They made a statue of us
And it put it on a mountaintop
Now tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs have fun, have fun.

Hello People it's freaking two thirty am in the morning, just in time for a freak show if a ghost pops out beside me now. I'll scream till my boobs shrink. It's not a good idea at all to play WOW till this late everyday, you know, WOW is evil. Now I understand why WOW leaves players feeling so detached from the world, and I'll tell you why.

1) Groups of people on the streets now remind me of powerful mobs that I shouldn't walk through in WOW, and I tend to move away from them cos I'm afraid that they'll attack me

2) When I watch fighting scenes on tv, I start strategising on my attacks

3) I look for WOW music to download, to hell with Backstreet Boys, Queen or Muse.

4) When I start talking to friends, I ask them if they play WOW, so that they might run me through dungeons

5) My boyfriend finds WOW more interesting than me

6) I speak WOW and I breathe WOW

7) I've stopped playing Cabal

Hail me, the WOW Queen.
Teehee
Okay actually it's all an exaggeration, I'm just doing all these to warn myself from sinking too deep. But I tell you, I see signs of 1/2 happening already, while 5/7 have already happened.

WOW IS EVIL.

IN LULU'S BLOG, SHE MENTIONED ABOUT THE JOKES WE HAD IN CAMBODIA:

You know, IM YUNLU, but I dont know why
the two very annoying person,
one muscleman & one demure lady,
calls me yun LOOOOOOOO every time they feel bored,
and worse,
dont know who just came up with,
Lulu in chinese,
meaning GREEN GREEN
OMG, everyday it just gets worse
HAHAHAHA

(HELLO LULU, I THINK I CAME UP WITH THAT TEEHEE)

oh and you know,
the island we went too,
is cows infiltrated,HAHA and u know how cow go
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
which kinda sounds a abit like LUUUULUUUU,
so everytime a cows mooo,
they are supposedly to be calling for me,
HAHAHA
yeah im a cow's best friend.

Oh and my braces is really a joke at the airport.
Cos everyone has to passes thru the censor thing,
you know when you they also checked your luggage,
mine sounded the alarm,
probably because of the metal in my mouth,
so they had to run a detector on me,
HAHAHA now, from mr ho,
im called METAL MOUTH,
thank god,that was only at the returning flight.

What else,we had a teacher whom is
IMMENSELY TERRIFIED of BRA,
and leqi just flash it right infront of him,
omg i guess it could have been
the most unlucky&traumatising moment of his life.

Theres this YUWEN JOKE,

about her BAO face, HAHAHA

OMG thats funny okay,

she was trying to squeeeze out splinters

i think, and then bryan(nehmind muscleman)

was llike, later the splinters poke into her face,

and the face go shrinking, HAHAH

like all the things inside zoooooooooooooooom out.

HAHAHA okay omg, its funnier if you look at him

The alvin and claire joke.

Claire has some scratches on her hand,

and so alvin asked what happened.

Claire: The chicken pecked on my hand

HAHA usually, people will go

HUH OMG REALLY?! pain anot??!!!!?

But alvin went:

"HUH THE CHICKEN CAN FLY SO HIGH MEH???"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg he owned it all.

LAUGH BABIES, LAUGH.

I'VE REALLISED THAT I REALLY DO MISS JOLENE KOH. That bitch woke me up from my fitful sleep for lunch, but it was def worth it! I've just borrowed a whole lot of books from the library as well, one book being The Truce of God. It's a thought-provoking read about peace, you should try it :)

























PEACE IS TO GOOFY.

Zouk :)




Too much shots &vodka do us no good, young kids.

Samuel Loh popped out from within the crowd, how amazing huh! It's crazy how we can meet in a club &start shouting into each other's ears until they pop, reminds me totally of the crazy times we used to have as a clique back in secondary school, & I really miss it! SAM, SEE LA, ALWAYS PS US.

Then it was Mac's breakfast after that at Kovan's, McGriddles' never tasted that good after a whole night of Phuture &Mambo :D

Oh btw, I think I recognise this guy that I used to know! Andre, he used to be from SAS. If anyone knows him, tell me! Old friend, old memories :)

IMAGE HEAVY POST :D

Hello I'm in Log Comm, don't playplay

Let's play the twisting game


Claire, Bobo, Leqi &Minqi (my roomie!)

JOPOH
JIAYI &LEQI, with our special guest, Mr Bryan's Ass
Pardon the dog

DAVID &his sister :D He's like freaking adorable please, &he's 5 btw!

This is such a delusion, Leqi's damn scared of the cows HAHA

We were giving out the donated items :) Hello BoboHAHA.

We managed to complete the building of the house in 4/5 days? It wasn't easy cos we were always short of materials. Yikes That's Melissa on the far left, she's a volunteer from the UK, for a whole month! Killing Fields :( That shrine-looking thing houses skulls &clothes (!!) uncovered from the mass graves.
That's Tommy! He's our coordinator :) (There's his wife, Serena, too.)

Tricia Mommy &her scandal
DERRICK, he's a teacher omgsxzxz can you believe it, he looks more like the ghost
Hello PJC, that's your mural painting!
This is ours! :D KHA (Khmer Heir Association): they are university students on scholarships whom volunteered to be our translators :)

OTHER PICTURES CAN BE FOUND IN:
http://www.photoshopshowcase.com/Go.aspx?AID=133621&AT=3&VID=416963&ABID=117808
CHEERS,
:)

HI ALL, I should be crowned Miss Diarrhoea Universe for the disgustingly unforgiving shit-pipe I have attached at my ass. Cambodia did me great detox work :D

I'M BACK I'M BACK YES I'M BACK. I guess like many others, I've finally learnt the true importance and essentiality of CIP, after having witnessed so much in the country. From its people's behaviour (we were highly exploited at times, and lots of beggars too cos the people there are way too poor by international standards), history (think Pol Port Regime) to the sights &sounds (beautiful place I tell you, all that oxes &padi fields), in every single aspect I have learnt so much, even more than what I had in my previous two trips. Cambodia is so tainted by its history, leaving it so dark &depressing. The people are deadly innocent, but they're suffering from the poison. They need our help.

For me, this trip's not ending here, hopefully. It's not going to be like the previous trips; joy-juice that got me high on serving the community, but that which subsided after the work is done. I don't want it this way. Although I've made plans to stop doing OCIP, but I already have other plans of doing CIP in my mind, just waiting to get sorted out. After all, there's so much to be done, but there's only so much that I/we can do - but that's all that the world will ever need, right? :)

I'M A DIARRHOEA MACHINE & I CAN'T STOP RELOADING.

Y = YUWEN :DDD
J = JUSTIN (is fat face)

Y: Eh buddy look we have same arm length
Y: OUR LEGS TOO (Seriously uncanny match I'm not exaggerating)
J: Eh you are right
J: Damn, so why am I taller than you still? (He thinks he's owned me)
Y: Cos you have a long neck

HAHAHAH, I OWNED YOU BACK YOU NUB.
Someone sometime actually wrote him a song once, with the first two lines being:
"Long-neck Chiam, long-neck Chiam.."

HAHAHAH
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Singapore Flyer :) I didn't manage to take many photos of Singapore city from up there though, thought you might want to see more of me meeheehee. Lunch at NUSS Guild House after that was a jolly good fun time of socialising with the CEP group members. The guys with uncollared tees had to don this uber ahpek-ish shirt that is ultra disgusting (see Justin in one of the pictures, he epitomizes ultimate ugliness, thank you).

You know like everyone else, Yuwen wants to be successful and make it big in life too, to own a big house with a big pool facing preferrably a big mountain or a big sea with no horizon. (She knows that Singapore is pathetic and has no big mountains except for Bukit Timah hill, but make do with dreaming baby) Yuwen wants to earn big bucks and drive a big bulky shiny car with big headlights, carry the latest big Coach or Christian Dior, or wearing the latest big sunglasses that will (hopefully) cover big Pau Face and make it less conspicuous for once.

Yuwen wants to be the next big thing, with a (hopefully) bigger vocabulary. She knows to get there, she has to start standing on her own two feet cos she's been standing on one foot for way too long.

"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light"

I have been turning Him away, Today's the day.