Okay I'm f-ing pissed off with my roommate already. He completely created an unsightly mess in the kitchen last night but didnt clean up. F him la. Okay I'm so hypocritical, he just walked in the house and I just smiled and said hi to him still. Whatever, like seriously okay, I even helped to clean the stove already, which is really my limit. My hands are coarse now ALL BECAUSE OF HIM. Slapslapslap bitch. Okay give me a boost pill, I'm gonna confront him now.

(Okay give him one brownie point for wearing his shades while chopping onions.)

The fire alarm went off again just now, and almost immediately before I evacuated out of my room, I tried to call Veron to ask her if it was Kenneth who burnt another chinaplate in the microwave. But anw, I found out later that it was Bjorn's room that caused it hahaha, hilarious I swear. Apparently the guys were frying fish fingers, and it got too smoky so they opened the front door, YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW SMOKY IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT IT TRIGGERED THE FIRE ALARM. So funny cant stop laughing

First time when it was the chinaplate, Kenneth and HS had a ridiculous scene..

HS: (calling K) Eh you know there're a lot of people downstairs, got fire!
K: Dont worry, I was the one who started the fire.

OHEMGEE NGYINGJING ARE YOU SERIOUS THAT YOU'RE COMING?

ARE YOU SERIOUS ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SERIOUS?
OHEMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Friends, I miss all of you so damn much. It's different, the feeling's so different. It's hollow within me. I need my bitches here with me, I need my gossipgirls here with me, I need them to laugh with me and to let me know that everything's the same and love everlasting. Here, when I fail, it's free fall and so raw, the comfort blanket nonexistant. We come in a package, but now I stand alone. I cant portray myself the same way as I always do, it's just so different. School opens tomorrow, I'll do what's best for me, I'll bury myself in work.
Let's harvest this heart, not the sorrow.

This message goes out to all my Loves, I love and miss all of you so damn bloody much.

Whoopie, my roomie is making pancakes. PANCAKES, when apparently he cant really cook (from my observation that is). My mom's equally scared, says she's gonna scoot before he finishes cooking so he wont have the chance to offer her any of it. Hi Sam if you're reading this, I ate one pancake okay :)

Supre shopping blitz got me in bigbigbig trouble.

Elder bro: Do you want to see my brother's diapers?

Younger bro: (Flashes diapers)

OMG I'M FINALLY SETTLED IN.

HAHAH THE WEATHER'S DAMNDAMN TEMPERAMENTAL, WORSE THAN PMS. IT'S DAMN COLD IN THE MORNINGS, I CAN STAY IN THE HOT SHOWER FOR AN HOUR AND BE TOO HUMJI TO STEP OUT OF IT. IN THE AFTERNOON, IT CAN BE DAMN WINDY, TOTALLY CHILL TO THE BONES, INSTANT ICEPOPPED. AT NIGHT, DONT EVEN MENTION IT, I NEED THE HEATER TO STAY ALIVE. AND IMAGINE KIDS, IT'S ONLY SUMMER. HOW TO SURVIVE THROUGH WINTER YOU TELL ME?

DAMN FUNNY TOO, MY ROOMIE'S AN ANGMOH GUY(YES VERY WEIRD, MINE'S A DISCREPANCY CASE), BUT HE'S VERY SHY HAHA, AND HE DOESNT DO HIS DISHES OMGZZZ. TOTALLY ATTRACTED A COCKROACH LAST NIGHT, WHICH YOURS TRULY BRAVELY DUMPED INTO THE LOO (CUE SKIP TO THE LOU). Yeah I do his dishes secretly so he wont feel paisay, nice right :) teehee

Anw I've been doing damn a lot of shopping for electrical appliances/household stuffs/groceries. One day the trolley was too full, we attempted to push it all the way back to the hostel room WHICH MY MOM GOT A WARNING FOR HAHAHA, trolleys are not allowed into the hostel. (Cos I made her push the trolley back downstairs teeheehee, me scared paisay). There are tons of Asians here too, so I'm not all that worried. My new Singaporean friends are love, so funny, I can die laughing. Skipped some hostel party to play pool/table soccer/table tennis with them, gonna go shopping tmr too, I cant wait :) OH AND THE CLOTHES HERE ARE DAMN CHEAP AND YUMMY, SUPRE FCUK BLAHBLAHBLAH SHOP UNTIL I DIEEEEE but not yet la, I've been looking at them only and not buying, mommy will scold/nag. Wait for her to return to Singapore first :D

KRISPYKREMES HERE TOO, ANYONE WANTS ANY? :)

Bye Friends

Only 3 words,

I love you.

I looked at old fb pictures (yeah la not very old but still, few months already!) and it's so nostalgic. All our partying, goofing around, outings..ohemgee and new friends, new gossips, new bitchings. The feeling is so URGH, like seriously. In fact I doubt I'll seriously tear later, just sad I guess. Fwenxx, please go home before 8. I know I shouldnt turn back, but JUST IN CASE I turn around and look at all of you on the opposite side of the glass, I'll really seriously drown myself in tears. That would really have sucked I swear.

I just want my promised Chanel 2.55 NOW HAHAHA

AHHH this is prolly my last blog post in Singapore. Bye lovers, bye fwenxs, bye Pineapple Tarts. I'll really miss everything, everyone. Dinner at home just now was pretty quiet, as usual, and I liked it. That was prolly my last dinner at home as well. Ohwell, at least I'm done packing the check-in luggage (only). For the rest, well I've done my best and God will do the rest (RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?! Luggages if you're reading this, please have some sense to grow some hands and pack the remaining shit into yourselves) hahahaha I'm feeling ohtoolazy to do anymore shit packing SO BYEBYE SINGAPORE, (I'LL) STAND UP FOR (YOU) SINGAPORE, REALLY.

Vday will be so zzzzzzzzz

Give me one more day (to pack) OHGOD

Eh time is moving ohtoofast, I dont want to leave ah! Some superhero come save me from Mr Time please, we'll fly into the sky together whoosh.

Now that i tried to
talk to you and make you understand
all you have to do
is close your eyes and just reach out your hand
and touch me
hold me close
dont ever let me go

"lets see, sat night i was woken up at like 2 am in the morning by LIM BOON KIAT who called like i dont know 3 times very urgently so i was like WHATS THE EMERGENCY OMG WHAT HAPPENED (i dont know why i was thinking there was a fire in my head, i think its cos i was watching too many movies with explosions in them a few hours earlier HAHAHHA) and so apparently he and and the foongster were making a bet to see if i would pick up the phone. like THANKS AH! so i stayed up for an hour and talked to them and then went back to bed at like 3 plus."

JANICE LIU HAHAHA, WAS PUNKED.

Crystal Jade steamboat buffet killed us I swear, ordered too much of everything, and we had the challenging task of clearing all the food WHICH WAS SIMPLY HILARIOUS.

We should have taken Before & After pictures of our endeavour: completely excited before the steamboat buffet and completely saddled with fatigue after the meal. We even squeezed pork liver/dumplings/noodle/pork into our mouths just to puke them all out in the toilet thereafter HAHA, DINER DASH. The waitresses totally blacklisted our table la, the leader of the (bitch) wolf pack told the other waitresses not to clear our unfinished plates zz I HATE HER. Wadevazzz, we had our Diner Dash trick :) One waitress cleared our cooked-food-carefully-hidden-inside tissues/under prawn shells plates and got scolded lololol sorry maaaan, we feel the pinch to pay for the unfinished food :)

I seriously think we're blacklisted, I'll not be surprised to see our pictures pasted outside CJ's restaurants one day like serioussssly.

P.S you should see how painful it was for YJ to even eat one leaf of a spinach towards the end.
P.P.S or how Tong Jiayi was on the verge of killing me for ordering 2 potions of pork.
P.P.P.S or Pearl and her stoned someone-save-me face.

Love :)

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TO YJ: Please stop exposing yourself, and me.

We were having dinner at some Thai restaurant at Railmall..

YJ: Can we have the jasmine rice for free?
Waitress: ...huh, cannot la...
Me: Dont be like that la, Vday is around the corner, share the love!
Waitress: ...

After a while..
CW: Is the jasmine rice for free?
Waiter: Haha, no.

Epic fail. So when ZY (our unknowing victim) arrived, we told him that there was a promotion and the rice was for free, but he's got to ask for it.

ZY: Huh really ah?! Why so good
Us: Yeah but you've got to ask for it then they'll give you!
ZY: (Scans us) Eh how come I feel like this is a scam
(ZY calls waiter)
ZY: Hey can I have rice?
Waiter: Ok
(Waiter walks away)
Us: Eh actually bluff you one la, the rice isn't for free HAHA

ZY: EH WAITER COME BACK I DONT WANT THE RICE

OH BTW, I did something a few nights back that I'm extremely proud of myself for, Ifreakingkilledacockroach :) It was playing hide&seek with me while I was using the com in my bro's room, near 2am, me thinks. Anw so there it was, making incessant fluttering noise and killing the silence that made it inexcusable for me to extinguish it. So I whisked out the cockroachticide and charged at that creature, which in its defence flew around my bro's bed for god knows why, prolly hoping to seek refuge in his opened snoring mouth. Fuming, I simply aimed and shot the cockroach wherever it went (still around my bro).

That night, it took me half a bottle of cockroachticide and 500 calories to kill it, and prolly two years off my brother's life.

Why were things like that,
and then they become like that,
then change/morph/kaboom,
become like that?

I dont know already
And this is when I always go,
Sia la.

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

oh yeah

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

janice

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

she's leaving for aust next fri leh

J. says:

i knowww

J. says:

hahaha

YUWEN says:

he's the only idiot who thinks that i'll be leaving only after you return

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

so are we going to visit her and give her 2 tight slaps?

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

hahahhahaahahahahahahahahaaha

J. says:

for what

YUWEN says:

YEAH FOR WHAT

J. says:

we give you 2 tight slaps more like ah

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

for fun

Oh and I figured since I love fish and veg too much since forevaxzz, I'm turning myself into a Pescarian :) Sounds good huh. Pescarian, pescarian, pescarian..I'm a Pescarian! Alright whatevaxxxzxz Foong Yu Wen, just shut up.

Breakfast yesterday with Yolanda was so delightful :) Chitchatbitchrant, we lovelovelove the most. McGriddles tastes yummier with Yolanda eating it with me! We still laugh very hideously honey, seriously.

Lunched with Pearl & YJ after yoga, same old same old bitching! Pearl so cutexx, YJ so bitchy, I had a good time laughing at them, as usual :)

Lunch today was with Enling, we totally walked off her cramps! Wow manxx, we is too good :) Clapclapclap. She is great chatting partner, also my Complain Bin. Rubbish complains go in and hopefully never see the light of day again. And I got my earholes pierced again!! Yes, my second and third earholes in two weeks :D Cos basically my first-ever Sec 1 earholes (Yeah I categorized them for easier reference) closed up already, so yeaaah..

Dinner after that with Jolene Koh Hong Kiew woots! Miss you so much ah missy, how long have I not seen you?! But love you anw :) And eh we didnt even camwhore today zz

I'm tired already, and my mom wont stop nagging about my retainersxx. Yeah they've been out there on the living room table since before CNY, I bet my relatives have all seen them already.

SO WHAT, I am a rockstar.

Road Trip was too fun, so unplanned and impromptu, we is spontaneous decision makers, very good :) YJ, Amelia & I are too cool, let's drool !

I'm too tired to post pictures today, another day perhaps. We seriously nearly ventured into every spot of Singapore, having a road trip is really too cool let's drool, be jealous much!

A, we love you :)