Eh time is moving ohtoofast, I dont want to leave ah! Some superhero come save me from Mr Time please, we'll fly into the sky together whoosh.

Now that i tried to
talk to you and make you understand
all you have to do
is close your eyes and just reach out your hand
and touch me
hold me close
dont ever let me go

"lets see, sat night i was woken up at like 2 am in the morning by LIM BOON KIAT who called like i dont know 3 times very urgently so i was like WHATS THE EMERGENCY OMG WHAT HAPPENED (i dont know why i was thinking there was a fire in my head, i think its cos i was watching too many movies with explosions in them a few hours earlier HAHAHHA) and so apparently he and and the foongster were making a bet to see if i would pick up the phone. like THANKS AH! so i stayed up for an hour and talked to them and then went back to bed at like 3 plus."

JANICE LIU HAHAHA, WAS PUNKED.

Crystal Jade steamboat buffet killed us I swear, ordered too much of everything, and we had the challenging task of clearing all the food WHICH WAS SIMPLY HILARIOUS.

We should have taken Before & After pictures of our endeavour: completely excited before the steamboat buffet and completely saddled with fatigue after the meal. We even squeezed pork liver/dumplings/noodle/pork into our mouths just to puke them all out in the toilet thereafter HAHA, DINER DASH. The waitresses totally blacklisted our table la, the leader of the (bitch) wolf pack told the other waitresses not to clear our unfinished plates zz I HATE HER. Wadevazzz, we had our Diner Dash trick :) One waitress cleared our cooked-food-carefully-hidden-inside tissues/under prawn shells plates and got scolded lololol sorry maaaan, we feel the pinch to pay for the unfinished food :)

I seriously think we're blacklisted, I'll not be surprised to see our pictures pasted outside CJ's restaurants one day like serioussssly.

P.S you should see how painful it was for YJ to even eat one leaf of a spinach towards the end.
P.P.S or how Tong Jiayi was on the verge of killing me for ordering 2 potions of pork.
P.P.P.S or Pearl and her stoned someone-save-me face.

Love :)

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TO YJ: Please stop exposing yourself, and me.

We were having dinner at some Thai restaurant at Railmall..

YJ: Can we have the jasmine rice for free?
Waitress: ...huh, cannot la...
Me: Dont be like that la, Vday is around the corner, share the love!
Waitress: ...

After a while..
CW: Is the jasmine rice for free?
Waiter: Haha, no.

Epic fail. So when ZY (our unknowing victim) arrived, we told him that there was a promotion and the rice was for free, but he's got to ask for it.

ZY: Huh really ah?! Why so good
Us: Yeah but you've got to ask for it then they'll give you!
ZY: (Scans us) Eh how come I feel like this is a scam
(ZY calls waiter)
ZY: Hey can I have rice?
Waiter: Ok
(Waiter walks away)
Us: Eh actually bluff you one la, the rice isn't for free HAHA

ZY: EH WAITER COME BACK I DONT WANT THE RICE

OH BTW, I did something a few nights back that I'm extremely proud of myself for, Ifreakingkilledacockroach :) It was playing hide&seek with me while I was using the com in my bro's room, near 2am, me thinks. Anw so there it was, making incessant fluttering noise and killing the silence that made it inexcusable for me to extinguish it. So I whisked out the cockroachticide and charged at that creature, which in its defence flew around my bro's bed for god knows why, prolly hoping to seek refuge in his opened snoring mouth. Fuming, I simply aimed and shot the cockroach wherever it went (still around my bro).

That night, it took me half a bottle of cockroachticide and 500 calories to kill it, and prolly two years off my brother's life.

Why were things like that,
and then they become like that,
then change/morph/kaboom,
become like that?

I dont know already
And this is when I always go,
Sia la.

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

oh yeah

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

janice

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

she's leaving for aust next fri leh

J. says:

i knowww

J. says:

hahaha

YUWEN says:

he's the only idiot who thinks that i'll be leaving only after you return

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

so are we going to visit her and give her 2 tight slaps?

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

hahahhahaahahahahahahahahaaha

J. says:

for what

YUWEN says:

YEAH FOR WHAT

J. says:

we give you 2 tight slaps more like ah

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

for fun

Oh and I figured since I love fish and veg too much since forevaxzz, I'm turning myself into a Pescarian :) Sounds good huh. Pescarian, pescarian, pescarian..I'm a Pescarian! Alright whatevaxxxzxz Foong Yu Wen, just shut up.

Breakfast yesterday with Yolanda was so delightful :) Chitchatbitchrant, we lovelovelove the most. McGriddles tastes yummier with Yolanda eating it with me! We still laugh very hideously honey, seriously.

Lunched with Pearl & YJ after yoga, same old same old bitching! Pearl so cutexx, YJ so bitchy, I had a good time laughing at them, as usual :)

Lunch today was with Enling, we totally walked off her cramps! Wow manxx, we is too good :) Clapclapclap. She is great chatting partner, also my Complain Bin. Rubbish complains go in and hopefully never see the light of day again. And I got my earholes pierced again!! Yes, my second and third earholes in two weeks :D Cos basically my first-ever Sec 1 earholes (Yeah I categorized them for easier reference) closed up already, so yeaaah..

Dinner after that with Jolene Koh Hong Kiew woots! Miss you so much ah missy, how long have I not seen you?! But love you anw :) And eh we didnt even camwhore today zz

I'm tired already, and my mom wont stop nagging about my retainersxx. Yeah they've been out there on the living room table since before CNY, I bet my relatives have all seen them already.

SO WHAT, I am a rockstar.

Road Trip was too fun, so unplanned and impromptu, we is spontaneous decision makers, very good :) YJ, Amelia & I are too cool, let's drool !

I'm too tired to post pictures today, another day perhaps. We seriously nearly ventured into every spot of Singapore, having a road trip is really too cool let's drool, be jealous much!

A, we love you :)

I think I'm getting so so so boring, to the point of dl-ing and watching movies, and rewatching them. Where's the joy in hanging out anymore? I dont know, town's getting too boring either, right yj? Sustained. And when they said Bikram's awesome for slimming, I didnt expect the muscle mass to pile up way so high, I hate my new big thighs. And I'm currently rather emotionally versatile, even Wild Child made me cry. It's the stress, I tell myself. I'm usually rather void of emotions, except the usual crazy outbursts. Crying's not my cup of tea, at all. And at the end of the day, I dont quite recognise myself anymore.

Hi mistress, stop crying. The tears might drown you.