2009/01/30


I think I'm getting so so so boring, to the point of dl-ing and watching movies, and rewatching them. Where's the joy in hanging out anymore? I dont know, town's getting too boring either, right yj? Sustained. And when they said Bikram's awesome for slimming, I didnt expect the muscle mass to pile up way so high, I hate my new big thighs. And I'm currently rather emotionally versatile, even Wild Child made me cry. It's the stress, I tell myself. I'm usually rather void of emotions, except the usual crazy outbursts. Crying's not my cup of tea, at all. And at the end of the day, I dont quite recognise myself anymore.

Hi mistress, stop crying. The tears might drown you.

2009/01/25

Some f-er with a weird indian accent called me today, sounding too retarded, and he has the weirdest laughter.

9778****: Hello Happy New Year!
Me: Hey there, to you too! Who're you?
9778****: I happy, you happy
Me: Hahaha, stop playing, who're you?
9778****: I happy, you happy
Me: (Thinking: Ok this person is so weird) Eh I happy la
9778****: I happy, you happy
Me: Yeahyeahyeah I happy you happy you happy I also happy
9778****: Happy New Year
Me: Yeah now tell me who're you?
9778****: I happy, you happy

Okay besides that rather amusing incident, now I'm bored. While waiting for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button to load, I'll go watch Mona Lisa's Smile. Goodbye!

2009/01/23

I'm so overly happy today cos I've finally gotten my hair trimmed!! The last I had a haircut was like what, after the Cambodia trip in June?! (Was it June?) Ah whatever, but you can totally imagine how unkempt my hair had been all this while right. Hahaha and best is I'm left with only half my fringe wooooots, I is looking so cutezxx me lubsx it :)

YJ had her extensions done too, act blond only this kind. Cant stand it whenever she exclaims how gorgeous she looks now, CANT STAND IT. The last time she had her hair dyed, it took her 3days before her excitement waned. Why is my instinct telling me to stay away from her for the next few days? Hmm I wonder.

Wait I'm supposed to blog about sth, sth about Lulu.. but I can't remember what. Should be sth extremely hilarious. Ohwells, I shall wait for someone to remind me, too lazy to ask either her or YJ! Oh anw, Aston's very nice, we should go back again soon! Fish so very cheap, I like.

TOODLES NOODLES I'm feeling so hungrrrrrry
OH AND WE RESERVED THE RALPHLAUREN HOODIES ALREADY TEEHEEHEE MY NEW LUBBBBB

Edit/ Now I remember!! We were talking about YJ's "new target" due to lubs at first sight with his credit card (wth right zzz) and Lulu got bitter &jealous since yj was adament about not sharing her target with her, so suddenly she just dropped the bomb by screaming, "NOW I WANT HIS FATHER".

HAHAHAHA, happy dreaming Lulu :)

2009/01/22

Ah what's with me, I've been sleeping at rather unearthly hours recently! Worse thing is I'll get hungry but I cant eat cos F-A-T already. Seriously I'm tipping the scales, hovering at 50 already WHY WHY WHYYY. Yoga so much run so much also no use, okayokay let's not panic, diet plans diet plans!

Diet Plan 1: STOP EATING
Diet Plan 2: STOP EATING
Diet Plan 3: STOP EATING

Okay there, settled. At the same time, I'm gonna pia Yoga & running. Diet diet dieeeet ftw! 2 sessions of Bikram later should do the job yo!

2009/01/19





NG YINGJING IS LUBSXZ
And Jolene Koh WHERE ARE YOU, I haven't seen you in ages, you're forever so busy yo! :( On another note, skype-ing with Yolanda&Janice on saturday night made me so so so happy, You two idiots, from laughing so heartily, I realised I missed you two so much please :) Every Saturday night, set ah! JAN YOU BETTER WAKE UP FOR US OKAY, YO & I SO WILLINGLY SACRIFICE OUR SLEEPING TIME FOR YOU LEH. Call us or you'll buy us more Tiff &Co presents :DDD

2009/01/16

Mommy: So how, does yoga make your boobs bigger?
Me: No, I'm so disappointed.
Mommy: Ohman, maybe going Auss will, since you've got more beef to eat there
Mommy: A pity seafood will be ex
Me: Yeah, there goes my fishies!
Mommy: Nvm la, ANU on mountain, got a lot of mountain tortoises
Me: -.-

Shit counting down is making me sadzzz :(
Anw I'm gonna list my To-Buy-Stuffs here since I have no foolscapes at home, damnit

- Laptop/Lappy bag
- Steamer to steam clothes
- Camera (OMG MOMMY SAID YES TO THIS)
- School bag
- Pens, markers, pencil, ruler, erazzer...
- Microphone for skyping wootsss!
- Some more clothes (I'm gonna be the victim of my Dad's murder rampage)
- Presents! (For my lovergirls/boys)
- School shoes (I so want a Fred Perry!! YJ's gonna get Coach omgzzz rich bitch)
Again, I'm gonna be the victim of my Dad's murder rampage.

Okay this is getting too senseless, I'm scooting!

2009/01/15

Me: Eh I dare you to ask for discount
YJ: Ogay
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Uncle: Tissue, wu ge yi kuai qian (5 for $1)
YJ: Uncle, 50cents can or not?
Uncle: Huh? (Deliberates but shoves 3 packets in her face)
YJ: Hahaha uncle sorry ah I still dont want

KIAMPA

2009/01/14

OR THIS:

Help me choose one!
Oh and hello people if you see any pretty (casual, short, SATIN/LACE, hopefully not tube cos my chest abbit valli pathetic) gowns online, send it to me! I need so much help here, asap please, thanksthanks ah!
Me: Eh woman meet at 2 at PS
YJ: Ogay
Me: Ugay
YJ: I think you mistook my number for Rayson's

2009/01/13

You fellow, deserve the best.
I wish I could forget you in a snap, I wish.

And friends, please refrain from using Fatty on me, it's highly sensitive somehow (Memory's a bitch). Lovelove

2009/01/11

I just came home from ANU's predeparture seminar &how do I feel about leaving? I just can't wait to know how it feels like to gobble down the very last piece of pineapple tart from the box that I'm gonna bring onto the plane. And know what, I'm gonna smuggle in Fried Shallots &Belachan too hahaha, MY FAVOURITESTS. (People, please dont play me out okay!) Ah, the new intakers look pretty fun, hopefully I'll really enjoy my stay there :) There was this senior though, that told us about how 3 years in Canberra is machiam 3 years farmstay -...-

SO VERY ENCOURAGING TO HEAR.
And how we must study damn damn damn hard cos ANU's like up there :( And there's only one shopping mall there. ZZXXZZZZ hello can someone tell me where to throw my $$$?

I'm going to shortlist a group of people to skype with already. Those of you whom receive my confirmation call, please be very honoured :) For the rest, stay close to your phones! (And pray hard that you're lucky enough to get my call hahahaha)

2009/01/08

Shit I cannot cannot cannot let myself fall into shit again.
CHAMPION A STOP TO DRAMAS

2009/01/06

My only New Year Resolution for 09 (Hello this is my first time!) :


Is to be financially independent.
Wootssssssss

2009/01/05

My Dear Ol' Janice called me from US again!! Bitching session so very lovely :)

2009/01/02

Today was spent having a whale of a time at my neighbour Yinkwan's place, watching her play WOW and gorging chocolate peanuts/tolberone/ginger cookies.

Best thing was after I got home, my granny made a damnright sinfuuulxx melted chedder cheese and ham sandwichxx. Diet ftw!