSO FUN PLEASE
met janice yolanda &vinleon
HAHAed our way through town
&yes yolanda,
we still laugh so ever loudly :D
i miss you nuts please,
cant wait for study session :)
ohyes so we met, had tea at some japanese restaurant in paragon. yummy x 54329 please. went shopping shortly after. jan&vin filled yo&i in with fresh gossips, how scandalous :D bought 2tops too, happy happy girl :)) yo left, but jan, vin&i continued shopping &gossipping &HAHAed as if laughing gas was free. gosh jan has contagious laughter, &yo with her ohsoever funny descriptive words. dongdongchiang people, what is that!? lolzz.

monday was the same. met yingjing for lunch after training, killer trainings please. we're all turning into blackies. yes so we went to crystal jade &stuffed ourselves with food, so cant finish please. photowhored like crazy too :D met up with xiaowei later. she had her haircut while yingjing&i waited. goodness me she looked darn good after the haircut okay :D AND YINGJING, XIAOWEI IS MINE. MUHAH, HANDS OFF
right so yingjing left &xiaowei waited with me for zh to come. hell long wait at BK #$% but it's okay, hahah. watched poseidon &goodness, what a thriller! no hotxXx stuffs in the movie though :/hahah, icecream &pool was hell fun though :)

tuesday was way better. mommy treated me to my ohso favourite fettucine with slipper lobster at pastacafe, heavenly please :D got a handbag &finally a skirt. YAY :DDD

okay let's skip today. training was crazy, i'm like how slow please. everyone's way faster than me pfft

HAPPY DAY, PEOPLE, IT'S A WEDNESDAY :D

2006/05/24


AY
MY LAOSHI READS MY BLOG OKAY.
HOW COOL LA MY LAOSHI.
HELLO LAOSHI :D

&please, my days in sajc are getting numbered i swear. first was yesterday, what happened?
(i) happy yuwen &janice went to confiscate michael's chair &didnt allow him to sit.
(ii) trip to toilet.
(iii) came back &found..
(iv) our chairs were overturned below our tables,
(v) our bags missing! #$%
(v)i after much searching..
(vii) TADAH!
(viii) it was on the latch outside the window.
(viiii) well done, boys.

then today..
(i) playing basketball happily in my uniform
(no shirt la but really x254365 wanted to play)
(ii) kena caught
(iii) canteen duty
(iv) THREE HOURS LA WTF
(v) felt like a total fool
(vi) two hours more to go
(vii) e-f-f

getting caught was ohso funny i swear.
louise ho: PHEE! (whistled la)
me: ohno (proceeded to leave the court)
LH: I SAID COME HERE
ME: shit
LH: YOU CALLED ME SHIT?
ME: NONONO. i was calling er the ball shit.
LH: -stares-

okaye, two more hours &i'll kick their asses. &thanks yingjing, for picking up all that rubbish with me :D
oh. &our hockey girls lost to vj. it's okay girls, good job done anyway!
we're so proud of xiaojie :DDD

some photos i stole from YJ:)

2006/05/22

okaye right,
so i'm the 7th guy in the class now.
how exciting la.
just 'cos i'm picking up some
swearing skills from the guys.
&according to alfred,
i'm "walking to the light now".
HAHAHA.
class is ridiculously funny please.
michael swears like running water,
filling up a lake soon.
&how choonkiat's educating me on pornography,
asking me to surf the net for porn.
everytime they talk porn,
i'll just join in for the fun.
the funny part is,
when chunyin opens his mouth,
he'll talk bible.
so choonkiat will ask him to read his bible &shut his mouth up.
HOW FUNNY LA.
i know it's damn evil,
but sometimes it just tickles us so much
we cant stop laughing for nuts.

&ohman i didnt know that guys are so ever dirty in the mind.
so it's true, that guys on average think about sex every 7seconds.
oh heavens.

2006/05/14

Yellowcard - Lights &Sounds

studied in the airport with yingjing, cuicui &xiaowei on friday, &that place is 9846135times cooler than the CC okay! bought a Versace baby perfume with yingjing at THIRTY BUCKS, HOW CHEAP PLEASE. hahah clapbang, i'm so proud of it :) ahh studying with those nuts were so crazy, laughed like there was no tomorrow i swear.

shop assistant: are you two sisters? (referring to me &yj)
YJ: yes
SA: ohno wonder, even the braces are the same!

donghead. dumb x 2465816times please.
AHH SAvsRJ RUGBY MATCH ON WEDNESDAY, I OHSO CANT WAIT LA :D

replies!
li*: you nehneh, want me to ask you out is it! hahah
alfred: okay go away.
yingjing: you go away too, HAHAH.
ruth: hello pretty hair! hahah yes i love you so :) see you tmr!

2006/05/10

Daphne Loves Derby - The Longest Story

ahh today's an uber slackzz day, can't believe i'm still slacking. goodness i really need to buck up or fail my mye terribly heeharhaw.

caught The Art of Seduction with yingjing &janice yesterday &omg how funny is that show! i ohso couldn't control my laughters, bet cuicui &i shook the theatre down with our hahaings, hahaha. well but the best part of all, was that yingjing still managed to find her way to Lalaland though it was humongously humorous. a clap for her please.

&man i'm really starting to hate DNAs. i ohso cant wait for the day i graduate from sajc, i bet you, i'm so gonna dump everything biology into the longkau next door, thank you :)

ahh screw NAPFA

2006/05/07

The Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu

attended sajc's band concert with yingjing, rayson, janice, leqi, zelda, her bf and leqi's friend minqi, and it was great i guess. saw a couple of friends too and it just lifted my spirit :) xiaowei performed, but no way could i see her face behind that huge tuba. hahaha great job girl!

watched 8below on thursday with zhihao and whoa, quite a touching movie! and haha zhihao's evolving from a chimp to an oversized gorilla. fat thing, funny one haha

michael's one sick boy i swear. he was making funny erotic noises while cleaning up yingjing's filthy, cobwebs-ridden locker cos it was rather disgusting.
michael: aww..aww..AWWW.
me: omg michael you sound like you're having sex!
michael: walau you think cleaning up lockers give you orgasm is it!

HAHA FUNNY SHIT

reeeeplies!
jolene: OEI YOU NEHNEH, WHERE DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO THIS(SUNDAY) AFTERNOON?

rayson: HAHA RAYSON, I THINK YOU'RE ONE GETTING OLD HERE, NOT ME HOHO

alfred: HAHA YOU DIE AH IF YOU MURDER LAOSHI

yingjing: yuwen x 94621654984 times

li*: haha i miss you too! ahh you want me to ask you out is it! quick, say please first. hahaha

2006/05/03

JAY CHOU- FENG

`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
i didnt join SC
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
LEADERS MAKE GOOD DECISION FOR EVERYONE AND HIMSELF/HERSELF
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
i made a good decision by not joining the SC.
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
without Dexter in SC, dexter is happy.
without Dexter in SC, dexter spares the college from eternal disaster.

`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
i are good leader.

wow, what a punchline. dexter's the man! :D


`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
FOOOOOOOOOONG.
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
adventures of Foong and Law.
YUWEN says:
chronicles of Tan.
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
fighting crime from the evil motan tantan.
.
.
.

`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
Professor Ongah adds in an extra ingridient. CHEMICAL G.
AND THUS !
THE POWERBUTT GIRLS WERE BORN !
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
Foong and Law.

oh heavens.

2006/05/02

Daphne Loves Derby - Heartbreak for Six Seasons

saturday
church+shopping with jolene=best day on earth
:)

sunday
studying+gossiping with jolene=lovely lovely day
:))

monday
shopping with yingjing+janice=HOHO FUN
:D

during gp today
me: (sent an sms to cuicui)
me: ay you know what, i can tell the future. and i know that you've just received a message.
cuicui: (skeptical) huh really?
me: ya go check your phone if you dont believe me
cuicui: (digs into bag for phone) AY REALLY EH, I'VE GOT A MESSAGE. OMG YUWEN HOW DO YOU KNOW

3seconds later, cuicui came running after me with her red marker
HAHAHAHA

2006/04/27

A*STAR briefing today was too much of a motivation for me, &now i really wanna get in! hahaha, all for the testimonial la.

slept through chinese lesson. alfred was ohso funny. when chinese lesson had ended &he thought that laoshi had left when she was actually explaining some PI stuffs to us, HE CAME IN &ROARED AT US &JANICE JUMPED OKAY, I SAW. hahaha stupid, he was so apolegetic when he saw laoshi please :D

me: ay so how are you going home?
michael: my grandmother's fetching me home
me: HUH REALLY! YOUR GRANDMOTHER?!
michael: ya really, my grandmother haha
me: omg, so cool la!
michael: how can my grandmother fetch me when she cant even walk to the car?

bang. michael ought to be shot.

(after michael spoke on the phone)
me: ay so seriously, how are you going home?
michael: my grandfather's fetching me home.
me: ay dont bluff la you!
michael: no really, i'm serious this time!
janice: hahaha you dont lie la you, how can your grandfather drive!
me: ya lor
michael: really la i'm not lying!
(janice michael rayson &i were walking towards janice's dad's car)
michael: how can my grandfather drive when one of his eyes is blind?!

wow let's play russian roulette on michael man.

2006/04/24

Powerpuff Girls-Love Makes The World Goes Round
SIX DAY, SIX FREAKING LONG DAYS.
that's such a record for abstainance from the computer.
oh heavens i sound like a nun, abstainance, HAHA.

have i ever mentioned?
i have an adorable class :)

p.s jolene, you're still my love

replies!
alfred: okay yes i see you've tagged, haha.

yolanda: ahh darling i miss you already!

cindy: alright, linked :D

ruth: hahaha ohman you're such a joy to me! it's great having you in cg18 too :) see you in school! and yes, you're pretty in my eyes too dear. haha, sure to tag you later :D

florence: HELLO, YOU DONT TAG TO TELL ME YOU'RE BORED YOU KNOW YOU NEHNEH HAHA

lynette: ahh new eyecandy!? hahaha what happened to no.3 huh? jolene told me that he's no longer your eyecandy haha

jolene: let's have more bitching moments man! miss you tons :)

conversation 1
mr tan: ay you(pointing to jovina's hair), hasnt anyone caught you for your hair?
jovina: huh dont have
mr tan: really ah, but it's not natural right?
jovina: haha
mr tan: eat too much maggie mee already is it?

HAHAHA
okay i cant really remember every single word of the conversation, but it's something like that la. goodness, what random teachers i have please!

ms chan: blahblahblah..(i wasn't paying attention)..cost of durians
me to yingjing: did she say durex? isn't durex condoms?
yingjing: (thinks) ya hor.

not my fault okay, ms chan can't really pronounce her words properly, hahaha. but the funniest was yingjing please, she must have been busy messaging her ahem then, that's why she wasn't paying attention. HAHA.

okay, today (tuesday)'s uber fun. went haircuting with ruth and janice, and we got real noisy and high and Haha-ing like crazy nuts. hahaha but got to know them so much better. thank god for them :)

2006/04/17

Arctic Monkeys - Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts

so much has happened lately &i dont know how &where to start. seriously, i want to concentrate on nothing else but school &family for now, everything else can just honestly go to hell. call me soft-hearted or whatever, i'm finding myself giving in gradually.

on a happier note, i bought a new cheenapok tote bag &watched iceage2 with janice &rayson. what a stupidly comical show please, i'm getting my laughing wrinkles soon, ohmy. rayson got his green crumpler &ohman, i so want the red one! but i'm broke shit :( haha ate the cheese sausage from fareast too, HEAVENLY PLEASE :D

oh &school's funny today! we were sharing some ghost stories &as rayson's story reached the climax (something about the guy hiding under his bed &slowly lifting the bed cover thing up), ALFRED RAWRED SO LOUDLY THAT EVERYONE, I MEAN EVERYONE, JUMPED FROM THEIR SEATS OKAY. hahaha alfred's RAWR's really very scary okay, cheap thrill, we call it. hahaha JANICE IS SO TRAUMATISED BY IT NOW I SWEAR. she even got shocked by some scenes when we were watching ICEAGE2. yes ICEAGE2. super funny :D

replies!:
lynette: right, but isn't "sitted" more suited in that context? haha, oh whatever.

li*: hahaha &his ears are getting whoa, bigger!

noel: what does coconut tree has to do with my head! rubbish you, hahaha.

alfred: goodness, you're damn evil! haha see told you to leave earlier right. AND YOU DIDNT WATCH ICEAGE2 WITH US pfft

xiaowei: i don't know haha, you &angelyn can go plan a gathering! miss you too:)