Shit &just when I thought I'd evaded the very watchful/cautious/mistrustful/skeptical/disbelieving (of my angelic behaviour) eyes of The Mommy last night(at 2.30am to be precise), The Daddy called me five minutes ago &said, "Hi, still having trouble with your drinking tastebuds?"

ZZZ, very funny Daddy.

Attempt to be sober No. xxxxx has failed.
Hello Kids, our attempts at chilling need to be redefined, it's been very fatal/detrimental/baleful/malignant/ruinous. I should do more yoga to keep myself at peace, ommm.