here's a cool song:

if i were a vampire's daughter,

and if i were to marry,

i would marry a vampire's son,

more than anybody, WHY!

cos he can suck,

and i can suck,

and we can suck together!

in the middle, of the night,

sucking one another!

if i were a carpenter's daughter,

and if i were to marry,

i would marry a carpenter's son,

more than anybody, WHY!

cos he can scr*w,

and i can scr*w,

and we can scr*w together!

in the middle, of the night,

scr*wing one another!

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