Shit &just when I thought I'd evaded the very watchful/cautious/mistrustful/skeptical/disbelieving (of my angelic behaviour) eyes of The Mommy last night(at 2.30am to be precise), The Daddy called me five minutes ago &said, "Hi, still having trouble with your drinking tastebuds?"

ZZZ, very funny Daddy.

Attempt to be sober No. xxxxx has failed.
Hello Kids, our attempts at chilling need to be redefined, it's been very fatal/detrimental/baleful/malignant/ruinous. I should do more yoga to keep myself at peace, ommm.

Can any kind soul teach me how to do a Forwardbend without having to curve my back?!

I'm getting pissed off with my dismal and lacklustre performance in yoga cos..I'm not at all very flexible & my thigh muscles aren't giving me a perfect boost, they hurt like shit. I must train train train hard. My mom should have had tied me to a chair for constantly running away from ballet classes. Mommy why didnt you....

P.S I BROKE MY NAIL ZZZ

I was walking into the kitchen when I saw my Dad,
staring into the soup,
watching the meat cook

IN A SLOW COOKER SOME MORE.

That wazzz the first time when I saw Lulu get back up from dancing Low, not bad at all honey! Hahahaha. Andrew &Tim were there too, but no picturexx sorry kids teehee. Andrew was gone throughout the night, esp after his Graveyard at 3am. Seriously, just imagine that. Nobody drinks so hardcore when the party's gonna end at 4am please. Hahahha. Tanny & Lizard very funny, I like! But I wished they'd like us the same way too zzz :(

AND I SAW ICE OHEMGEE, SHE'S WORKING AT ZIRCAAAAAAA

We totally screamed &hugged each other like nobody's business hahahaha, what loveeee, pui.

Phuture last night was so impromptu, we didnt even plan for it! YJ and I were in shorts and birks, just imagine please. Zhiyong & Chengwei's friend got us in through the guest list, we were how lucky seriously. So yeah, paaaaaartaye liked rockstarxx from 12. What happened to our plan to chill man kids, I never knew that Phuture was in the context of chilling, seriously. (Hello YJ, that was aimed at you btw!)

...

And yes I stood up while ZY was driving, but no I was not at risk of getting blown away. YJ YOU DONT MAKE ME EXPOSE YOU HOR

...

Martell killed us

...

I sold my zoukout ticket at a discount

...

Me is so stupid.

Damn f-ed up.

And why is bittorrent taking such a long time. Everything's Damn f-ed up.

yingjing says:
HURRY ACCEPT ALLL
yingjing says:
why transfre so slow
YUWEN says:
EH YOU STUPID AH
YUWEN says:
3 BY 3 CAN OR NOT
yingjing says:
zz
yingjing says:
LOL FF SIA
yingjing says:
FIERCE FUCK

yj needs to flush her brains, badly.

Did yoga today (yes I've decided to continue doing yoga! I have too much free time in my schedule once again) before yj came down to town just to keep me company before my next lesson, which was 5h apart! She is lovelovelove :) We met Revan Kelvin &Zhiwei after that for some Christmas Shopping Loving, totally funny to the maxxxxx man these fellows, totally l-o-l all the way down town. My love buds are f-tards :)


YUWEN says:
you're officially black sheep of polo
derrick says:
and you are bao face sheep of polo
YUWEN says:
EXCUSE ME
NO MORE PAU FACE HOR
you also pau face lor just that nobody's ever told you that!
derrick says:
oh you too long never see me
confirm no pao face
anyway even at my most pao time, also nowhere near yours lor

YUWEN says:
you is annoying@hotmail.com
derrick says:
no no i dun use hotmail

Say Hi to Derrick Ong, my Waterpolo teacher-in-charge.
And all my loving to Enling &Grace Mui :)

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And just when I've thought I was ready to call it a night on MSN-land at 2 am...

people should learn to relax says:
haha andrew is dancing in my room!
YUWEN says:
HAHAHA
people should learn to relax says:
to T-Pain - Church


people should learn to relax says:
HI TYBNHIS IOS ANDREW
people should learn to relax says:
I AM VERY HIGH HAHAH
people should learn to relax says:
TIM WENT TO GET WATAH

Andrew & Tim are two (too) very happy people. It's Tim using Andrew's msn btw, if you're confused. Hahahha. And then for the rest of the night, they caught the I Is Twits virus, they ishh veri hee-la-lious


people should learn to relax says:
eh brb ill go take a shower
people should learn to relax says:
ill leave you with andrew haha
YUWEN says:
hahaha is he still damn high
people should learn to relax says:
ITS TOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
people should learn to relax says:
I SAID ITSSSSSSS TOOOOOO LAAAAAAAATE TO AAPOOOOOOOOOOOOLOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE
YUWEN says:
omg
YUWEN says:
HAHAHHAHA
YUWEN says:
HELLO ANDREW
people should learn to relax says:
hahahhaha
people should learn to relax says:
whaaaaaats up homey!



people should learn to relax says:
anasthesia
people should learn to relax says:
anesthetic
people should learn to relax says:
eh how to spell ar
people should learn to relax says:
#$%#$%
people should learn to relax says:
ana
people should learn to relax says:
ane
people should learn to relax says:
anenananenena
people should learn to relax says:
wah very shag



I just have to do this la, too funny

I have extremely delightful friends, really :)

Case1:
YUWEN says:
haha okay goodnight (:
talk to you tmr or sth
.:zy:. says:
yeahhh nite nite. hope you dream of me letting you drive my car


Case2:
`zhihao says:
went to the airport
went for a chinese massage
fixed my com
went for dinner
not bad la quite eventful

YUWEN says:
yeah not bad la quite eventful
clapclapclap

`zhihao says:
tmr
i got driving lesson
then ill pack my room
not bad la quite eventful

`zhihao says:
YUWEN says:
yeah not bad la quite eventful
YUWEN says:
clapclapclap

`zhihao says:
thursday i dunno what to do. but theres dont forget e lyrics at 8pm
not bad la quite eventful

`zhihao says:
YUWEN says:
yeah not bad la quite eventful
YUWEN says:
clapclapclap

YUWEN says:
ARENT YOU ANNOYING

Case3:
yingjing says:
Did I wake you, were you sleepin’, were you still in the bed?
Or is a nightmare keepin’ you up instead?
Oh baby, are you feelin’ guilty for what you did?
If you think you’re hurtin’, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet
Was it really worth it?
Was she everything, that you were looking for?
(To) Feel like a man
I hope you know that, you can’t come back
Cause all we had is broken like shattered glass

BRITNEY'S
YUWEN says:
YOUR FAVOURITE OMG
PLEASE DONT GET THE PARTY STARTED YET

yingjing says:
HAHA YET


Case4:

people should learn to relax says:
maybe ill be a male escort
i heard the pay is good
YUWEN says:
HAHHA
people should learn to relax says:
hahahaha
YUWEN says:
OHPLEASE
do you think you'll even have business?
hahahhaa
people should learn to relax says:
so easy i just yakyakyakyak
and all the clients will be
he he ha ha he he ha ha
YUWEN says:
HAHAHHA
SERIOUSLY

I really hate how you and your friends go around judging people (dont get me started at judging you), whether was it in the past or even now. Cos seriously, who are you to tell me what I am, you're not even God. We're all made differently but in His image, so judge me and you're judging Him.
You're a bastard through and through (your friends too).
I really had enough.

BURGERS ARE LUBSXX.
Hello, I just felt like proclaiming my love for something and I thought hey, I really really love burgers!

There :)

So last night saw me & yj at ButterFac, helping Jacob &Joshua for the NJ Postprom party that they were organising. I was the Door Bitch yo :D The other door bitch damn hot i tell you, me is so inferioooor

Anw so freaking fun last night pweasexx, so many funny things happened, kids trying to justify their friends' entries (some didnt bring ID/EZlink AT ALL CAN YOU IMAGINE), kids looking pretty, kids looking..cute. Ah club club club after that left yj totally immobile (again, that pussy drunkard HAHA), time passed in a FLASH, we is getting too annoyednoyednoyed

Anw I just saw this dvd sales thing online and they were selling,
Han(d)cock (uncensored)
Over my dead body will I watch that (porno, if it is)