That's how my hostel looks like! Gosh it's getting me all excited already :) They even have packages where I get to preorder what I want in my room (bedsheets, computer/lappie, handphones etc etc) & it'll be right there once I check in, how cool is that!

But ah, I still feel depressed now & then just thinking about leaving everything behind in Singapore where I really really call home. 2008's been a complete rollercoaster adventure for me please. From temp-ing at Maybank, to spending quality time with my friends & making new friends, it leaves me with greater despair to be leaving than I'd ever imagine cos 2008's been like a dream come true, seriously. &then there's Justin, thanks for making me the person that I am today :) Though we may not be on good terms now, I still wish that you be happy &that we'll be talking to each other again properly one fine day.

& goodbye to clubbing! I once said that partying's just a phase that I want to live through, & I sure did :) So now, I'm keeping to my promise & kissing Partying goodbye in the ass. No more calling me a Party Animal honeys! It's left me with good memories & great friends, that I'll never ever forget or give up :)

To Yingjing my honey/Party Queen/everything you ask for in a girlf, I've had so much fun with you you you, I'm not sure how 2009 will be like without you (like most of it la huh), but I'm sure 2009 will be great for us both! Through up&down, in&out, you've been there for me all the time. Hahaha ilubsxchoobitch, truly madly deeply :) (& THANKS FOR YOUR NY'S WISH FOR ME TO BE SKINNIER, FOR THAT I'M WISHING FOR YOU TO BE PRETTIER, though I know it'll be very apparent that it's impossible, not that you're pretty enough - which I know you'll say- but because your ugliness is beyond repair)

To Lulu/Amanda/Pearly/LQ, Party Queens too please! (Except for LQ) But your company throughout this year meant the most to me & I really enjoyed all the time spent with you lovelies. Continue to suffer in school while I have a month left to play woots! LOVELOVE

To Grace/Wensheu/Cunbin, WHAT MORE TO SAY BUT ILU, seriously we've been fwenxxx since forevaxxx & we never fail to have so much fun &laughter whenever we hang out. What to do, fwenx for life what teehee :)

To Jolene Koh, sorry I always owe you $$$ teehee, but you know I love you so much ah! All the bitching &shopping sessions, you've been an undying fan of my company I know hehehehe. I know 2008's been great for you, cos got HZ whatxx. Hahaha

To Enling/Grace, I've grown so much in the Lord due in part to your support this whole year. Thanks for everything, you girls have been such great gifts from Him to me :)

To ZY/CW, hello noobs I dont think you guys will read this but whatzeeheck, the end of 2008 wouldnt have been as fun if not for you guys!

To Yolanda/Janice, what more can I say, you girls have been one of the best things that has ever happened to me seriously. I miss laughing &talking so ever loudly with you both, to heck with passerbys giving us weird stares all the time! Hahahah, I can never have enough of you two bitches :)

HAPPY NEW YEAAAAR EVERYONE, may you be blessed with an abundance of love joy peace faith & hope in 2009!

Maggie Mee's the new burger, now that's something else that I cant get enough of :)

Friday was coolios, we brought our own bottles &wound up drinking at the playground outside Zouk, what a great way to save money huh! Clapclap, good job kids :) This Christmas has been pretty quiet though, I dont feel the festive aura at all! Save for Wednesday's sabre/Santarina hats up attempts. What's happened to the good ol' Christmas songs slash decorated trees slash Santassss? :(

The saddest thing was, the only Christmas present that I got myself got smashed by S. I loved my sabre, for that one night exclusively. And the only other Christmas presents were Grace Mui's sheep packed in a plastic bag, & ZY's Final Theory Test notes.

Peaceeee out.
(And yes, yoga/redwine/sudoku are my only sustenances, tweaze)

Anw Lulu has a very funny story of our ohsoveryexciting Christmas eve night, here you go!

Zohemgee, yesterday was drama to the maxxxx with Sean running here there everywhere outside Zouk in his drunken stupor. Just imagine 4 people running after him just to pin him down (actually make it 3, I couldnt be bothered anymore), but luckily for me they didnt run far cos S tripped over some chain thing &fell humtydumty outside GrandCorpthone. Then ran again &he just laid down outside Zouk (seriously embarrassing) right on the toes of Patricia Mok &her fwenxx. One of the best things that happened that night seriously:

Sean: (Pomp, landed on the ground)
PM's friend: Omg is he okay? (Attempts to help S)
PM: (Pulls friend back) Nvm nvm this kind nvm, just dont care about him.

After that was just..craziness. He even pinned Zhiwei to the wall without knowing who he was please. Thank God for these 2 guys who came to help Lulu &I with S when the guys were not there, else S would prolly have just ran off &disappeared onto the Orbituary Page.

MERRY CHRISTMAS HONS :) I was so helpful last night, Santa should give me a hugexxxxx present :)

I is so loser, alwayslosingmyvoiceafterpartying.

I need a good scream, & I'm gonna screaaaam till Janice in LA can hear me. YJ, I is so sian. Anw you know I lubsx eu the most yeahyeahyeah (ohemgee reminds me of Mercy)

And excuse me while I feel like such an idiot, saying dumb things only when I drink cos that's where I get my courage from.
GoOdByEexx to senseless babblings.

Shit &just when I thought I'd evaded the very watchful/cautious/mistrustful/skeptical/disbelieving (of my angelic behaviour) eyes of The Mommy last night(at 2.30am to be precise), The Daddy called me five minutes ago &said, "Hi, still having trouble with your drinking tastebuds?"

ZZZ, very funny Daddy.

Attempt to be sober No. xxxxx has failed.
Hello Kids, our attempts at chilling need to be redefined, it's been very fatal/detrimental/baleful/malignant/ruinous. I should do more yoga to keep myself at peace, ommm.

Can any kind soul teach me how to do a Forwardbend without having to curve my back?!

I'm getting pissed off with my dismal and lacklustre performance in yoga cos..I'm not at all very flexible & my thigh muscles aren't giving me a perfect boost, they hurt like shit. I must train train train hard. My mom should have had tied me to a chair for constantly running away from ballet classes. Mommy why didnt you....

P.S I BROKE MY NAIL ZZZ

I was walking into the kitchen when I saw my Dad,
staring into the soup,
watching the meat cook

IN A SLOW COOKER SOME MORE.

That wazzz the first time when I saw Lulu get back up from dancing Low, not bad at all honey! Hahahaha. Andrew &Tim were there too, but no picturexx sorry kids teehee. Andrew was gone throughout the night, esp after his Graveyard at 3am. Seriously, just imagine that. Nobody drinks so hardcore when the party's gonna end at 4am please. Hahahha. Tanny & Lizard very funny, I like! But I wished they'd like us the same way too zzz :(

AND I SAW ICE OHEMGEE, SHE'S WORKING AT ZIRCAAAAAAA

We totally screamed &hugged each other like nobody's business hahahaha, what loveeee, pui.

Phuture last night was so impromptu, we didnt even plan for it! YJ and I were in shorts and birks, just imagine please. Zhiyong & Chengwei's friend got us in through the guest list, we were how lucky seriously. So yeah, paaaaaartaye liked rockstarxx from 12. What happened to our plan to chill man kids, I never knew that Phuture was in the context of chilling, seriously. (Hello YJ, that was aimed at you btw!)

...

And yes I stood up while ZY was driving, but no I was not at risk of getting blown away. YJ YOU DONT MAKE ME EXPOSE YOU HOR

...

Martell killed us

...

I sold my zoukout ticket at a discount

...

Me is so stupid.

Damn f-ed up.

And why is bittorrent taking such a long time. Everything's Damn f-ed up.

yingjing says:
HURRY ACCEPT ALLL
yingjing says:
why transfre so slow
YUWEN says:
EH YOU STUPID AH
YUWEN says:
3 BY 3 CAN OR NOT
yingjing says:
zz
yingjing says:
LOL FF SIA
yingjing says:
FIERCE FUCK

yj needs to flush her brains, badly.

Did yoga today (yes I've decided to continue doing yoga! I have too much free time in my schedule once again) before yj came down to town just to keep me company before my next lesson, which was 5h apart! She is lovelovelove :) We met Revan Kelvin &Zhiwei after that for some Christmas Shopping Loving, totally funny to the maxxxxx man these fellows, totally l-o-l all the way down town. My love buds are f-tards :)


YUWEN says:
you're officially black sheep of polo
derrick says:
and you are bao face sheep of polo
YUWEN says:
EXCUSE ME
NO MORE PAU FACE HOR
you also pau face lor just that nobody's ever told you that!
derrick says:
oh you too long never see me
confirm no pao face
anyway even at my most pao time, also nowhere near yours lor

YUWEN says:
you is annoying@hotmail.com
derrick says:
no no i dun use hotmail

Say Hi to Derrick Ong, my Waterpolo teacher-in-charge.
And all my loving to Enling &Grace Mui :)

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And just when I've thought I was ready to call it a night on MSN-land at 2 am...

people should learn to relax says:
haha andrew is dancing in my room!
YUWEN says:
HAHAHA
people should learn to relax says:
to T-Pain - Church


people should learn to relax says:
HI TYBNHIS IOS ANDREW
people should learn to relax says:
I AM VERY HIGH HAHAH
people should learn to relax says:
TIM WENT TO GET WATAH

Andrew & Tim are two (too) very happy people. It's Tim using Andrew's msn btw, if you're confused. Hahahha. And then for the rest of the night, they caught the I Is Twits virus, they ishh veri hee-la-lious


people should learn to relax says:
eh brb ill go take a shower
people should learn to relax says:
ill leave you with andrew haha
YUWEN says:
hahaha is he still damn high
people should learn to relax says:
ITS TOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
people should learn to relax says:
I SAID ITSSSSSSS TOOOOOO LAAAAAAAATE TO AAPOOOOOOOOOOOOLOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE
YUWEN says:
omg
YUWEN says:
HAHAHHAHA
YUWEN says:
HELLO ANDREW
people should learn to relax says:
hahahhaha
people should learn to relax says:
whaaaaaats up homey!



people should learn to relax says:
anasthesia
people should learn to relax says:
anesthetic
people should learn to relax says:
eh how to spell ar
people should learn to relax says:
#$%#$%
people should learn to relax says:
ana
people should learn to relax says:
ane
people should learn to relax says:
anenananenena
people should learn to relax says:
wah very shag



I just have to do this la, too funny

I have extremely delightful friends, really :)

Case1:
YUWEN says:
haha okay goodnight (:
talk to you tmr or sth
.:zy:. says:
yeahhh nite nite. hope you dream of me letting you drive my car


Case2:
`zhihao says:
went to the airport
went for a chinese massage
fixed my com
went for dinner
not bad la quite eventful

YUWEN says:
yeah not bad la quite eventful
clapclapclap

`zhihao says:
tmr
i got driving lesson
then ill pack my room
not bad la quite eventful

`zhihao says:
YUWEN says:
yeah not bad la quite eventful
YUWEN says:
clapclapclap

`zhihao says:
thursday i dunno what to do. but theres dont forget e lyrics at 8pm
not bad la quite eventful

`zhihao says:
YUWEN says:
yeah not bad la quite eventful
YUWEN says:
clapclapclap

YUWEN says:
ARENT YOU ANNOYING

Case3:
yingjing says:
Did I wake you, were you sleepin’, were you still in the bed?
Or is a nightmare keepin’ you up instead?
Oh baby, are you feelin’ guilty for what you did?
If you think you’re hurtin’, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet
Was it really worth it?
Was she everything, that you were looking for?
(To) Feel like a man
I hope you know that, you can’t come back
Cause all we had is broken like shattered glass

BRITNEY'S
YUWEN says:
YOUR FAVOURITE OMG
PLEASE DONT GET THE PARTY STARTED YET

yingjing says:
HAHA YET


Case4:

people should learn to relax says:
maybe ill be a male escort
i heard the pay is good
YUWEN says:
HAHHA
people should learn to relax says:
hahahaha
YUWEN says:
OHPLEASE
do you think you'll even have business?
hahahhaa
people should learn to relax says:
so easy i just yakyakyakyak
and all the clients will be
he he ha ha he he ha ha
YUWEN says:
HAHAHHA
SERIOUSLY

I really hate how you and your friends go around judging people (dont get me started at judging you), whether was it in the past or even now. Cos seriously, who are you to tell me what I am, you're not even God. We're all made differently but in His image, so judge me and you're judging Him.
You're a bastard through and through (your friends too).
I really had enough.

BURGERS ARE LUBSXX.
Hello, I just felt like proclaiming my love for something and I thought hey, I really really love burgers!

There :)

So last night saw me & yj at ButterFac, helping Jacob &Joshua for the NJ Postprom party that they were organising. I was the Door Bitch yo :D The other door bitch damn hot i tell you, me is so inferioooor

Anw so freaking fun last night pweasexx, so many funny things happened, kids trying to justify their friends' entries (some didnt bring ID/EZlink AT ALL CAN YOU IMAGINE), kids looking pretty, kids looking..cute. Ah club club club after that left yj totally immobile (again, that pussy drunkard HAHA), time passed in a FLASH, we is getting too annoyednoyednoyed

Anw I just saw this dvd sales thing online and they were selling,
Han(d)cock (uncensored)
Over my dead body will I watch that (porno, if it is)

Suntannin' Lovin' with Grace today left me utterly burnt aka on Red Lobster alert once again. It's burninnnng man oh no no no, mah face's so gonna peel (banana) peel peel (banana)

I find myself reading Mary E. F.'s poem over & over again, replaying the scene when Mrs McCluskey stands at the baseball pitch reading that poem for Ida before Lynette sprinkles her ashes on the pitch.

It makes me feel sad over & over again. I dont want to die. Worse, I never knew that learning to drive could cause mild depression.

Bev Hill Chihuahua is so brainless, I totally lubsxx it.
Hahaha, YJ is love, to watch it w me though she's already watched it :)

Today was a jolly horleegeeber day, I got owned by the driving instructor cos I was constantly speeding. (Today I reached 80km/h, & his brain temperature reached 80deg C too. Just imagine the fire horns emerging you get what I mean?)

Bad bad day. Each time I break at the traffic lights, the break's so sudden that we'd both end up flying, things at the backseat all flying too. The driving instructor had to keep picking things off the floor, that's why he got so pissed. Sheeeesh

Bad bad day. There was this ahpek at the train station, asking me randomly,
Uncle:"Ni shi zhong guo ren ma?"
("Are you from China?")
Me:"Uh, no."
Uncle:"Oh sorry, you look too fair."

HELLO UNCLE, EYE CHECKUP?
(TICK)
HELLO UNCLE, YOU WANT A BOX IN THE FACE?
(TICK)

No la I'm kidding, really. Anw immediately after that, I zoomzoom to YJ's house for a tan hahaha. That girl was horleegeeber please, still sleeping when it was already 2pm, tak buleh tahan.

Church was great yesterday, with Grace &Enling :) I'm so glad to be back, really glad.


My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer.
Give my regards to soul and romance
They always did the best they could.

Gosh, Humannnnnn.

YUWEN says:
I WILL
NEXT FRIDAY
for you i will (:
hahahhaa
two tight slaps
make him the deflated faced burger king
hahahaha

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J. says:
I HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE
a long time
maybe he photoshop hahah
YUWEN says:
ya you'e right
photoshop for that bimbo
hahaha
J. says:
HIMBO
HAHA
YUWEN says:
I THINK
HE FITS A BIMBO MORE THAN A HIMBO
HAHAHHAA
J. says:
yeah quite true!
:D

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YUWEN says:
HAHAHHA
omg he's so hiong seriously
J. says:
hiao
you mean
HAHAHHA

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I HOPE BOONKIAT READS THAT AND FLIP AND DIE HAHAHHA

I SO LUBSXX JANICE LIU

I'm feeling terribly bored (I mean lonely).
I've got no one to talk to, my girlfriends are all busy.
I should just talk to God now (I mean later)
Goodbye Peanut World.

And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go

My too-interesting life.

Mambo on wednesday was so fun with YJ, Yolanda & her frisbee fwenxx! I should have taken a video of Yo on stage during the PCD selection thing HAHA our layday got into the finals &won a phone omg! Clapclapclap

Anw now we've got 2 new abbreviations for guys we deem too young/immature/noobie for Zouk (if you think that we're some Laoniang who's trying to judge, WE ARE NOT, it's just an inside joke :D ) & they're SD (not Slut Dance) & NB (not Nabeh). Okay those who wanna know, text me or give me a call, we'll laugh about it over tea or something :)

LOL

P/S Invisible Monsters is great, Gracie Poo!

P/P/S I'M A MAJOR SUCKER FOR XMASSSS so if you happen to look like Santaclaus, sing Xmas songs & carry a Xmas tree around, then I'm so ready to fall for you.

P/P/P/S I'm not kidding.

Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.

- Mary Elizabeth Frye

I want someone to read this at my funeral leh please, maybe I'll really get into a car accident one day

Driving is cool as hell (paradoxical pleaseee, me so pro at engrish), it's my second lesson & the uncle thinks I'm good already he let me drive at that narrow hill road at Pierce Reservoir for some monkey-sightseeing! Then vrrroooom at 70km/h & he didnt complain either hahaha (obviously he'll ask me to slow down when the traffic's heavy).

Me: Eh can I overtake the lorry he's very slow
The U: Eh you siao ah you &the lorry both going at 60 you want to cut?!

Driving is cool as hell.

You know what's amazing?


It's to be all the way at Bukit Gombak Stadium
&bumping into my dear old Yolanda there
Not that we've grown tired of bumping into each other
ALL THE TIME in J8
:)

My Woooonder(bra)womans (plus Janice) are gonna pay me a visit in Aus next year YAAAAY!
Oldchungkeeoldchungkeealwaysmakesmyday :D

SOMEONE RETURNED MY LOST RETAINERS TO ME ME ME
OMG HOW AMAZING RIGHT
THE COFFEESHOP UNCLE ACTUALLY KEPT MY RETAINERS
AND REMEMBERED THEY WERE MINE
MIND YOU, IT WAS A MONTH AGO WHEN I LOST IT OKAYKAYKAY

HE'S MY SUPERMAN

I know Love's game play & its rules, but my heart plays its own games too. Still, my love is not casual and my feelings are real. Guess I'm too faint-hearted for Love's games, or rather, insufficient.

I'm what they call a Screwed-Up.

Wouldn't it be so fantabulous if my children could grow up to have all the loving from my Oldies Starsxxx?

Like, "Hey Kids I want you to meet my scandals, Barry Tina Diana Cher Rod Bread ABBA AirSupply Cat and John!"
What a dream come true but hey,
Too bad my lovers would prolly have been dead by then.

P-tee.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Ah, yes Jon Tee I've never been as mega a bummer as I'm now.
Do you have a problem with that?
Hahahaha

&Amanda's Yoda, I'm Jedi.
She's Master Bummer woots!
Okay this is getting nowhere. Anyhowssss I've been eating like a piglet(soon to be a full grown sow, give me a week) &this must stop! You know, visiting the library's an excoose - I always end up gobbling up food at J8 basement.
This
is
so
scary.

I'm getting scary. Okay stopstopstop, all these whinings' making me even hungrier. It's not helping that I was craving for McGriddles at 2am, plus I got a phonecall at 5am from a certain idiot who told me to order McGriddles. Nabeh

AND PEOPLE, PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR MYFASHIONBIKE@LJ!

Yingjing & I are starting something pretty cool & I cant wait for it to be fully completed, up &running :D

No more falling away, life's still as rosy!
Word Challenge &Desperate Housewives are so part of my life now I swear. Emo-ing is so passe. You know whenever I'm unoccupied, random letters will just run through my mind &I'll start to form words, as in Word Challenge! How ludicrous but hahaha, too fulfilling (as of now, life is too boring). So yeah, never a chance to emoooo so please don't ask me how I am cos I'm so fine.

Look Ma, Whack me
:)