2006/05/31

Phantom Planet - Always on my mind

SUNDAY WAS OHSO FUN PLEASE
met janice yolanda &vinleon
HAHAed our way through town
&yes yolanda,
we still laugh so ever loudly :D
i miss you nuts please,
cant wait for study session :)
ohyes so we met, had tea at some japanese restaurant in paragon. yummy x 54329 please. went shopping shortly after. jan&vin filled yo&i in with fresh gossips, how scandalous :D bought 2tops too, happy happy girl :)) yo left, but jan, vin&i continued shopping &gossipping &HAHAed as if laughing gas was free. gosh jan has contagious laughter, &yo with her ohsoever funny descriptive words. dongdongchiang people, what is that!? lolzz.

monday was the same. met yingjing for lunch after training, killer trainings please. we're all turning into blackies. yes so we went to crystal jade &stuffed ourselves with food, so cant finish please. photowhored like crazy too :D met up with xiaowei later. she had her haircut while yingjing&i waited. goodness me she looked darn good after the haircut okay :D AND YINGJING, XIAOWEI IS MINE. MUHAH, HANDS OFF
right so yingjing left &xiaowei waited with me for zh to come. hell long wait at BK #$% but it's okay, hahah. watched poseidon &goodness, what a thriller! no hotxXx stuffs in the movie though :/hahah, icecream &pool was hell fun though :)

tuesday was way better. mommy treated me to my ohso favourite fettucine with slipper lobster at pastacafe, heavenly please :D got a handbag &finally a skirt. YAY :DDD

okay let's skip today. training was crazy, i'm like how slow please. everyone's way faster than me pfft

HAPPY DAY, PEOPLE, IT'S A WEDNESDAY :D

2006/05/24


AY
MY LAOSHI READS MY BLOG OKAY.
HOW COOL LA MY LAOSHI.
HELLO LAOSHI :D

&please, my days in sajc are getting numbered i swear. first was yesterday, what happened?
(i) happy yuwen &janice went to confiscate michael's chair &didnt allow him to sit.
(ii) trip to toilet.
(iii) came back &found..
(iv) our chairs were overturned below our tables,
(v) our bags missing! #$%
(v)i after much searching..
(vii) TADAH!
(viii) it was on the latch outside the window.
(viiii) well done, boys.

then today..
(i) playing basketball happily in my uniform
(no shirt la but really x254365 wanted to play)
(ii) kena caught
(iii) canteen duty
(iv) THREE HOURS LA WTF
(v) felt like a total fool
(vi) two hours more to go
(vii) e-f-f

getting caught was ohso funny i swear.
louise ho: PHEE! (whistled la)
me: ohno (proceeded to leave the court)
LH: I SAID COME HERE
ME: shit
LH: YOU CALLED ME SHIT?
ME: NONONO. i was calling er the ball shit.
LH: -stares-

okaye, two more hours &i'll kick their asses. &thanks yingjing, for picking up all that rubbish with me :D
oh. &our hockey girls lost to vj. it's okay girls, good job done anyway!
we're so proud of xiaojie :DDD

some photos i stole from YJ:)

2006/05/22

okaye right,
so i'm the 7th guy in the class now.
how exciting la.
just 'cos i'm picking up some
swearing skills from the guys.
&according to alfred,
i'm "walking to the light now".
HAHAHA.
class is ridiculously funny please.
michael swears like running water,
filling up a lake soon.
&how choonkiat's educating me on pornography,
asking me to surf the net for porn.
everytime they talk porn,
i'll just join in for the fun.
the funny part is,
when chunyin opens his mouth,
he'll talk bible.
so choonkiat will ask him to read his bible &shut his mouth up.
HOW FUNNY LA.
i know it's damn evil,
but sometimes it just tickles us so much
we cant stop laughing for nuts.

&ohman i didnt know that guys are so ever dirty in the mind.
so it's true, that guys on average think about sex every 7seconds.
oh heavens.

2006/05/14

Yellowcard - Lights &Sounds

studied in the airport with yingjing, cuicui &xiaowei on friday, &that place is 9846135times cooler than the CC okay! bought a Versace baby perfume with yingjing at THIRTY BUCKS, HOW CHEAP PLEASE. hahah clapbang, i'm so proud of it :) ahh studying with those nuts were so crazy, laughed like there was no tomorrow i swear.

shop assistant: are you two sisters? (referring to me &yj)
YJ: yes
SA: ohno wonder, even the braces are the same!

donghead. dumb x 2465816times please.
AHH SAvsRJ RUGBY MATCH ON WEDNESDAY, I OHSO CANT WAIT LA :D

replies!
li*: you nehneh, want me to ask you out is it! hahah
alfred: okay go away.
yingjing: you go away too, HAHAH.
ruth: hello pretty hair! hahah yes i love you so :) see you tmr!

2006/05/10

Daphne Loves Derby - The Longest Story

ahh today's an uber slackzz day, can't believe i'm still slacking. goodness i really need to buck up or fail my mye terribly heeharhaw.

caught The Art of Seduction with yingjing &janice yesterday &omg how funny is that show! i ohso couldn't control my laughters, bet cuicui &i shook the theatre down with our hahaings, hahaha. well but the best part of all, was that yingjing still managed to find her way to Lalaland though it was humongously humorous. a clap for her please.

&man i'm really starting to hate DNAs. i ohso cant wait for the day i graduate from sajc, i bet you, i'm so gonna dump everything biology into the longkau next door, thank you :)

ahh screw NAPFA

2006/05/07

The Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu

attended sajc's band concert with yingjing, rayson, janice, leqi, zelda, her bf and leqi's friend minqi, and it was great i guess. saw a couple of friends too and it just lifted my spirit :) xiaowei performed, but no way could i see her face behind that huge tuba. hahaha great job girl!

watched 8below on thursday with zhihao and whoa, quite a touching movie! and haha zhihao's evolving from a chimp to an oversized gorilla. fat thing, funny one haha

michael's one sick boy i swear. he was making funny erotic noises while cleaning up yingjing's filthy, cobwebs-ridden locker cos it was rather disgusting.
michael: aww..aww..AWWW.
me: omg michael you sound like you're having sex!
michael: walau you think cleaning up lockers give you orgasm is it!

HAHA FUNNY SHIT

reeeeplies!
jolene: OEI YOU NEHNEH, WHERE DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO THIS(SUNDAY) AFTERNOON?

rayson: HAHA RAYSON, I THINK YOU'RE ONE GETTING OLD HERE, NOT ME HOHO

alfred: HAHA YOU DIE AH IF YOU MURDER LAOSHI

yingjing: yuwen x 94621654984 times

li*: haha i miss you too! ahh you want me to ask you out is it! quick, say please first. hahaha

2006/05/03

JAY CHOU- FENG

`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
i didnt join SC
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
LEADERS MAKE GOOD DECISION FOR EVERYONE AND HIMSELF/HERSELF
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
i made a good decision by not joining the SC.
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
without Dexter in SC, dexter is happy.
without Dexter in SC, dexter spares the college from eternal disaster.

`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
i are good leader.

wow, what a punchline. dexter's the man! :D


`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
FOOOOOOOOOONG.
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
adventures of Foong and Law.
YUWEN says:
chronicles of Tan.
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
fighting crime from the evil motan tantan.
.
.
.

`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
Professor Ongah adds in an extra ingridient. CHEMICAL G.
AND THUS !
THE POWERBUTT GIRLS WERE BORN !
`RED RAIN ! _____z'danes [shoe dealer] says:
Foong and Law.

oh heavens.

2006/05/02

Daphne Loves Derby - Heartbreak for Six Seasons

saturday
church+shopping with jolene=best day on earth
:)

sunday
studying+gossiping with jolene=lovely lovely day
:))

monday
shopping with yingjing+janice=HOHO FUN
:D

during gp today
me: (sent an sms to cuicui)
me: ay you know what, i can tell the future. and i know that you've just received a message.
cuicui: (skeptical) huh really?
me: ya go check your phone if you dont believe me
cuicui: (digs into bag for phone) AY REALLY EH, I'VE GOT A MESSAGE. OMG YUWEN HOW DO YOU KNOW

3seconds later, cuicui came running after me with her red marker
HAHAHAHA