Me: Eh I got sacked by the sec3 biology girl
Justin: Hahaha why is there no suprise.

Eh fat shit, you spelled surprise wrongly.

I got sacked by this sec3 biology girl after the first lesson cos I totally suck at biology la teehee I tell you, it was my longest 1.5hours of my life, Mister Time was being dreadfully slow. I took like eons to answer a question, &I bet I was giving her wrong answers some more. Hahaha, paisay to the max pleaseee.

It was 4 days of working as well at Comex, mygosh, bring out the fanfair for me and Yingjing please, it was the first time that we'd actually completed an assignment HAHA. It was tiring like hell, selling thumbdrives and memory cards. I tell you, the customers can be so rude & impatient, freaking annoying manzz. Not forgetting the long hours of standing and talking please. Initially we were like, "Wahlau eh why so long hours, we're like cheap labour again sia." But after the first day, we self-extended our lunch & dinner breaks to 1.5h each. HAHA

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Btw, Yingjing's the best yo, she got damn sian of explaining our products repeatedly, so she gave really fantastic answers.
Example 1

Customer: Excuse me, what's the difference btw Product A and B?

Me: Their main difference is in the transfer speed of the files. Product A is 5mb/s but Product B is 15mb/s, making it 3x faster than A. Further, B has 5years of warrenty while A only has 2. B is more popular within executives cos of the faster speed, they usu need it for faster file transfer for large files.

Customer: Excuse me, what's the difference btw Product A and B?
Yingjing: Speed.

Example 2

Customer: Excuse me, may I check if my Canon camera can take Product A, 16gb?
Me: Okay I'll check for you.

Customer: Excuse me, may I check if my Canon camera can take Product A, 16gb?
Yingjing: Sorry I can't help you, you got to check yourself.

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That's Yingjing for you :)

HAHA GUESS WHO I MET AT THE POOL TODAY?






JIAOLIAN
:D

Damn shit man, my daddy's freaking pissed that I've been spending too much money and not earning any, now he's threatened to make me degree-less. Hallelujah :)

NEHMIND, I'm going to give many tuitions. Nuts out there, got lobangs, give me ah! Primary/Secondary Math will be best :D My math is pro, so don't worry, I won't cheat the students' moolahsxz.

I'm getting 2 new students and it starts tmr, I can't wait :D

Oh My Gawdsxzxz,

Today is ridiculously funny. YJ OFFICIALLY RAN AWAY FROM WORK, LIKE LITERALLY. HAHAHHA. It's hilarious really. We had signed up for this roadshow thing & today's her first day of work (it's her birthday too), while my first day was yesterday. Anyway doing roadshows really suck cos of the long hours of standing, plus the pathetic commission. Ah anyway, during lunch today with YJ & Tony, we happily plotted yj's escape from the booth. So after lunch, Tony skilfully acted as an interested buyer at the booth, successfully grabbing the attention of our colleague. I, on the other hand, proceeded to grab yj's bag and ran out of Heeren (as fast as my legs could carry me). So then, we got ourselves out of job, again :) But we are in trouble this time, my daddy's damn pissed, he's threatened to get me off aussie uni, while yj's mommy warned her to work at her office. Yucks :(

(Working for sales sucks btw, my feet became sore, badly.)

J's out of town, presumably having the time of his life suntanning his chicken ass at Ubin for two more weeks now.
P.S. Police Inspector course is really damn cao keng please. I'm missing that piece of lard already. Come home soon baby.

I say, Yuwen is productive_gal@hotmail.com. She's met Yolanda/Janice/J's bf on Tuesday for BK Breakfast (omgomg the Mushroom Swisssss), Grace/Cun/Puay on Thursday for French Breakfast off Bukit Timah's (Hello that's so very highclass & potentially very-ouchness to my purse if we're gonna follow our plan of having it once every fortnight), Grace on Friday morning for "Nutella Cupcake Baking!" (Mission Accomplished thank you very much :) ), Jo on Sat morning for Polo, OCIP people in the afternoon for some cycling at ECP, & finally Justin today for Hellboy2!

Yes I'm busying congratulating myself now.

Ah I'm mother tired after yesterday, all that swimming &cycling (24km, they say!), very very accomplishing, I'm sure it was Byebye Lard Day. But Newton dinner after that sure put every single piece of lard back in its place.

Goodbye Janice, till December/January! (Sorry I forgot teehee)
Goodbye Jiayi, till November!
I'm scared of leaving already.

And bloodyhell, Justin levelled up damn fast over the weekend for WOW, like double of what I've done during the weekdays.
S-H-I-T
I CANNOT LOSE TO HIM,
SO BYEBYE, MORTALS.

Ohlord, there's this Social Night tonight which I feel just terribly lost about, even after having tried looking for the appropriate dress for like, 4days? It's like we roamed through the Bebes, Mangos, Zaras, FCUKs, but the perfect piece never sprung out from the racks like Jack-in-the-box (It's Jack right?). SIANZXZ JI PUAAAA.

To make it worse, I'm like shag like a moomoo now after wowing till 5 in the morning my eyebags are poppppping out like Jack AHHH and my nerves are slightly frizzled it's pretty scary. Thank God manymany that I didn't wake up with a Pau Face today ohmansss, MY PAU FACE IS SO TACTFUL, I LOVEEE. Eh okay, got to wash up soon, got to leave for Justin's in a while. Eeee I'm rather hesitant about how tonight will end up, I don't quite like events like this. Damn.

There was suntanning session at Sentosa's with Janice &Yolanda as well, &I swear we're like on Red Lobster Alert now. I only brought moisturizer (and GOGGLES which just happens to be in my bag everyday HAHA), so we bought the bikini &towel there. We forgot mats, so we bought table mats from Daiso instead. We forgot shampoo &soap, so we got Yo to bring from home, &she said she felt like supermarket of the day HAHA. We bought plentiful of chips &drinks, &settled for a ~2 hours tan, followed by a dampening rain. We camwhored, &HELLO WOMEN, whoever has the photos better send me soon! LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Yingjing, stop thinking too much into a relationship, just go with the flow :) HELLO JOLENE, THIS APPLIES TO YOU TOO.

Toodles :)

P.S Everyone's leaving Singapore already SHITTTT WHY SO EARLY

Janice: 8th
Qihui: 9th
Jiayi: 17th

P.S I'm so so sad.

They made a statue of us
And it put it on a mountaintop
Now tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs have fun, have fun.

Hello People it's freaking two thirty am in the morning, just in time for a freak show if a ghost pops out beside me now. I'll scream till my boobs shrink. It's not a good idea at all to play WOW till this late everyday, you know, WOW is evil. Now I understand why WOW leaves players feeling so detached from the world, and I'll tell you why.

1) Groups of people on the streets now remind me of powerful mobs that I shouldn't walk through in WOW, and I tend to move away from them cos I'm afraid that they'll attack me

2) When I watch fighting scenes on tv, I start strategising on my attacks

3) I look for WOW music to download, to hell with Backstreet Boys, Queen or Muse.

4) When I start talking to friends, I ask them if they play WOW, so that they might run me through dungeons

5) My boyfriend finds WOW more interesting than me

6) I speak WOW and I breathe WOW

7) I've stopped playing Cabal

Hail me, the WOW Queen.
Teehee
Okay actually it's all an exaggeration, I'm just doing all these to warn myself from sinking too deep. But I tell you, I see signs of 1/2 happening already, while 5/7 have already happened.

WOW IS EVIL.

IN LULU'S BLOG, SHE MENTIONED ABOUT THE JOKES WE HAD IN CAMBODIA:

You know, IM YUNLU, but I dont know why
the two very annoying person,
one muscleman & one demure lady,
calls me yun LOOOOOOOO every time they feel bored,
and worse,
dont know who just came up with,
Lulu in chinese,
meaning GREEN GREEN
OMG, everyday it just gets worse
HAHAHAHA

(HELLO LULU, I THINK I CAME UP WITH THAT TEEHEE)

oh and you know,
the island we went too,
is cows infiltrated,HAHA and u know how cow go
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
which kinda sounds a abit like LUUUULUUUU,
so everytime a cows mooo,
they are supposedly to be calling for me,
HAHAHA
yeah im a cow's best friend.

Oh and my braces is really a joke at the airport.
Cos everyone has to passes thru the censor thing,
you know when you they also checked your luggage,
mine sounded the alarm,
probably because of the metal in my mouth,
so they had to run a detector on me,
HAHAHA now, from mr ho,
im called METAL MOUTH,
thank god,that was only at the returning flight.

What else,we had a teacher whom is
IMMENSELY TERRIFIED of BRA,
and leqi just flash it right infront of him,
omg i guess it could have been
the most unlucky&traumatising moment of his life.

Theres this YUWEN JOKE,

about her BAO face, HAHAHA

OMG thats funny okay,

she was trying to squeeeze out splinters

i think, and then bryan(nehmind muscleman)

was llike, later the splinters poke into her face,

and the face go shrinking, HAHAH

like all the things inside zoooooooooooooooom out.

HAHAHA okay omg, its funnier if you look at him

The alvin and claire joke.

Claire has some scratches on her hand,

and so alvin asked what happened.

Claire: The chicken pecked on my hand

HAHA usually, people will go

HUH OMG REALLY?! pain anot??!!!!?

But alvin went:

"HUH THE CHICKEN CAN FLY SO HIGH MEH???"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg he owned it all.

LAUGH BABIES, LAUGH.

I'VE REALLISED THAT I REALLY DO MISS JOLENE KOH. That bitch woke me up from my fitful sleep for lunch, but it was def worth it! I've just borrowed a whole lot of books from the library as well, one book being The Truce of God. It's a thought-provoking read about peace, you should try it :)

























PEACE IS TO GOOFY.