OH BTW, I did something a few nights back that I'm extremely proud of myself for, Ifreakingkilledacockroach :) It was playing hide&seek with me while I was using the com in my bro's room, near 2am, me thinks. Anw so there it was, making incessant fluttering noise and killing the silence that made it inexcusable for me to extinguish it. So I whisked out the cockroachticide and charged at that creature, which in its defence flew around my bro's bed for god knows why, prolly hoping to seek refuge in his opened snoring mouth. Fuming, I simply aimed and shot the cockroach wherever it went (still around my bro).

That night, it took me half a bottle of cockroachticide and 500 calories to kill it, and prolly two years off my brother's life.

Why were things like that,
and then they become like that,
then change/morph/kaboom,
become like that?

I dont know already
And this is when I always go,
Sia la.

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

oh yeah

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

janice

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

she's leaving for aust next fri leh

J. says:

i knowww

J. says:

hahaha

YUWEN says:

he's the only idiot who thinks that i'll be leaving only after you return

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

so are we going to visit her and give her 2 tight slaps?

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

hahahhahaahahahahahahahahaaha

J. says:

for what

YUWEN says:

YEAH FOR WHAT

J. says:

we give you 2 tight slaps more like ah

` the apparent mid-life crisis. says:

for fun

Oh and I figured since I love fish and veg too much since forevaxzz, I'm turning myself into a Pescarian :) Sounds good huh. Pescarian, pescarian, pescarian..I'm a Pescarian! Alright whatevaxxxzxz Foong Yu Wen, just shut up.

Breakfast yesterday with Yolanda was so delightful :) Chitchatbitchrant, we lovelovelove the most. McGriddles tastes yummier with Yolanda eating it with me! We still laugh very hideously honey, seriously.

Lunched with Pearl & YJ after yoga, same old same old bitching! Pearl so cutexx, YJ so bitchy, I had a good time laughing at them, as usual :)

Lunch today was with Enling, we totally walked off her cramps! Wow manxx, we is too good :) Clapclapclap. She is great chatting partner, also my Complain Bin. Rubbish complains go in and hopefully never see the light of day again. And I got my earholes pierced again!! Yes, my second and third earholes in two weeks :D Cos basically my first-ever Sec 1 earholes (Yeah I categorized them for easier reference) closed up already, so yeaaah..

Dinner after that with Jolene Koh Hong Kiew woots! Miss you so much ah missy, how long have I not seen you?! But love you anw :) And eh we didnt even camwhore today zz

I'm tired already, and my mom wont stop nagging about my retainersxx. Yeah they've been out there on the living room table since before CNY, I bet my relatives have all seen them already.

SO WHAT, I am a rockstar.

Road Trip was too fun, so unplanned and impromptu, we is spontaneous decision makers, very good :) YJ, Amelia & I are too cool, let's drool !

I'm too tired to post pictures today, another day perhaps. We seriously nearly ventured into every spot of Singapore, having a road trip is really too cool let's drool, be jealous much!

A, we love you :)

I think I'm getting so so so boring, to the point of dl-ing and watching movies, and rewatching them. Where's the joy in hanging out anymore? I dont know, town's getting too boring either, right yj? Sustained. And when they said Bikram's awesome for slimming, I didnt expect the muscle mass to pile up way so high, I hate my new big thighs. And I'm currently rather emotionally versatile, even Wild Child made me cry. It's the stress, I tell myself. I'm usually rather void of emotions, except the usual crazy outbursts. Crying's not my cup of tea, at all. And at the end of the day, I dont quite recognise myself anymore.

Hi mistress, stop crying. The tears might drown you.

Some f-er with a weird indian accent called me today, sounding too retarded, and he has the weirdest laughter.

9778****: Hello Happy New Year!
Me: Hey there, to you too! Who're you?
9778****: I happy, you happy
Me: Hahaha, stop playing, who're you?
9778****: I happy, you happy
Me: (Thinking: Ok this person is so weird) Eh I happy la
9778****: I happy, you happy
Me: Yeahyeahyeah I happy you happy you happy I also happy
9778****: Happy New Year
Me: Yeah now tell me who're you?
9778****: I happy, you happy

Okay besides that rather amusing incident, now I'm bored. While waiting for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button to load, I'll go watch Mona Lisa's Smile. Goodbye!

I'm so overly happy today cos I've finally gotten my hair trimmed!! The last I had a haircut was like what, after the Cambodia trip in June?! (Was it June?) Ah whatever, but you can totally imagine how unkempt my hair had been all this while right. Hahaha and best is I'm left with only half my fringe wooooots, I is looking so cutezxx me lubsx it :)

YJ had her extensions done too, act blond only this kind. Cant stand it whenever she exclaims how gorgeous she looks now, CANT STAND IT. The last time she had her hair dyed, it took her 3days before her excitement waned. Why is my instinct telling me to stay away from her for the next few days? Hmm I wonder.

Wait I'm supposed to blog about sth, sth about Lulu.. but I can't remember what. Should be sth extremely hilarious. Ohwells, I shall wait for someone to remind me, too lazy to ask either her or YJ! Oh anw, Aston's very nice, we should go back again soon! Fish so very cheap, I like.

TOODLES NOODLES I'm feeling so hungrrrrrry
OH AND WE RESERVED THE RALPHLAUREN HOODIES ALREADY TEEHEEHEE MY NEW LUBBBBB

Edit/ Now I remember!! We were talking about YJ's "new target" due to lubs at first sight with his credit card (wth right zzz) and Lulu got bitter &jealous since yj was adament about not sharing her target with her, so suddenly she just dropped the bomb by screaming, "NOW I WANT HIS FATHER".

HAHAHAHA, happy dreaming Lulu :)

Ah what's with me, I've been sleeping at rather unearthly hours recently! Worse thing is I'll get hungry but I cant eat cos F-A-T already. Seriously I'm tipping the scales, hovering at 50 already WHY WHY WHYYY. Yoga so much run so much also no use, okayokay let's not panic, diet plans diet plans!

Diet Plan 1: STOP EATING
Diet Plan 2: STOP EATING
Diet Plan 3: STOP EATING

Okay there, settled. At the same time, I'm gonna pia Yoga & running. Diet diet dieeeet ftw! 2 sessions of Bikram later should do the job yo!

NG YINGJING IS LUBSXZ

And Jolene Koh WHERE ARE YOU, I haven't seen you in ages, you're forever so busy yo! :( On another note, skype-ing with Yolanda&Janice on saturday night made me so so so happy, You two idiots, from laughing so heartily, I realised I missed you two so much please :) Every Saturday night, set ah! JAN YOU BETTER WAKE UP FOR US OKAY, YO & I SO WILLINGLY SACRIFICE OUR SLEEPING TIME FOR YOU LEH. Call us or you'll buy us more Tiff &Co presents :DDD