2008/09/30

Right, so I'm blatantly typing a post on my cell while the Bookkeeping teacher's yapping on about Ledgers. This is boring me out, by virtue of the fact that I'm a few topics ahead of the class since I have plenty of time for self-study.

I spy I spy, w my little eyes, my classmate's dozing off while my teacher cries.

2008/09/29

Damnnit, I've been on depression mode for days now (Actually no la, just a few minutes per day) COS EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE AGAINST MY WAY. First, I've seen so much pretty clothes on the racks but it's such a torture to be holding back my moolah since I'm so saving up for a lappy, plus tuition moolah is really hard to earn (Ahem, I'm not exposing how much I'm earning cos..I know there are people out there who are eyeing it. And ahem, you know who you guys are.) Okay la it's not that hard to earn, but think about all that personal time that I've been sacrificing for these little children? I need to murder them.

Second, I may be missing J's Passing out Parade on the 24th cos my parents happily decided to go for a family holiday (first time in my whole life) to I-think-they-mentioned-Vietnam. Yeah know why, cos my Daddy had never had time to go on a holiday with The Family, like he's gone on company retreats but never with us. Sadxzx
OKAY but back to the mainpoint, J would be in his officer uniform but I won't be there to see him passout urgh I hate it I hate it. I hate how I'm not gonna be there, and I hate how he sounded disappointed. Okay maybe he doesnt even really care if I'm there anymore (HAHA) but at least he did sound disappointed. Right, I hate lifeeeee

Third, Yingjing and I are competing to see who loses the most weight and must I say, that girl looks like she's on a winning streak since she's munching on greens everyday (with Thousand Island teehee, did I mention woman, that's highly fattening :D Ohyeah, flip when you see this) and running like 5KM ALMOST EVERYDAY. While I, am busy doing tuitions, happily missing my meals, but not exercising.

Alright kids, feel my depression.

And did I mention? The Doctor decided that I had mild concussion after J happily flipped me off the swing and I landed hard on the back of my head. (with my body still hanging in midair cos my foot got stuck in the swingchair. Yeah go ahead and laugh, it's funny.)


(Cue the throbbing headaches &lack of appetite.)

2008/09/17

Hello People, I've finally gotten my ANU acceptance letter, but I'm not done feeling apprehensive about leaving Singapore. In fact, this dreadful feeling is just manifesting itself as the time for me to leave draws nearer. A THOUSAND SNORESXZ PLEASE?

I don't want to go at all.

I don't want to leave my family, friends and Justin. I'll miss them like crazayyy. I'll miss mainly, quarreling with my Mommy, hogging my brother's computer, and having my Father chauffeur me around Singapore (teeheeheex). For my friends, it'll be Jolene Koh Hong Kiew, Ng Yingjing + Bong Leqi + LooLoo, Grace + Cunbin + Wensheu, and other fantabulous people.

Then lastly, there's Justin Chiam En Quan, my very fat shit. I'll miss our daily phone conversations, those ever loveable hugs, how I'll play with his hair and how he'll smell mine, our very exzxciting camping &picnic trips, or simply burning our weekends on wow.

That cologne of yours fatty, is mine for keeps in Aust :) Baby we've had our share of turbulence, of days of incessant distrust and of ceaseless nights of I-MUST-WIN-THIS-QUARREL-SO-YOU-LISTEN-TO-ME-AND-SHUT-UP peeving sessions. Hahaha but Fats, ain't those times the perfect moments to relive and have a good laugh at, just like how we always do it? You say that you're always the one chasing after me whenever we have a major showdown, when we both turn our backs at each other and simply walk away. (Eh ahhhber then, you expect me to chase after you meh?)

So take heart baby, I'll do the chasing the next time round :D

2008/09/15

Haha it's so funny how everyone calls me Foong now,
it's quite a.. homely and comfy feeling.


HAHA

Okay that just sounds gay.
Ah what can I say now, but life is so coy, moving so annoyingly slow I think my ancestors come from the snail lineage. It's been 2 tuitions/day Monday - Friday for the last two weeks, I need a break need a kitkat.



I swear the sushis possessed us.

(And Psss Yingjing, if you ps me for our lunch date tomorrow, I'll not burn your JM but your LVs and Gucci)

:) Buhbye!

2008/09/03






Me: Eh I got sacked by the sec3 biology girl
Justin: Hahaha why is there no suprise.

Eh fat shit, you spelled surprise wrongly.
I got sacked by this sec3 biology girl after the first lesson cos I totally suck at biology la teehee I tell you, it was my longest 1.5hours of my life, Mister Time was being dreadfully slow. I took like eons to answer a question, &I bet I was giving her wrong answers some more. Hahaha, paisay to the max pleaseee.

It was 4 days of working as well at Comex, mygosh, bring out the fanfair for me and Yingjing please, it was the first time that we'd actually completed an assignment HAHA. It was tiring like hell, selling thumbdrives and memory cards. I tell you, the customers can be so rude & impatient, freaking annoying manzz. Not forgetting the long hours of standing and talking please. Initially we were like, "Wahlau eh why so long hours, we're like cheap labour again sia." But after the first day, we self-extended our lunch & dinner breaks to 1.5h each. HAHA

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Btw, Yingjing's the best yo, she got damn sian of explaining our products repeatedly, so she gave really fantastic answers.
Example 1

Customer: Excuse me, what's the difference btw Product A and B?

Me: Their main difference is in the transfer speed of the files. Product A is 5mb/s but Product B is 15mb/s, making it 3x faster than A. Further, B has 5years of warrenty while A only has 2. B is more popular within executives cos of the faster speed, they usu need it for faster file transfer for large files.

Customer: Excuse me, what's the difference btw Product A and B?
Yingjing: Speed.

Example 2

Customer: Excuse me, may I check if my Canon camera can take Product A, 16gb?
Me: Okay I'll check for you.

Customer: Excuse me, may I check if my Canon camera can take Product A, 16gb?
Yingjing: Sorry I can't help you, you got to check yourself.

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That's Yingjing for you :)