Suntannin' Lovin' with Grace today left me utterly burnt aka on Red Lobster alert once again. It's burninnnng man oh no no no, mah face's so gonna peel (banana) peel peel (banana)

I find myself reading Mary E. F.'s poem over & over again, replaying the scene when Mrs McCluskey stands at the baseball pitch reading that poem for Ida before Lynette sprinkles her ashes on the pitch.

It makes me feel sad over & over again. I dont want to die. Worse, I never knew that learning to drive could cause mild depression.

Bev Hill Chihuahua is so brainless, I totally lubsxx it.
Hahaha, YJ is love, to watch it w me though she's already watched it :)

Today was a jolly horleegeeber day, I got owned by the driving instructor cos I was constantly speeding. (Today I reached 80km/h, & his brain temperature reached 80deg C too. Just imagine the fire horns emerging you get what I mean?)

Bad bad day. Each time I break at the traffic lights, the break's so sudden that we'd both end up flying, things at the backseat all flying too. The driving instructor had to keep picking things off the floor, that's why he got so pissed. Sheeeesh

Bad bad day. There was this ahpek at the train station, asking me randomly,
Uncle:"Ni shi zhong guo ren ma?"
("Are you from China?")
Me:"Uh, no."
Uncle:"Oh sorry, you look too fair."

HELLO UNCLE, EYE CHECKUP?
(TICK)
HELLO UNCLE, YOU WANT A BOX IN THE FACE?
(TICK)

No la I'm kidding, really. Anw immediately after that, I zoomzoom to YJ's house for a tan hahaha. That girl was horleegeeber please, still sleeping when it was already 2pm, tak buleh tahan.

Church was great yesterday, with Grace &Enling :) I'm so glad to be back, really glad.


My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer.
Give my regards to soul and romance
They always did the best they could.

Gosh, Humannnnnn.

YUWEN says:
I WILL
NEXT FRIDAY
for you i will (:
hahahhaa
two tight slaps
make him the deflated faced burger king
hahahaha

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J. says:
I HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE
a long time
maybe he photoshop hahah
YUWEN says:
ya you'e right
photoshop for that bimbo
hahaha
J. says:
HIMBO
HAHA
YUWEN says:
I THINK
HE FITS A BIMBO MORE THAN A HIMBO
HAHAHHAA
J. says:
yeah quite true!
:D

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YUWEN says:
HAHAHHA
omg he's so hiong seriously
J. says:
hiao
you mean
HAHAHHA

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I HOPE BOONKIAT READS THAT AND FLIP AND DIE HAHAHHA

I SO LUBSXX JANICE LIU

I'm feeling terribly bored (I mean lonely).
I've got no one to talk to, my girlfriends are all busy.
I should just talk to God now (I mean later)
Goodbye Peanut World.

And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go

My too-interesting life.

Mambo on wednesday was so fun with YJ, Yolanda & her frisbee fwenxx! I should have taken a video of Yo on stage during the PCD selection thing HAHA our layday got into the finals &won a phone omg! Clapclapclap

Anw now we've got 2 new abbreviations for guys we deem too young/immature/noobie for Zouk (if you think that we're some Laoniang who's trying to judge, WE ARE NOT, it's just an inside joke :D ) & they're SD (not Slut Dance) & NB (not Nabeh). Okay those who wanna know, text me or give me a call, we'll laugh about it over tea or something :)

LOL

P/S Invisible Monsters is great, Gracie Poo!

P/P/S I'M A MAJOR SUCKER FOR XMASSSS so if you happen to look like Santaclaus, sing Xmas songs & carry a Xmas tree around, then I'm so ready to fall for you.

P/P/P/S I'm not kidding.

Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.

- Mary Elizabeth Frye

I want someone to read this at my funeral leh please, maybe I'll really get into a car accident one day

Driving is cool as hell (paradoxical pleaseee, me so pro at engrish), it's my second lesson & the uncle thinks I'm good already he let me drive at that narrow hill road at Pierce Reservoir for some monkey-sightseeing! Then vrrroooom at 70km/h & he didnt complain either hahaha (obviously he'll ask me to slow down when the traffic's heavy).

Me: Eh can I overtake the lorry he's very slow
The U: Eh you siao ah you &the lorry both going at 60 you want to cut?!

Driving is cool as hell.

You know what's amazing?


It's to be all the way at Bukit Gombak Stadium
&bumping into my dear old Yolanda there
Not that we've grown tired of bumping into each other
ALL THE TIME in J8
:)

My Woooonder(bra)womans (plus Janice) are gonna pay me a visit in Aus next year YAAAAY!
Oldchungkeeoldchungkeealwaysmakesmyday :D

SOMEONE RETURNED MY LOST RETAINERS TO ME ME ME
OMG HOW AMAZING RIGHT
THE COFFEESHOP UNCLE ACTUALLY KEPT MY RETAINERS
AND REMEMBERED THEY WERE MINE
MIND YOU, IT WAS A MONTH AGO WHEN I LOST IT OKAYKAYKAY

HE'S MY SUPERMAN

I know Love's game play & its rules, but my heart plays its own games too. Still, my love is not casual and my feelings are real. Guess I'm too faint-hearted for Love's games, or rather, insufficient.

I'm what they call a Screwed-Up.

Wouldn't it be so fantabulous if my children could grow up to have all the loving from my Oldies Starsxxx?

Like, "Hey Kids I want you to meet my scandals, Barry Tina Diana Cher Rod Bread ABBA AirSupply Cat and John!"
What a dream come true but hey,
Too bad my lovers would prolly have been dead by then.

P-tee.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Ah, yes Jon Tee I've never been as mega a bummer as I'm now.
Do you have a problem with that?
Hahahaha

&Amanda's Yoda, I'm Jedi.
She's Master Bummer woots!
Okay this is getting nowhere. Anyhowssss I've been eating like a piglet(soon to be a full grown sow, give me a week) &this must stop! You know, visiting the library's an excoose - I always end up gobbling up food at J8 basement.
This
is
so
scary.

I'm getting scary. Okay stopstopstop, all these whinings' making me even hungrier. It's not helping that I was craving for McGriddles at 2am, plus I got a phonecall at 5am from a certain idiot who told me to order McGriddles. Nabeh

AND PEOPLE, PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR MYFASHIONBIKE@LJ!

Yingjing & I are starting something pretty cool & I cant wait for it to be fully completed, up &running :D

No more falling away, life's still as rosy!
Word Challenge &Desperate Housewives are so part of my life now I swear. Emo-ing is so passe. You know whenever I'm unoccupied, random letters will just run through my mind &I'll start to form words, as in Word Challenge! How ludicrous but hahaha, too fulfilling (as of now, life is too boring). So yeah, never a chance to emoooo so please don't ask me how I am cos I'm so fine.

Look Ma, Whack me
:)