weng. [ faces of life ] says:
ok u are officially not a pig
weng. [ faces of life ] says:
u are a lazy pig
yuwen says:
-.- pigs are lazy waht
yuwen says:
no difference HAHA
yuwen says:
why am i suaning myself
yuwen says:
but it's okay
yuwen says:
COS I'M NOT A PIG (:
weng. [ faces of life ] says:
yuwen says:
-.- oink oink oink oink
yuwen says:
oink oink OINK
yuwen says:
oink oink oink oink oink
yuwen says:
oink oink oink
yuwen says:
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK (:

Like, wtf? Uh that's my best neighbour Weng Chongsheng for you. (:

Okay I'm back! Like since forever, haha. Shopped a lot I guess, but gave pretty much everything away. I THINK I WAS PICKPOCKETED IN HK! Well at least my wallet went missing after shopping. Haha, hm but I am a lucky woman la, no more hk kachings left, only S$50 + atm card + ez link card, thanks ah thief.

zzzzzzzz yinkwan wants me over at her house now, but aiyah i'm too lazyyy

I shall continue with this post haha

Hm yay watched kingkong with zhihao, (shop + dinner)ed with Jolene, gotten my atm and ez link cards: I've pretty much done everything! Then there's outing with bestie, nye meeting with grace &co, tanning with lyn and jo, omg I absolutely loathe the idea of getting my bum to school on an early tuesday morning. zzz

I wanna play more pooool and more daytonaaaa help help help, some kind soul give me some kaching pleaseee

Hello once again! I cant wait to leave HONKKONK it's getting rather boringzz. I'VE NO KACHINGS LEFT FOR MORE SHOPPING :(( How miserable I am, tsk. Ay any nice souls around, throw some money to me please. Or or, send a telegram to my mom and ask her for some bucks. zz

Today's boring, boring zzzzz. Went shopping again, window shopping. No nice windows around lehzz :( Omg I sound pathetic. SIAN

On a happier note, yinkwan has just happily abandoned me while I'm left to use this computer. This com rockxx i tell you. I'm overlooking some schoolboys playing basketball as I'm typing this, how hOtTt. Hahahaaaaa just kidding. :D

GRACE I CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU GUYS FOR PRATA AND MUDPIES!! lubchooo! hahahah :D

yay i'm in hk now! haha whatever yinkwan, she said i cant type. shiet her. oh btw yinkwan's my neighbour, and i'm here in hk with her, just the 2 of us! haha is this cool or cool? whatever it's a lousy keyboard okay haha. hm yay we're using this public computer in a shopping mall haha i'm brokeee from all the shopping ): the shopping mall's still closed wth, it's already 12! lousy place hurhur. yay erm attention:

lien: I'M IN HK LA YOU NUT, CALL FOR WHAT
lynette: WHERE ARE YOU!
yinkwan: shut up will you?
grace: I BOUGHT ALL YOU GUYS STUFFS! oh and i've just bought this mini mahjong set which cant be any cuter :D:D:D whee i cant wait to meet you guys! :))
bestie: YAY THANKS BESTIE, I LOVE YOU :D
everybody else: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

yeap and ive been visiting weird places with weird people. yinkwan has a very humorous family btw, and cute grandparents :D and and hongkongers spend gazillion kachings on food okay, like wth. i'm broke to even buy a packet of fries hurhur.

hm what else, oh and i've got posted to innova, hope it'll be funnn with all the ahlians :) haha actually no la, i dont know what kinda people goes there, but who cares :D

till then, i'll be back on xmas day! how fun can that be? heeharhaww i miss everyone! chimp, daytona! :D

byebye :D:D:D

Ahh outing yesterday with the Sisterhood and Potatoes was amazing! Haha it was ridiculously hilarious alright! First it was applying nail polish for samuel and ws, then it was a nail polish fight (?!). Haha i suffered severe blotches of red nail polish, eeyer. Uh next was a powder war hahaha, like wth, it was chaotic. Samuel became an instant ahpek and i locked myself up in his mom's room to avoid his attacks hha. Poor lynn diligently cleaned up the house after that which had had an abnormal case of internal snowing. Oh this reminds me of how Hitler launched an attack on Russia but was hindered by the Russian winter and sub-zero temperatures!! Ahh how i miss history ): OK WHATEVER, BACK TO THE MAIN STORY. And so, yes poor lynn cleaned up the house. Grace also suffered much frostbite hahaha, no actually it was just the powder.

Yup then we collected Daryl's(aka bimbo) bday agar agar cake from sam's mom and she drove us to amk ntuc. There we met Daryl! Yay haha uh and ya, we shopped for the remaining bbq stuffs.

After which, we stole the ntuc's freaking cheap one buck trolley and made our way to grace's house. That explains why ntuc's making a loss right hurhur.

Oh and we had a pool fight! Freaking funnyyy cos all we had were plastic cups and bottles and we just splashed water like nobody's business! Yeah and the guys attempted to dunk shuang, grace and i into the pool lol. It was so hilarious cos the guys didnt dare to touch shuang and they are scared of her!! Haha she's the lao(3) da(4) you see :D Uh and i got dunked a million times while sam got kicked a kazillion times. Haha and the guys started having some internal dispute and backstabbing and started pushing each other in the pool. Zi(4) xiang(1) chan(2) sha(1) you call it. Hahaha stupid okay, we girls just sat there watching their amusing acts. And my upper lip's bruised, much thanks to whoever who boxed me #%$ heeharhawww. =/

((:

Uh and we had truth or dare after that, hahaha we always have fun during truth or dare.
(i) lynn hugged the pillar(actually she was supposed to do it seductively but she didnt ): )
(ii) Cunbin climbed the pillar when he was supposed to do a pillar dance
(iii) i kissed the shower thingy + told the security guard he was handsome
(iv) WS took a photo with shuang!! like omg, shuang could have killed him
(v) sam conversed with the security guard:
Sam: Uncle, I think you're very handsome
Security Guard: Oh haha really
Sam: Ay uncle, I am gay, you want or not?
SG: uh I'm not
Sam: Are you sure?!
SG: Yes I'm not
Sam: Very handsome leh, uncle!

HAHA WTF SO DAMN FUNNY PLEASE! Oh btw all these stupid acts were being filmed down, hahaha so moronic.
Okay that's it, pretty long entry huh. :D

And yay i'll be away in HK from the 15th to the 25th wheeee only my neighbour and I! Freak cool aye, think I'll meet up with Lyn there for shopping too! hurhur :D:D:D
byebyezz

HAHAHA THIS IS DUMB. Btw if you dont know what it is, the guys are actually doing peeing actions
white guy: daryl
red guy: samuel
yellow guy: cunbin

replies:
li*: you looked pretty la okaay :D
jo: hey that isn't the only song i'm living on! neeh
eric: haha where is it from? omg he looked so freaking hot please!
lynette: our debut album!! where where?!
mel: nehnehnipoopoooo :))

Oh lord I'm BURNT from my lil getaway to Sentosa. Yay, hallelujah. Shiet it's aching all over please. Haha I'm a chaota baboon(inside joke) :D hahaha

Anyway, the photos for prom night are here! Wheeee all praise yuwen! hahah :D

Right, so for the past two weeks, I had been working at asian civilisations museum. Haha cool right! I loved that place so much okay, I could visit the galleries anytime of the day, FREE :D:D:D Yup so you can imagine how much Jiahui and I combed the place during the two weeks we were there lol.

I LOVE ARTEFACTS ((:

hahahahaha. hello retarded friends of yuwen. this is the SMART ASS here typing for her.
my name is YINKWAN. and i have beautiful hair. yepps. (((:

appearantly miss yuwen does not know anything about html. how sad.
and she just burped. -.-
oh wells.

*shrugs*

she's so nice that she came up to... decorate my tree. YAY.
and she cooked for me! yayness.

"i dunt cook for anyone okay?"
-yuwen

she's weird. ((:

lalalalalala. tatas!

yinkwan signs off.

whee prom was gooood! :D or so i thought, hurhur. anyhow, uh i havent uploaded the pics. hahaha sorry for the disappointing wait jolene. i'm just too lazy (:

okay got some pics from other people, just gonna post some of them

okay my apologies, not some, one hahaha. lausannnne! my pretty beloved :D


class gathering! (:
Jessica/Sara/Xiaoyan/Debbie/Thara/Me/Lynette! :D:D:D

okay that's it, till then! muhaha. byebye lazy yuwennnn (:

AH, IT'S OVERRRR

:D :D :D

It's wonderful how my mom gives in to everything that I do now, it's as if I own the world: and that's exactly how I feel now! Haha, so..free of books, and restrictions! :D

What was really fun was that, right after the last (chemistry) paper, everyone just screamed in the hall okay! It was really a sight to behold. The once sunken faces and heavy souls -- liberated instantly. ((: haha L, J, Jessica and I were just totally HIGHHH. It was screaming, high pitched squeals and some more screamings. wheeeeee..

Right, and I spent the whole of the last exam day doing what mom-would-have-killed-me-on-a-normal-day stuffs HAHA. It's like, after the exams, Lynette came over to my house so that I could change, and and SHE TRIED TO STRIKE A CONVERSATION WITH MY GRANNY. God was it hilarious! She was..trying so hard. But hey! She was quite good (: Hah yes and we went over to town. TOWN. But, it was such a wasted trip please! NO MORE TICKETS FOR EM ROSE! We were so damn disappointed, damn. Not forgetting that it was nearly ten at night, phbt

Uh ya and so lyn left, leaving jolene and I. Wait, I'm bored of writing out everything in detail.
(i) J and I ended up in J8
(ii) bought the midnight slot of Happy Potty
(iii) show ended at 330+ (!)
(iv) walked home, walked! Damn the buses
(v) the road was practically empty, devoid of life man
(vi) reached home at 415 (?)
(v) watched the dvd of Stairway to Heaven! :D
(vi) watched the (ugly) sunrise with..eric? haha he was still awake too! (:
(vii) finally couldnt stand it anymore, and slept at 7am

There, this is what I call, a person with life!! Yuwen is back man, gone is the nerd! I am so not gonna be tied down by books anymore, not till the A's haha :D

YUWEN IS A HAPPY GIRL, A GENIUNELY HAPPY GIRL NOW :D:D:D

Ok so I'm here to wipe the dust off this thing. It's emitting a..putrid smell HAHA dumb. Okay had english paper today. It was bad okay, BAD. The topic was on Marriage and I ended up writing on an arranged marriage that's based in oldern time China, about this girl who loathed the idea of an arranged marriage but chose matter over mind. Ya, mind as in, her own mindset, westernized mentality, ecetera ecetera ecetera, and matter is filial piety. Crap man, no bombastic words, no nothing. Further, the plot was really confusing and I didnt tie up some loose ends! Phbbbt

Forget it, it's over anw. The compre was surprisingly easier than prelims! Actually, MUCH easier. Well at least I could comprehend the extract, haha. The ones in prelim were, very very sad cases indeed.

Haha hm had music yesterday. KRISTEN AND I SPOTTED THE ESSAY QUESTION! HAHAHAH WE'RE LUCKY NUTS, MAN! I was practically smiling to myself when I saw the question. Ten marks safe in our pockets! :D Oh and the ethno music, I MUGGED INDIAN AND AFRICAN MUSIC AND THEY CAME OUT! Okay, see, it was our lucky day, right kristen? Haha. :D :D :D

Haha screwed emath paper1. So many careless mistakes, there goes my A1. It started off so easy, and you can expect it, I got quite complacent and got totally BORED of doing any further. Ya so, screwed up. I had better score full marks for my paper2 haha :D

And, tomorrow's biology. Waste of time man, I shall go read the book now. zzz
They paint the perfect picture :D


So do they! :D:D:D
(cw from me:lynette/farah/jolene/sarah/xuanting/xiaoyan/nathara)

Oh by the way, I spotted Venice for SS too! Well actually the whole level did, thanks to our dear ss teachers. They were 66.67% accurate for SEQ muhaha :D Okok byebye, the bio book is beckoning to me, so is the teevee. @$#%@$ i need to study. bYEbYeE ((:

I've finally uploaded the pictures I took on Graduation Day! For those we know me, I'm SO not tech-savvy, so do appreciate my efforts. HAHAH hm I'm beginning to miss school. Just checked the calendar and I realised that the O's just 2 weeks away. But you know what? I'm still on hiatus!

God bless me and my beautiful soul HAHAHAHAHhahahah
(and I do realise that brown's getting ugly)

Those memories 141005

GRADUATION DAY OF CLASS OF 2005!

4 years in St. Margaret's and yesterday ended with quite a boom! During the farewell ceremony, memories just came flooding back and I could not help but tear. Reminiscing on the walk on memory lane, I realised how much I've grown, how much I've matured growing up in SMSS. The mates I've had gone through thick and thin with, the ups and downs in life, all those misunderstandings, quarrels, bitching and laughters, all coming to an end. True enough, that presentation, that Graduation song by Vit. C(so cliched), all those pictures where I saw three Yuwens - two from sec one, one from sec four - and I simply broke down. And yes, laugh all you want jolene and lynette, I was just so saddened by everything okay. ):

The last school song, the last school hymn, we sang with much gusto. Then there was the acapella, the girls sounded awesome. Oh and the school cheer, omg I was so overwhelmed by emotions by then. Ya la I know I'm very emo now, I'm just sad that the days in SM are ending. It's like, the first day in school, I was still so blur, not even knowing what school I was in. I'm serious! I had to ask Sandy Lim what school I was in and how the hell you spell S-t. M-a-r-g-a-r-e-t-'s. What a prick I was, I know. Haha (:

Then there was the friends in Sec One, 1e3, we were so bonded! We were like, the coolest class. Ahah. Sec two, I was in the coolest gang. Ten odd of us, I suppose, Yuexing, Jolene, Jeanette, Kristabella, Anushka, Farah, Shaza, Sarah, etc, we made up the Parliament of the class! HAHAH. Sec three, lots of things happened haa, all those bitchings, but it's alright now. My results sucked then, but I started bucking up. Sec four, got closer to my classmates-those whom I didn't even expect talking to in the past, eg Sze Min hahahha. Yes and the Green Club, SluttyBimboticBitches and Pink Nerds! How can I ever forget that. ((:

The friendships we've forged, the laughters we've shared, the tears we've shed, why must there be an end to all good things? Imagine, all those beautiful people whom I'll miss seeing, smacking their butts and them smacking mine. Screaming and shouting like it's my world, running around, sitting in the most bochap manner, getting into fits of laughter and heavy dosages of madness. No more. Then again, it means the beginning of something, and it'd better be something good (:

Pastor Berry: They say, this world is a dangerous world. Why? Because we never leave alive.

"..look to the beautiful things and cherish them, look to the bad things and learn from them.."

Haha i'm so going to miss the crazy moments!Jolene/me/thara/xuanting/xiaoyan/farah LOVE!This nut is the best (:Haha they're really cute

Me/lynette seet/jill/huiquan/amanda/meifung

To hell with Star Sistaz

OKAY gotta go mug now. And there's school still. ROARRRR

Randoms(250905)

I say, I'll camp inside Sm if I don't get my 20pts - my way of a silent protest.

Haa today was a rather productive day. Jogged and studied. MacRitchie's getting funky, the monsieurs there have pretty hot bodies, despite them being old and hagged. HAHA just a random thought aye. (:

Had pretty much fun at the CC today, I HAVE A NEW BITCHING PARTNER x)))))) Which is pretty much all I ever need in that stinky place.

Me loves Cat Stevens, now and always ((:

Thank you all who celebrated the day with me yesterday, it was terribly wonderful. (:

School was fun, as usual. The gifts were gorgeous, I adore! Haa to all who sent their well wishes via sms, I was so touched! *flaps hands(hyperventilating)* HAHAHA RIGHT. Lynette was stupidly funny, spent the afternoon with her. Oh and we formed a new pair! It's called The -pause- Whateverzz (note the two zz)! Hahahah yes it's so cool okay, there's a pause in our name! Oh and the bear! THE VIDEO WAS HILARIOUS BUT i deleted it by accident ):

Spent the evening with The Sisterhood and potatoes. Thanks Grace, the gift was beautiful! No not the funky trophy, I meant the test-tube haha. MUDPIE WAS HEAVENLY ((: The Myth is an overly amusing movie I tell you, there's Chang E Ben Yuë inside. Oh but the settings were beautiful! Ahh China is where I'm gonna reside when I retire haa((:

There, the itinery for the day. Happy Birthday to me and the September babies! Haa x)

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Tomorrow, it shall be! Woohoo thank you Roxane for the lovely earrings! You're a sweet one. (: I'm so sorry for screaming no to the present at first okay. I don't know what came across me but I actually thought that you wanted to trick me into opening a box of dead roaches. Haha

Oh yes prelim results tomorrow too. Please, please give me less than 20pts! You know, I've heard about how students from neighbourhood schools get A1 for english as if it's totally normal? And look at sm, it's even impossible for us to get a B4 alright. It's so unfair. What's more, SM DOESN'T MODULATE A WEE BIT, or so I heard. Gah, we should burn the school down in response to that.

Chemistry Paper 1 was lousy, totally lousy. Not only me, but others too. Still, there goes my A1 into the gutter. Someone should do something badly, like, burn the records of the chemistry scores. I'll be unduly grateful for the rest of my life.

Our hands clasped tight-
the last time it'll ever be.

I think my Granny's really cute! Whenever any of her friends call, she'd tell them how pathetic she's feeling because she had fallen down a few days back. HAHA man she must have repeated how wrong everything was around four or five times, at the very least! She's so adorable. (:

You know, many a time, we fail to glance at our surroundings and acknowledge the people around us. In short, we take them for granted. Would you ever notice if someone goes missing? Yes of course you will, but the truth is-hardly instantly, probably only a while later. Have you ever then, appreciated the meer presence and company of a friend, but neglected the friendship of others? Again, inevitably always.

Yes this is Yuwen no.2 speaking, Yuwen no.1 fools around.

Back to the topic we go. Why do we allow such things to happen then? Truely, it's human nature. HAHAHAH okay now i'm not making any sense. This entry is crap. All I wanted to say, was that I just lost a cousin. Not a dear one, but nonetheless, we're fairly acquainted. He was a young man living for himself-introvert and distant from the world, relishing only the quiet moments in his own room. His death still remains a mystery even after 39hours from his death. Suicide or not, nobody knows, but himself. It's a really tragic thing, to part from this world, leaving nothing but a few broken hearts, and a few tear-streaked faces. Why can't we ever leave this world with happiness lingering on after our departure? This world would be a better place, definitely. Shouldn't our family and friends be jubilated at the very fact that when we die, heaven's our next and final destination? After all, it's THE destination. I'll make sure I write a will, where my happy streaks will be inherited by everybody I knew. (:

So long, farewell, I need to say Goodbye!

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Atop the skyscraper he stood,

gazing down at the city under his hood.

The westernly gale wrapped him in its frosty grip,

almost sweeping him off his feet.

His mind an empty shell,

but his heart a cauldron of emotions.

Closing his eyes,

he took his first and last leap.

Somewhere in the endless boundary of the sky,

the muted light of a star softly fades.

(170905)

grace; bring me to the end of the rainbow says:
i hope there will be nz gathering!

grace; bring me to the end of the rainbow says:
though we probably get daoed lar

ATTACK OF THE STREPSILS says:

aye but marcus told me that that's because they think we're "cool" that's why they dont dare to come near us! hahahaha it's so comical

grace; bring me to the end of the rainbow says:
hahahahahahaha!!!

grace; bring me to the end of the rainbow says:
we're cool?!?!??!?!

ATTACK OF THE STREPSILS says:
YES

ATTACK OF THE STREPSILS says:
hahaha

grace; bring me to the end of the rainbow says:
okay this time we shall go burn ourselves in sentosa first

grace; bring me to the end of the rainbow says:
then we'll be hot and roasted!

HAHA

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I looked to the skies,

my mind a whirlpool of muses.

Why for, is the sky orange?

Why for, are my delicate hands caked with blood?

Starbursts across the skyline.

Screams resonated through the boulevard.

When will this ever end?

I'm a victim of the exams. ):

(Starbursts=endless examination scripts

screams-our agony and sufferings

hands caked with blood-from all the writing)

CHEMISTRY SUCKED (150905)

Oh yes, believe it or not, I screwed the chemistry paper, as well as my piano exam. I freaking hell had a bad throat and I sang worse than a dying crow which _____(please help me fill in the blank, i dont remember what crows do. Chirp?) I DONT WANNA FAIL! Read the examiner's profile and I swe*r my failure's secured. She's like a freaking bigshot. Director of this, Director of that, masters in cello, piano, violin and blah blah blah, principal of music college for 15 years blah blah.. Oh God, it's so very disheartening.

Oh this is a nice song, Existentialism on Prom Night-Straylight Run (courtesy of Lynette Lim aka !nette). HAHA

OK that was so random, anyway, OH LORD I PRAY FOR ENDLESS STRENGTH AND WISDOMMM i'm so very desperate now. And, one last thing, I'M IN LOVE WITH ACOUSTIC ((:

So long, bless me with good health too.

Seeing your face in the crowd,
I saw the agony etched on your face.
What's the matter, young kid?
Spill out your sorrows,
I'll wipe them away for you.

WHOOHOO I JUST TRIED TRIMMING MY FRINGE AND IT'S LIKE RUBBISH NOW!

I know not what the future holds for me,
for the better or for the worst it may be,
I'm leaving everything in His hands,
for I know, in Him my future stands.

LAUGH (040905)

Laugh, please laugh! Yes, the scandalous lot of us.

I MISS 6D AND AITONG!

ladf;ailsjfleaijfkdsjfsda;k So very unfortunate, I had freaking SS remedial while they had a whale of their time at class reunion. GAH. @$^#*@$@%

DANCE TO THE LORD! (020905)

Biology prac was CRAP (PRAC-CRAP : ANAGRAM!)
SS was no different

I'm SCREWED

And all God's people say, Amen.

Speaking of anagrams, Da Vinci Code is still one of a kind!
DA best (: Seriously, I thought it displayed the epitome of creative planning! Well but of course Agatha Christie's one hell of a writer too! Her reads keep me entirely engrossed. ((:

Current read: The Mysterious Affair at Styles- Agatha Christie

ARGH I'm very surprised that the disabled fellow won. Not that I'm biased or discriminating him, but in my opinion, the other contestant had a better "Star Appeal" compared to him. Nonetheless, the outcome of this Superstar competition truely emphasized on the Power of the People, what a nation of people can do when united, and the strength and ability of the citizens of a country to turn the tables on the female contestant. DEMOCRACY and FAIRNESS, that's what the whole competetition outlines. I'm proud of Singapore, but equally pisssssed at those people who voted for the guy. (yes, preference)

OK that's enough of crapping. I should get down to doing some work. The Term 3 results are really disheartening, my results are getting from the sublime to the ridiculous. I'll be dancing in stilettos for 24h nonstop if I can even scrap through to some jc.

Upon this ground i stand, BYE WORLD AND GOD BLESS! ((:

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Teacher's Day celebration was quite a blast! In fact we had Aces in the morning and the dance was so kick ass! Toilet flushing, Fat Rat..stupid names the moves had! Haha but what a pity I didn't bring my camera, the teachers were so hilarious I tell you. Especially Mr Goh, he was dancing with his butt sticking out! And so Jo and I couldn't help it but imitated him.*pushes up specs and sticks ass out* HAHA right.

(:

After that we were preparing for the teacher's "party", "party" in the sense that we played our own games, ate our own food and by the time the teachers came in, only half the food was left. HAHAH (: And it was actually quite a depressing sight cos it wasn't until today that I realised just how diverse my class was--cliques here, cliques there, cliques everywhere. ): But still, we sure had a whale of our time playing class games! Haha and while playing this "call-someone's-name-before-she-gets-hit" game, I SABOTAGED MDM YEO!! MUAHAHAH. Anyhow, yes, we had so much fun. (: I feel quite accomplished today in fact, fancy having koped so much food before the teachers even came, hah! ((:

(:

There, Mr A. was such a prick during SS remedial, fancy asking me to answer questions twice, TWICE. If I'm not wrong, he must have thought that I knew the answers since I was looking confident and all, but seriously, I was looking here, there and everywhere cos I was starting to fall asleep.

All Hail Mr A.!

(:

Pray oh Lord, King of Heaven, for the helpless souls in New Orleans. Free the people from this devastation, from the big woman Katrina. Shoo Katrina, shoo! Amen.

(:

You know, I heard this really amusing thing about hurricanes, that they're FEMALE! Know why? That's cos they make grand entrances and they take the house with them when they leave! HAHAHAH.

(:

WORLD PEACE(:

270805

love wasn't put in your heart to stay
love isn't love till you give it away
-mandy

Some kind of wonderful (:

230805

(we are usually quite sane)

( the day before the chinese o's-see what exams do to me)

(clockwise from left: me, thara, lynette, xuanting, jolene)

Mr Anthony: So, Xiaoyan, what is the popular colour now?
Xiaoyan: Green!
Mr Anthony: Why green?
Xiaoyan: (pauses) Environmental??!
Mr Anthony: (stern) Well in your case, I think it's MENTAL ya. You're a mental case.

HAHAHAHA

Anthony kicks ass!

Anyhow, while musing about what Mrs Khoo mentioned during
devotion that morning, it just hit me like a brick that our God is truely almighty. The creation of this universe is just indeed awe inspiring, magnificent and mind-boggling. Indeed, He is the Alpha and the Omega. Imagine, there are millions of galaxies in the universe, and alone, the Milky Way is 100000 light years in diameter! It is just so tedious to calculate how gargantuan the universe is, let less make count the number of galaxies in the the whole space! I am so awed by this fact, I think it'll take a while for it to sink into me just how great He is.

At the same time, I checked out the net and I found this: http://hubblesite.org/discoveries/cosmic_collision/encounters-movie-low.shtml Well it's really slow, but hey, patience is a virtue. (: Haha, the whole thing is just simply intriguing, MIND-BOGGLING(i'm sure Mrs Khoo mentioned at least thrice of it), and the celestial body is so..incomprehensible! Those magnificent images of whirlpools of nebulae, galaxies, stars, Milky Way galaxy, etc. WHOA okay.

On a last note, I pray for the best for everyone! STAY HAPPY!((:

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Yay a1! It came as such a pleasant surprise, really. And as always, it was the usual tears of joy or disappointment from the many who had received their results. Although some had come up to me and said, " Wow Yuwen, that's so expected! ", but hey seriously, I had put in my share of hardwork, and not by sheer intelligence or luck did I attain that long deserved a1! Imagine all that drilling since young, and the two gruelling hours of tuition i have every sunday morning, and now allow me to tell you that, I AM SO SICK OF CHINESE, I AM FLUSHING IT ALL DOWN THE TOILET BOWL!

That's it, no more chinese till next year. Next up's the prelims. I am so tired of all the studying, I'm breaking down! Oh my, can you imagine me disintegrating?! You'll be seeing my intestines in no time, WOW! I'll be a walking exhibit, so do feel free to walk to me and admire me, me, me! HAHA okay I'm getting mad too, again. Another sign of the after effects from mugging, note it down, note it down!

Haha okay it's homework time. I have yet to complete Anthony's hw, I'll be dead meat if I don't do it. Well but as always, I'm his FAVOURITE. I'm serious! He has already mentioned it twice in class, that I'm his FAVOURITE STUDENT. *beam* Okay fine, not to lead you astray, but i'm his "favourite". =/

Though some of you people are rather disappointed with your results, but never get disheartened. There's always a second chance for chinese, and there's always time to start again, just hold on to your faith and sustain to the end. Do your best, and He'll do the rest. (:

Good day!

(060805)

Ahh this blog is so so dead =/ Let the Great Yuwen revive it! (which is basically me reviving my own blog) Haha right. There's really nothing interesting going on these few weeks besides senseless studying and tests. I've been drowning myself in Social Studies stuffs that I'm sure I can be a politician now. Haha call me Dr Foong! Bow at my feet all you people. Ahem ahem ((:

Oh and you know what's new? I'm officially on sick leave! So very sick. I've been attacked by a common flu/cough bug(I can't remember what the doc said) and the last time I took my temperature, it was 37.9degree celsius. The doc said that if I don't feel any better, I should visit the hospital, just in case it's dengue fever. To tell the truth, I would really wish to get dengue fever, and that will teach the school a lesson to install aircons in our classrooms since we're always attacked by this whole colony of mosquitoes on the ground level. It's like each of us would get around 3-5 mosquito bites DAILY??

Tada, and the fever has made me a walking zombie for the mean time, making me all goggy and stuffs. Well that was the bad news, and the good news is that I GET TO SKIP SCHOOL! How exciting! Hahaha. There's a career guidance seminar going on, but I've got the ultimate weapon, MC ((: Seriously, this is the one and only day when I'm skipping school in my entire school life(besides leaving school for piano exams), and therefore, I should be presented with the Hunger For School Life award, shouldn't I?! HAHA truth is, my parents would want me in school even when the house is on fire. That's my parents for you. ♪

Yay and the Golden Rooster Maid Agency peeps would be meeting for some fireworks action at my mom's office building later in the evening and choc buffet after that! Like, FINALLY, but Lynn won't be coming cos of her strict mom ): and there's aunty cun too, he's into one of his disappearing acts again. )): But I'm quite certain we'll have a whale of a time with all that amazing chocolate and gossipings! (: Muhaha.

Oh and I think my brother's hair smells good (:

freaking jackass(140705)

Fuck it my bag was stolen today. Well not exactly, I retrieved it in the end. Some jackass of a dude did it. I'm so sure I know who that person was. I SAW HIM. What's so great about my school bag man. Jackass jackass jackass fuck.

(1) I decided to visit the washroom before I entered the study room in the CC
(2) Saw that jackass of a dude while heading for the washroom
(3) Left my schoolbag and some books at the basin area
(4) While in the toilet, I swear I saw some shadows outside, swift ones!
(5) Opened cubicle door and to my utmost horror, MY BAG WAS MISSING!
(6) Frantically, I grabbed my books and ran outside
(7) That was then when that jackass of a dude walked out from the gents(He looked nervous!)
(8) Yeah so I was like asking around whether anyone saw any suspicious characters looming along the corridor, but they said no.
(9) Fine
(10) I was already on the verge of tearing
(11) Finally I reported my lost to the main office and this kind hearted guy found my badly rammaged bag in the gents on the third level, where that jackass of a dude had exited from.

Yeah but thank God nothing was stolen, well accept for..a pad. Really, at that moment I wasn't sure if I was tearing cos of joy or sadness, I just felt that the guy having stolen a pad was..somewhat amusing. Haha. I don't suppose he has any use of it, but..good for him that he has stolen something which he won't possibly have any chance to get hold of it. (:

Oh and it was sometime last week when I prayed to Him, asking for a miracle. I guess He has answered my prayer. ((:

Good night world

wheeee <040705>

WILD WILD WET WAS WILD(WOW)!! HAHAHA. Oh man Lynette and I had sooo much fun and I can still sort of feel like I'm in the Wave Pool haha! You know, like as if I'm still in the pool or something. Heheh(:

wheee

Jeez and I never knew that Wild Wild Wet was actually this fun! I mean, I thought they would have been some meaningless slides and that's it, but god no! There was that freaking Samsung ride which made my brains fly out of the skull and my heart in my mouth. (Oh it rhymes!) Hahaha oh freak it was exhilarating!! Morever we tried that for like almost 5 times(?), and you can imagine just how much we screamed! Damn was it shiok or shiok! Haha! Oh and we made lots of friends, especially the crew! Oh man there was this irritating locker guy who made fun of us right from the start. Damn I mean, we made a fool out of ourselves because of the locker and he just had to laugh AT us. Brainless dude. And no, he didn't stop at that, he went on to tell his friends(crew) that we were GAO(3) XIAO(4) XING(2) DONG(4). Like c'mon, it's not a crime for us to laugh right?! L and I were just like, whatever. Haha! Yeah but we still had a great time there.

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Oh and there were these few white freaks from NZ I guess (there was a Maori guy amongst them). They're like burly and..big, and they just kept toppling our floats(with us in it) at the Wave Pool! Like what?! We don't even know you! Haha yeah and they just had to topple us so many times that we got so fed up. (FYI, it's not an easy feat getting up to the float again, especially in the Wave Pool. Well just imagine all that wave.Haha.) The Wave Pool is a killer I tell you, it makes you so tired after that cos..it just does. Haha. Now I can finally understand why so many people died after the Titanic sank, I mean besides the icey water haha. Oh and 'Ular-lah' was great! We kept looking out for the cameras HAHA.

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What else, oh and the 'Shiok Pool' aka Lazy Pool! What fun we had sunbathing! ((: Not forgetting the bicycle riding thing too! Haha SUNBATHING.((: Oh well I guess all that fun is short-lived. Tragic. ): Pffft and I'M TANNED. LIKE RED! WHEEE *CLAPCLAP! My skin's itchy though, yuck.

Red o'meter: 8/10

Itchy o'meter: 11/10

wheee

Haha and so if you see me in school tmr, say hi, cos I'm neither an alien nor lobster. Thank you! (:

wheee

Psst, Lynette! We'd better have a class chalet at the eoy! You lazy monitress, stop procrastinating!

LUMPY!(not the stupid elephant) <020705>

Oh well I'M BLOGGING! *clapclap* Haha guess I gotta take my words back, I can never just keep to my words. Kick me, someone. Heheh and to tell you all the truth, I DO come online sometimes but I always appear offline. MUAHAHA. Kick me, someone. Morever, I'll be going Wild Wild Wet this coming Monday when I'll be having Chinese O's Oral the next day. Kick me, someone. Well, TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE DIVINE. Thank you. ((:

Guess I won't be able to live without using the computer at least twice a week. It's become my raison d'etre haha. Oh well, school had been pleasantly fine over the past week, except for that biology revision test which we were told only last minute, and when I mean last minute, I really mean last minute! Gah, damn the teacher.

...Her strong air radiated from unexpectedly soft features. Only her gaze was sharp, and the juxtaposition conjured images of a multilayered Renoir portrait...veiled but distinct, with a boldness that somehow retained its shroud of mystery...

Beautiful. (:

OH AND MY NEIGHBOUR'S GOT A BEAUTIFUL PUPPY! A CAVALIER KING CHARLES SPANIAL. NOT FAIR! AND HER NAME'S LUMPY HAHAHAHA. FREAKING ADORABLE! I'm gonna steal it one fine day! Shhhh

On a last note again, I love you guys! ((:

BUFFET YUMMY (260605)

Today's a really sad day, fancy typing this on the last day of freedom. It's a torture. ): Guess this blog will be rather stagnant after today, let's just hope this will not be the last entry. =/

Hm oh yeah had japanese buffet at Hanabi Restaurant for brunch! You know, that Japanese restaurant a street off Coronation Plaza? Yeah! Oh my, it was sheer Ambrosia! Had too much to take though, haha, had a rather lousy stomach after that. Well I couldnt be blamed! They had too much to offer. ((:

(i) 30 pieces of sashimi (Yes I counted!)
(ii) 2 Chawanmushi
(iii) 6 Shoshami(?) Yeah the pregnant fish, MY FAVOURITE. ((: Didnt have enough of it! And jolly jolly, one of the fish was PREGNANT-LESS so I didnt count that.
(iv) 2 pieces of barbequed eel
(v) 2 bowls of miso soup
(vi) almost 5 bowls of vege salad and 1 potato salad
(vii) A few pieces of fried prawns, ayee I dont know what it's called, yeah so fried prawns. (:

So freaking yummy! Dont miss out on it all you nuts! (:
Okay and I do hate myself for this past week. First, we were supposed to meet up in Sentosa, but it started pouring, so we jettisoned our plans. Then there was supposed to be choc buffet last night, but it ended up fully booked. ): All my hopes pinned on getting tanned and chocolate bingeing are all dashed.

Anyhow, went shopping with Grace instead and the Great Singapore Sales was SO HOT! Aiyah I dont know what I'm talking about, but yes! So freaking..HOT!! Everywhere we went, there were traces of sales! So it was happy walking, happy talking and happy shopping! Haha, um ended up walking to Far East, shopping for accesories. Oh and our dear Mr Daryl Lim called us at TWO PM to tell us that he just woke up. Someone please shoot him. Yay and I found that really pretty top I saw on the net at the Mango sales! Bought it, of course. (:

Hm this holiday had been rather..fulfulling? Though there were times when I actually did some revision, I feel that I hadn't done enough still. Well the prelims are not far from now and yet I'm still idling away, it's bad you know. ): Aiyah that's why I mentioned that this might be my last update. It's so tragic.

Therefore, this blog's gonna be very much..stagnanted. But of course I'd appreciate it very much if you nuts pop by and tag! I'll be really really happy! (: Haha alright, that's it for now. Let's just pray that the GSS will last till the end of the year, and of course, I'll get my ass to some intensive revision and to hell with coming online. So, if I DO ever come online OR blog, please give me a shelling down! I deserve some. Haha alright, on a last note, I love you guys as much as my mp3 player! (:

CHOCOLATE!(230605)

Grace calls her new lil unborn sibling Chocolate Choo Chacha. How lovely! ((:

I'll call mine(if my mom is not sterile yet) Woodbridge Foong Ren Yuan. How's that? Hahahahah.

I ROCK

Cause argument! (: <070605>

UPDATE(180605): Ok so just this morning, I discussed about cause argument with daddy and he just kept drilling into me that human created God cos our long dead ancestors needed an answer to everything that was happening around them, all that they needed to know about the creation of this Earth, this universe, and their existance. Yes, and so, they created God.

Can some nice caring people just leave a tag and make the mist around me disappear for good? Thank you. (:

have faith

Happened to read a book on philosophy yesterday which had two men debating the topic on how the universe came about, whether God made the Big Bang, or it just happened, yeah and I found it rather intriguing. (:

Ok so here it goes: If God did not create the Big Bang, then what made it happen?
Guy A: Of course, who else but the omnipotent God created such a massive explosion, that created life? The Big Bang cannot occur just like that, the universe cannot come into existance just like that, and so only God is capable of causing the Big Bang, which in turn created universe, galaxies, planets, Earth, and you.

Guy B: Oh so you've finally brought God into this argument. Alright, let's say if God is the mastermind behind the Big Bang, then, who was the mastermind behind God?
Guy A: You cannot underestimate the presence of God. He is the truth of life, of you and I.
Guy B: You see, you argue that the universe cannot appear just like that, that the Big Bang was created by God, and so why do you believers always stop at God? Don't you ever ponder WHO or WHAT created God? Can't we just let God perish from the picture and accept that the Big Bang just happened?
Guy A: I don't quite follow you.
Guy B: See, if God was behind the Big Bang, then do I suppose there's a God no.2 behind this God no.1, and a God no.3 behind God no.2, and so on? This infinite chain will never end, and we'll end up with a cluster of infinite gods!

Ok that's all that I remember. Well of course this argument had been slightly edited cos my brain is not some super brain that can store the exact conversation. Yes so, this is what they call a cause argument, or a cosomlogical argument. From my point of view, this universe cannot start from absolutely nothing, and that there must be a beginning. We all know, though, that nothing that begins to exist does so without a cause; nothing comes from nothing. For something to come into existance, there must be something that's already existing, without a history of a beginning or an end, and so we bring God into the picture, the eternal Creator.

Dependent beings cannot cause themselves. They are dependent on their causes. If there is no independent being, then the whole chain of dependent beings is dependent on nothing and could not exist. But they do exist. Therefore there is an independent being.

Yeah I know this is pretty dry but, think about it you nuts, do you choose to believe that the Big Bang happened without a cause, or that the Creator, our heavenly Lord, initiated it? Well, I choose to believe the latter! (:

have faith

Anyhow, I stole this from bestie's blog hahah :

A man was attacking the belief of God. He argued that the world just happened. As he spoke a soft tomato was thrown at him. "Who threw that?" he demanded angrily. A cockney from the back of the crowd replied, "No one threw it - it threw itself."

Squeeze your brain juice dry mannn. Mine's dead dry already.

ATTENTION ALL GOLDEN ROOSTER MAID AGENCY EMPLOYERS AND MAIDS

NO, THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS NOT ABOUT THE MAIDS GOING ON A STRIKE OR RUNNING AWAY LIKE MAD CHIK'INS, BUT ABOUT AN OFFICIAL GOLDEN ROOSTER MAID AGENCY GATHERING. YES YOU HEARD ME, GATHERING.

LOCATION: ONE FULLERTON
DATE: FRIDAY, 170605
TIME: NOT DECIDED

SO LET YOUR HAIR DOWN AND GET LOOSE, ALL YOU NUTS. IT'S PARTY TIME! LICK THOSE CHOCOLATE OFF YOUR BUMS!

Weird dreams aye! <130605>

I had such an odd dream last night! The landscape looked just like an unventured Singapore island in the 1800s, with atapped houses all over, such as by the sea and in the waters itself. Then there were coconut and banana tress all over the place, and in the middle of nowhere, our accomodation, which was a hostel lookalike, was situated awkwardly in the midst of those congested atap houses? Haha sounds funny aye! It looked like a village actually! Oh I was not alone btw, it seemed like it was an adventure camp or sth, with lots of students! Hahah oh yeah and here are the weird stuffs that I remember so very vividly! :

(i) Ms Kang (DM) told me that Yinyin had passed away due to some disease or sickness? Hahha! I can't remember what sickness it was but, yes it's stupid! Hahah and I cried buckets! ):
(ii) Lynette told me that she wanted to sneak out of the camp to go to M'sia(a few hours' drive away) just to get frenched by the sun for 10 minutes?!
(iii) We were having a kayaking competition and all the residents in the atap houses were cheering us on with banana leaves.
(iii) Some unknown guy sang me a love song.

Haha doesn't my dream just sound so cool! Coconut trees and atap houses! Hahha perfect scenario for my year end getaway! Wheeee ((:

REPLIES: (140605)

Lien- dumbo jumbo jumps and flies

Mojojojojojojojo- oh god you really love that monkey, dont you? Hahha aye my dream's not shit, it's damn right interesting! How can you insult it man haha. Cant you just imagine those villagers waving banana leaves?!

B-A-N-A-N-A!! <090605>

OH JEEZ IT'S JUNE ALREADY. LORD HELP ME, SAVE ME FROM THIS STRESS AND CATCH ME WHEN I FALL! thank you lord. (:

Hah! Guess what! While I was walking out of school to the bus stop, Lynette, Jolene and Sasa happened to be there and we spotted a victim! OUR victim! Heheh. Yes are you expecting what I'm gonna type next?! Oh man there seemed to be some telepathic reaction and mutual understanding between us as we spotted that miserable one! Let me re-enact the whole scene!

(i) I walked outta school and was heading for the bus stop
(ii) This cute lil china boy lookalike(6years old?) was walking towards my direction, back facing L, J and S (note: L, J and S were at the bus stop)
(iii) I waved hysterically at them and then L pointed violently at the lil boy, obviously planning to play the trick on him!
(iv) And so i outstretched my arms and gave the most obscenely happy look on my face, with a slight jog of course hahah! In no time I was making my way to the lil boy(Prank! Prank! Prank!)
(v) Oh yay and guess what! The lil boy had a smirk plastered across his face! Oh my he's damn cheeko.
(vi)Anyhow, I TOOK A TURN AND RAN PAST HIM!! Muahahah! HE TURNED BACK WITH A CONFUSED LOOK AND HE WAS SCRATCHING HIS HEAD!! Wheeeee cheeko boy! Haha we just burst out laughing! Serve cheeko boy right.

Oh my oh my that's the tale of the cheeko boy for you, and of course, how we enjoyed it so much! Hahaha I think we're ridiculously lame. The examination stress is getting to us eh? Hahah! Right. Imagine having to face Wang Li (Huang Li) for 2.5 hours? It turns you into nuts, seriously.

Oh btw, Wang Li irritated me very badly today. I mean, she asked me to answer this oral question about bao zhang bao dao, and when I hadn't even finished my explaination, she cut me off and said that I was getting my focus wrong! Damn shit. I had my focus right! I just needed 5 more seconds to complete my sentence and she had to cut me off. #$%@^@%&@*!! Anyhow, I explained the whole idea again to her after the lesson had ended and she said that it was a good factor. Jolly jolly, she made me look so useless in front of the entire class! Someone shoot her with a cannon.

Teenage angst teenage angst, ayeeee I'm getting so impatient nowadays, and violent too. Haha alright I gotta let Jill Marianne Ho read this now cos she's damn bored. So byeeee people! (:

BANANAS! <070605>

OH MAN TODAY WAS SUCH A CRAZY DAY!

(i) The music girls (except for Lien and Kristen) played mushroom in the music room today! Haha it was exhilarating! Like, we kept running round and round this row of tables cos the room was kinda small. BUT, that didnt stop us from playing like woodbridge runaways! Hahaha we played so much till we ended up laughing and rolling away on the floor and perspiring like nobody's business! It was madness! Hahaha.

(ii) Lynnette, Jolene and I headed to the gym in the afternoon. WE WERE SO MAD I SWEAR! Haha! We couldnt stop laughing and Jolene got so pissed with our singing. Hey dont get us wrong, Lynnette and I have got beautiful voices alright! Heheh, it's just that we kept repeating the same song and it got on her nerves. "SHH bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-8! It's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-8!" Hahah my dear Jolene, go cry in a corner and zibei! Hahahha ok you know that I'm kidding right ((:

(iii) Straight after workout, we went back to J8 for some drink and omgawd you'll never never dream of what we did! Hahah it was like, first we started stalking people (whoops this was before we set off to the gym hahah) and then we attempted to play a prank on other people! Heheh we took turns to walk behind a random someone and then one of us would run to the random someone, looking as if we were saying hi to them (our way of saying hi was to stretch out our arms real wide and look really really hyper) and then we'd just go round them and make them think that we were talking to them!! Hahahahah you should have seen their reactions! Damn freaking hilarious! We just couldnt stop laughing for nuts! ((((: I bet they felt quite embarrassed. Heheh.

(iv) Oh yes! Then there was this part when we dared Lynnette to talk to a mannequin and treat it as if it were a friend whom she hasnt seen for ages! Hahaha some guy thought that we were crazy and he kept staring at us! Oh man it was freaking funny hahah. Next, it was my turn! I actually went up to a girl and told her that she leaked when obviously she didnt. Hahaha she gave me the huh? look. Failed.

Anyhow, today was so whacky for me and I bet you're getting jealous. Haha alright I shall stop talking about all the happy stuffs, just in case it surpasses your happiness and I'll feel guilty. Lol fine byeeee!

YUWEN SHOT YOU WITH HER BAZOOOOKA, and no, her bazooka is not made with 2 bananas you farthead. Shut up and continue munching on your grass!

' you dont know who i am <050605>

You know what? I'm THAT bored as to browse through prom dresses online NOW. Someone save me. This can't go on! Someone please date me hurhur. ROXANE! date me quick quick. Hahaha.

Ayee I can't wait for this coming sunday! The Potatohood and Sisterhood are going out for a chocolet buffet! Wait. It's not the Sisterhood and Potatohood anymore, but more of the Golden Rooster Maid Agency! Haha okaay whatever. See! I'm going bonkers. Yes anyhow, we're finally gonna be going on an outing as a whole since Lynn's FINALLY coming! Haha. Um except for the bimbos. They're gonna be missing in action. Miss them so. =/

Ok I was kidding. Those bimbos will just be plain irritants.

monkey business =/ <010605>

i'll bet with you ten thousand million bucks that my new neighbours are keeping a monkey as a pet. serious! it sounds like a monkey but daddy said it's a puppy. =/ but im EXTREMELY SURE that it's a monkey they're keeping.

nobody can beat my sixth sense mannnn. shit the monkey's making so much noise again. someone please shoot it down with a bazooka. AHHHHH!

<300505>

Aye chinese o's was quite good, i must say! Surprise surprise, we'd done the bao zhang bao dao before! It came as such a shock. I mean, dont MOE set essay questions that we have never seen before?! It was the exact question that we had done for some test last year or sth! Sheesh MOE needs to be paid more, but who cares. Haha.

Wheeee went to town with Colleen and Xinjie! Alright it was supposed to be a primary school gathering BUT Eric, Jerik and Peiru were m.i.a. Eleanor, Raymond and a few others have vanished from the face of this earth. Hallelujah. Haha we had so much things to catch up with. Love you guys! (: we MUST meet up again on the third week! Heck if it's gonne be last minute job done. I just wanna meet you guys again! ((:

Haha yeah so we stoned, and stoned, and..stoned, for ages yet unknown. Met Samuel while stoning. His top sucked. Hey boy if you're reading this: YOUR TOP WAS AWFULLY AWFUL. Hahahaha (:

Seriously I have totally no idea what Mdm Rossenah's problem is. SHE DOESNT WANNA GIVE ME THE 3 CCA POINTS I WAS MEANT TO GET COS APPARENTLY I LEFT E-ORCH IN THE SECOND YEAR AND THE COMPUTER SYSTEM DOESN'T RECOGNISE MY CONTRIBUTIONS. pffffffffft i hate this. I could have gotten an A1 for my cca! Now I'm back to square one with a pathetic C5. I have no idea how I'm gonna apply for SA through DSA now. I'm getting desperate. Hm maybe He has some other plans for me. (:

Well anyhow, what's done cannot be undone. Guess I just have to do my best and He'll do the rest, pack up the pieces and get along with life. Alright, there's the acs ib openhouse tmr. Gonna be dropping by i guess. For now, bye folks! (:

twoooo weeeeekss of sccchhoooooool ):
YUWEN (:

<280505>

hm went over to mommy's office again to study. yeah STUDY. i studied hurhur. chinese o's on monday. well it was not that much of the studying that made me euphoric, IT WAS THE DRINK DISPENSER! oh man it drove me sooo crazy! it's like it dispenses mocha, teh terik, milo, cappucino, espresso etc etc etc. AND THEY'RE YUMMY! haha the drinks were just so fragrant and heavenly they made me go gaga! hurhur oh and teh terik+mocha=imported-from-heaven

then there was the scenic view from the office's staff lounge. it overlooked the whole CBD area, the sea and this small boat quay that i doubt anybody really take notice of it on the roads cos it aint that really conspicious. anyhow, the view from the top was just amazing. (:

the drink dispenser made my day ((:

MY DADDY'S MY IDOL (:

MY DADDY ROCKS MY SMELLY SOCKS!

guess what? MR A______ STAYS IN THE BLOCK BESIDE MINE!! it's a nightmare you know

me: daddy why didnt you tell me that mr a_____ lives near us!?
daddy: i didnt want you to set his house on fire
me: right. did he just move in or sth?
daddy: i guess so. it was only last year that i first saw him around the area
me: oh no..then i guess we cant go to the market for breakfast anymore, just in case he dines there too.
daddy: well we just have to avoid patronising the stall that he likely will
me: huh? you even know which stall?!
daddy: yeah aint it obvious? of cos it's the prata stall.
-.-
yes Mr A_____ is an indian. HAHAH MY DADDY'S JUST SO FREAKING RACIST BUT i still love him, yes i do (:

OKAY i shall blog for you since you're rather lousy at it BUT UNFORTUNATELY i've to go now, you know, get out of your small house :/ and go back to school, oooggy but i'll sing a song for you la, since you let me use the computer.

TWO LITTLE BIRDS SITTING ON THE TREE, ONE NAME YU WEN, ONE NAME SPACIE. LIGHTNING STRUCK AND YU WEN DIED (:

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
xoxo; your superfriend spacie

i need chocolates <180505>

before we know it,

it's gonna be all over.

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right, the mye results are dampering my spirits. i need some encouragement! maybe some retail therapy will solve my problems. (: hah yes i know im daydreaming.

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erh let's see. ive just gotten my english, social studies, biology and chemistry papers today. HORRENDOUS RESULTS i tell you.

(paragraph)

english- 53.6/100 it's not very bad actually, or maybe it is.

ss- 26/50 pffft sucked

biology- shant disclose it

chemistry- 68.5/100 yucks

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yeah, so see for yourself how im gonna screw my way to some lousy jc. ): ciao and have fun! hurhur.

i need a coffin that's filled with chocolates! (:

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JOLENE KOH:
IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE SO SCREWED.
YOU SAID THAT WE'D BE MUNCHING CHEESE PRATAS AND SLURPING MILO DINOS TODAY, THIS VERY MORNING.
WHERE ARE YOU?!
NOW IM LEFT WITH MYSELF,
MUNCHING ON LEFTOVER RAISIN BUNS AND SLURPING MILK THAT'S GONNA GET SOUR IN A DAY'S TIME.
WHERE ARE YOU?!
I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR CALL! ):

HAPPY HAPPY DAY! (: <130505>

Haha how much fun we had today! Went to town with jolene and xy and we ended up walking around instead of watching the decided Amityville Horror. XY WAS LATE. haha and jolene got rather pissed with her and all. started all the quarrelling and bitch fights again. =/ yeah and i was the peace maker! think i was quite successful this time round. they settled down after five minutes! im just getting so good at it ((:
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haha anyhow, spent much of our time taking photos. that's how bored we were. hurhur. oh and this was the ridiculous part:
1) walked around in cine and we met vicka and gabe
2) gabe exclaimed in disapproval and i was wondering why
3) then i saw what she was wearing
4) house t-shirt and some pyjamas it was
5) she looked damn right ridiculous
6) haha and then i turned around and there was masa and lausanne!
7) then there was the chit chattering and all
8) haha THEN, jiemin and gang walked pass!
9) mini st.marg's gathering
10) and so that's the end of this story of the Mini Sm Gathering (:
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haha how fun it was. yeah maybe i should post some of the photos we took. it was damn right hilarious i tell you. haha i love the post exam period (: hurhur but technically speaking, my exams officallly ends TOMORROW. yes it's a saturday i know. but my piano teacher must have forgotten or whatever. yes okay so enjoy your friday people! so long folks! (:

GOOD DAY FRIENDS! (: <100505>

i slept my afternoon away! slept it away! HOW WONDERFUL ((: maybe i should have utilised my time more wisely by practising some a math huh.

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e math was total rubbish today. I LEFT TEN MARKS WORTH OF LOCUS QUESTIONS BLANK. how dumb can i get?! the answer: VERY. it's so very saddening to know that i just threw TEN freaking marks into the big dirty drain. i just feel like screaming my lungs out and let them fly as far as possible. and so can you imagine the wave of shock i felt when i saw the piece of plain paper staring at me and me staring at it when i was tying the papers up? i just felt so giddy, my feelings made worse by the slight headache. I FEEL LIKE STRANGLING MYSELF AH

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yay how's the feeling of losing ten marks just like that huh? ten marks ten marks ten marks..

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ok let's get on to the happier and more delightful stuffs. i bought a new bagpack! like finally! the tote bag's irritating me so very badly. it's the worst kinda bag you can bring to school. on top of that, it looks very bimbotic.(and i know what you're thinking, NO IT DOESNT SUIT ME.thank you(: ) hurhur.

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ok gotta get back to my books. adios world! ((:

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You scored as Intrapersonal. You prefer your own inner world, you like to be alone, and you are aware of your own strengths, weaknesses, and feelings. You learn best by engaging in independent study projects rather than working on group projects. People like you include entrepreneurs, philosophers and psychologists. Intrapersonal 86% Logical/Mathematical 79% Verbal/Linguistic 79% Bodily/Kinesthetic 79% Musical/Rhythmic 75% Visual/Spatial 75% Interpersonal 71% The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences created with QuizFarm.com hey YOU dont mess with me. im gonna be someone BIG (: hurhur