Hello noobs, I AM ONCE AGAIN PHONELESS cos like stupid Amelia, I killed my phone. But I wasn't as dumb as her to leave my phone in the refridgerator, I dropped mine into the toilet bowl before I could flush it HAHAHA it was fucking funny and it went like that

Me: AHHHHH OMG I DROPPED MY PHONE INTO THE TOILET BOWL HELP!!!
Crazy Colleague: HOW TO HELP WHEN YOUR DOOR IS LOCKED!
(I was screaming into the toilet bowl you see)

So I let her in and she scooped this plastic bag from I-dont-know-where and plunged her hand into the unflushed toilet bowl just to save my phone. She's my Hero :DDD

It was so fucking funny cos we were prancing around in the toilet and laughing like mad before we decided to save the phone. So yeah, the phone had plenty of time to drown

AND I'M EMPLOYED BY THE WAY. MAYBANK OKAY. HAHAHA. The pay's pathetic and the job's damn mundane but my colleagues are damn funny, they totally remind me of Leqi + Yingjing + Lulu!

BONG AH, I KINDA REGRET ACCEPTING THE JOB SO HASTILY YOU KNOW, I REALLY HOPE YOU GET A BETTER JOB THAN ME HAHAHA, AND MUCH LUBXZ TO YOU FAIRY, I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU YESTERDAY, HAVEN'T HAD SO MUCH LAUGH IN A LONG WHILE! I MISS HAVING LONG AND EMO TALKS WITH YOU TEEHEE, MY FAIRY OH FAIRY :D