Hello noobs, I AM ONCE AGAIN PHONELESS cos like stupid Amelia, I killed my phone. But I wasn't as dumb as her to leave my phone in the refridgerator, I dropped mine into the toilet bowl before I could flush it HAHAHA it was fucking funny and it went like that

Me: AHHHHH OMG I DROPPED MY PHONE INTO THE TOILET BOWL HELP!!!
Crazy Colleague: HOW TO HELP WHEN YOUR DOOR IS LOCKED!
(I was screaming into the toilet bowl you see)

So I let her in and she scooped this plastic bag from I-dont-know-where and plunged her hand into the unflushed toilet bowl just to save my phone. She's my Hero :DDD

It was so fucking funny cos we were prancing around in the toilet and laughing like mad before we decided to save the phone. So yeah, the phone had plenty of time to drown

AND I'M EMPLOYED BY THE WAY. MAYBANK OKAY. HAHAHA. The pay's pathetic and the job's damn mundane but my colleagues are damn funny, they totally remind me of Leqi + Yingjing + Lulu!

BONG AH, I KINDA REGRET ACCEPTING THE JOB SO HASTILY YOU KNOW, I REALLY HOPE YOU GET A BETTER JOB THAN ME HAHAHA, AND MUCH LUBXZ TO YOU FAIRY, I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU YESTERDAY, HAVEN'T HAD SO MUCH LAUGH IN A LONG WHILE! I MISS HAVING LONG AND EMO TALKS WITH YOU TEEHEE, MY FAIRY OH FAIRY :D

And all that I've ever wanted was for you guys to gel well together. This is not my kind of happy ending, babies.

Leqi says:

THIS IS ABSURDLY FUNNY.
LULU JUST GOT FIRED FROM HER JOB.
AND I JUST SACKED MYSELF.
AND YUWEN, SHE’S STILL JOBLESS.
PRETTY SOON YJ IS GONNA QUIT.
AND XW IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR.
ALL OUTINGS ON XIAOWEI FROM NOW ON AH!
WE CANNOT LET PPLE LOOK DOWN ON US BABIES!
WE MUST GET JOBS QUICK QUICK!

I guess that just sums everything up perfectly well right babies? HAHAHA. Oh by the way, I've been practising real hard at Yoga while everyone's been working hard. Hello People, you might want to kiss my fat ass.

My mates are Love :)
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HELLO BONG, I know you're having a pweetty hard time at work now but believe me fairy, you'll have it good once you get a new job. Just a while more okay. I'll be here for you as long as you need me x) tEeHeEsXxX
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HELLO SEXYLEGSNOT, are you feeling better now! I was so looking forward to Prata Breakfast I really hate euxzxz
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HELLO J, you're leaving soon, I really hate NS. Please survive, we have a long way ahead of us, &there are so many things that we're gonna do together :)

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HELLO MARGARETS, I MISS SECONDARY SCHOOL LIFE, I MISS ALL OF YOU &YOUR NONSENSE.

So I'll love whatever you become

and forget the reckless things we've done

I think our lives have just begun

I think our lives have just begun

:)