Hello noobs, I AM ONCE AGAIN PHONELESS cos like stupid Amelia, I killed my phone. But I wasn't as dumb as her to leave my phone in the refridgerator, I dropped mine into the toilet bowl before I could flush it HAHAHA it was fucking funny and it went like that

Me: AHHHHH OMG I DROPPED MY PHONE INTO THE TOILET BOWL HELP!!!
Crazy Colleague: HOW TO HELP WHEN YOUR DOOR IS LOCKED!
(I was screaming into the toilet bowl you see)

So I let her in and she scooped this plastic bag from I-dont-know-where and plunged her hand into the unflushed toilet bowl just to save my phone. She's my Hero :DDD

It was so fucking funny cos we were prancing around in the toilet and laughing like mad before we decided to save the phone. So yeah, the phone had plenty of time to drown

AND I'M EMPLOYED BY THE WAY. MAYBANK OKAY. HAHAHA. The pay's pathetic and the job's damn mundane but my colleagues are damn funny, they totally remind me of Leqi + Yingjing + Lulu!

BONG AH, I KINDA REGRET ACCEPTING THE JOB SO HASTILY YOU KNOW, I REALLY HOPE YOU GET A BETTER JOB THAN ME HAHAHA, AND MUCH LUBXZ TO YOU FAIRY, I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU YESTERDAY, HAVEN'T HAD SO MUCH LAUGH IN A LONG WHILE! I MISS HAVING LONG AND EMO TALKS WITH YOU TEEHEE, MY FAIRY OH FAIRY :D

And all that I've ever wanted was for you guys to gel well together. This is not my kind of happy ending, babies.

Leqi says:

THIS IS ABSURDLY FUNNY.
LULU JUST GOT FIRED FROM HER JOB.
AND I JUST SACKED MYSELF.
AND YUWEN, SHE’S STILL JOBLESS.
PRETTY SOON YJ IS GONNA QUIT.
AND XW IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR.
ALL OUTINGS ON XIAOWEI FROM NOW ON AH!
WE CANNOT LET PPLE LOOK DOWN ON US BABIES!
WE MUST GET JOBS QUICK QUICK!

I guess that just sums everything up perfectly well right babies? HAHAHA. Oh by the way, I've been practising real hard at Yoga while everyone's been working hard. Hello People, you might want to kiss my fat ass.

My mates are Love :)
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HELLO BONG, I know you're having a pweetty hard time at work now but believe me fairy, you'll have it good once you get a new job. Just a while more okay. I'll be here for you as long as you need me x) tEeHeEsXxX
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HELLO SEXYLEGSNOT, are you feeling better now! I was so looking forward to Prata Breakfast I really hate euxzxz
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HELLO J, you're leaving soon, I really hate NS. Please survive, we have a long way ahead of us, &there are so many things that we're gonna do together :)

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HELLO MARGARETS, I MISS SECONDARY SCHOOL LIFE, I MISS ALL OF YOU &YOUR NONSENSE.

So I'll love whatever you become

and forget the reckless things we've done

I think our lives have just begun

I think our lives have just begun

:)

Jolene is Joy, spending time with her is always delightful :) Stop spending so much money la you bitch, budget budget budget like me me me HAHA, okay at least I'm trying hard.

Steamboat at Marina Bay with

Leqi Yingjing Lulu Xiaowei Justin Tony
aka
Flower Fairy, Sexy Legs Not, Horny Bitch, Susan, My Boy (Lardy), Piece of Pork

was so very sinful we ate like Seventh Month Ghosts it was quite scary but it was so fun pwease, we just couldn't really stop eating and we're all turning into Lardies soon, shit. The three girls were ridiculous I tell you, their laugh-until-can-make-me-die jokes are capable of making the Fried Butter Prawns come to life, totally imba.

Then it was chilling out at The Esplanade. &yes J, we solve whatever problems we have befor the night ends. :)

TONY'S HOUSE WAS THE BOMB. We bought Mini Soakers &played with them at Tony's estate at One am, we were totally soaked to the skin thank you very much (except for XW &YJ those bitches didn't want to get wet). J was the target, we ganged up against him. Tough luck, boy. Then it was Monopoly time all the way till six am, we have the force manszxz are you scared of us. Tony couldn't take it anymore &went to sleep, that poor boy was so deprived of sleep cos of NS. Leqi left at two plus, she has a new enemy I can't tell you who. Prata Breakfast at Jalan Kayu was whoohoo-so-very-good, maybe cos we were hungry &tired (but actually we thought it was substandard).

Yingjing: I think you all should hide in the bomb shelter
Yingjing: Cos I am a Sex Bomb

WE SHALL HAVE MORE OF THIS ON NEW YEAR'S EVE MY BABIES

Clubbing &Pubbing night outs with my Clubqueens aka Yingjing &Lulu (Tony's left for BMTC &Justin's our new mate) have been depleting my ohsoveryprecious moolah supply, as well as demonized my very self (think a bigger Pau Face), all thanks to the Wanton Fritters &Fries at Barstop that is OMG-very-the-scrumptous. Guess all these have to come to an end soon my babies, my mom hasn't been very friendly of late. Plus it has been Justin Day every single day, days would be hard once he gets into NS. Poor boy rolls faster than he runs, HAHA.

HELLO I'VE JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM GODFORSAKEN K-A-R-I-M-U-N ISLAND AND PICTURES ASIDE, IT WAS JOLLY FUN WITH THE J2S I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM DEEP DEEP BABIES, YOU KNOW I DO :D

Our late night devouring of chips (which left me voiceless I'm serious), hu--ings, dozing off just watching tv, supermarket chionging for cheap deals (Hello Yingjing doesn't that sound very familiar to you), BLACKOUTS (which we really hate especially when we're bathing. I KENA-ED OKAY WTF. The last I counted, it was more than ten blackouts already. Lulu Leqi &I can't stop screaming I swear), great chilli, &some very unhappy stuffs BUT IT'S OVER we're back in Singapore we shall not talk about that anymore.
OH AND SURPRISE SURPRISE, GUESS WHO WAS IN THE ROOM DIRECTLY OPPOSITE MINE ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
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JOLENE KOH HONG KIEW.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I COULDN'T OKAY. All the way in Indonesia &my best friend checked in into the room opposite mine! We screamed and screamed and xomg, it's like what the fuck la, I bet she was stalking me. Jolene ah, be more discrete in future can
Hahahah

Oh and Lulu? I would never forget how she hid the lobby dustbin (those silver cylindrical ones) in Yingjing&Wanlin's room. Excuse me ah, you're the best pweasexz

Can you believe it, my mommy got me to stop studying, and drink her glass of Vodka instead.

Ivan: Cool mom.

Look at this:
"Today, i saw yuwen carrying her campbell to study."

AH EXCUSE ME, Campbell very-the-useful you knowsxzxz.

FIVE MORE PAPERS, EASY PEASY
GO GO YUWEN.

Ohyeah, online shopping here I come! Aiyah actually it's true, I've been browsing through millions of blogs but buying nothing. It doesn't mean that I'm giamsiup, but it's that I pretty much enjoy the thrill of shopping. The process, people, and nothing else matters :D

I was fucking happy when the Biology paper had ended, my most dreaded nightmare, OVER :) It was sprinkled with a little of shit though:
"Describe the differences between cellulose and collagen" [8m],
"Explain the differences between glycogen and glucagon" [8m].
Excuse me, totally different platforms for comparison please! I had raw memories of both topics, so Hallelujah to Yuwen mans.

PARTYPARTY TIME SOONXZ PEOPLE, LET'S JUST SIT AND WAIT FOR TIME TO PASS
:D