We were having dinner at some Thai restaurant at Railmall..

YJ: Can we have the jasmine rice for free?
Waitress: ...huh, cannot la...
Me: Dont be like that la, Vday is around the corner, share the love!
Waitress: ...

After a while..
CW: Is the jasmine rice for free?
Waiter: Haha, no.

Epic fail. So when ZY (our unknowing victim) arrived, we told him that there was a promotion and the rice was for free, but he's got to ask for it.

ZY: Huh really ah?! Why so good
Us: Yeah but you've got to ask for it then they'll give you!
ZY: (Scans us) Eh how come I feel like this is a scam
(ZY calls waiter)
ZY: Hey can I have rice?
Waiter: Ok
(Waiter walks away)
Us: Eh actually bluff you one la, the rice isn't for free HAHA

ZY: EH WAITER COME BACK I DONT WANT THE RICE